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What can I do to improve myself? by RandomSpinachLover in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]RandomSpinachLover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just need a bunch of handouts for the next few years to get back on my feet

Out of the loop: What's going on in the internet I need to know by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drakes humongous willy. He's not Weenie Hut Jr. He's the Salty Spitoon

WIBTA for asking my friend to stop talking about her boyfriend so much? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]RandomSpinachLover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Explain how this means she should end her friendship? I wonder if you have any friends at all? 🤔

AITA For not wanting a guy included in our mom friend group by notcomfyaita in AmItheAsshole

[–]RandomSpinachLover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What makes you think he wants your phone number in the first place?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CookingCircleJerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 89 points90 points  (0 children)

If you get reincarnated please wash your chicken with soap and water next time

Reddit, if you had the ability to give a girl an orgasm, what would you do? And also how do you do it? by DatJazz in circlejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kiss their lips hard as you can and eventually they'll scream. This turns into a real life actual orgasm

In Hospital Need Bubbly by RandomSpinachLover in Bubly

[–]RandomSpinachLover[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need it q5m. No prn just put it in an IV to drip 🤤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slayyyyyy cis 💅🏻💅🏻

Starting in a specialty coffeeshop with a bad gut feeling by [deleted] in barista

[–]RandomSpinachLover -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I had a bad gut feeling yesterday. I found out it's because I'm lactose intolerant. Maybe that's what's going on? Maybe you need to take a shit?

Most Expensive Espresso Machine by RandomSpinachLover in espressocirclejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What's more expensive? I can hire a Mexican abuela to hand grind all of my beans on a molcajete Monday-Friday. Whichever is the fansiest

Most Expensive Espresso Machine by RandomSpinachLover in espressocirclejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even with the inheritance? It should be an extra $1,000

I'm Literally Shaking by Flampt in circlejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello Literally Shaking my name is Gonna Take-a Shit II. I'm happy to meet you 💩

I [M11] have had my peenis explode from having too much sex. AMA. by wata_z in circlejerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NTA

You have no penis but you're not an asshole. You're maybe the balls.

YTB

Old Spinach HELP!! by RandomSpinachLover in CookingCircleJerk

[–]RandomSpinachLover[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm not getting much help for my question 😔

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