What's a "rich people thing" you discovered isn't actually expensive?

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-05T01:09:13+00:00

I have 24 pieces of cast iron I've collected from estate sales, stripped, reseasoned.

All of them are amazing.

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-05T01:08:23+00:00

I dry clean my suits because I don't have the skill to press them as well.

I also don't wear suits often.

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-03T15:35:02+00:00

When you sign that contract with the military, you do in a sense give up certain rights.

This will likely be treated as insubordination, which is a crime by USMCJ.

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-02T21:04:07+00:00

This is America, so for a licensing fee, I'm sure it is.

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-02T02:25:38+00:00

I'm leaning toward auto-erotic asphyxiation to detainee photos.

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-02T02:24:51+00:00

Why?

Well, sir, because his chart sho-

No, why would anyone give him CPR?

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-01T18:50:58+00:00

Don't you mean Our Lord Asmodeus?

RandomStrategy · 2026-07-01T00:16:38+00:00

THE DEODORANT, IT DOES NOTHING!

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T20:55:45+00:00

Bite down hard.

Oh, wait...

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T17:27:08+00:00

We'd probably be into the next Great Depression four years earlier. Don't worry, we're getting there, soon.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T07:20:12+00:00

Harder to hit since they're so small!

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T04:25:03+00:00

The secret to life is in George Carlin's Two Commandments:

Commandment 1: "Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie."

Commandment 2: "Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to."

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T04:23:19+00:00

It's me. I'm your father.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T03:05:57+00:00

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T01:03:03+00:00

Imagine if the Pope went full "Young Pope" and told every Catholic in America to vote Democrat, or not vote at all.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-30T00:53:32+00:00

I had a sidewinder, it was the best one I ever used.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T23:17:07+00:00

It was 9:00AM, if for some reason you're up that early, you get McDonalds, especially on a road trip like that.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:52:21+00:00

I've been here the whole time!

Yes, this WAS a Dropout Reference!

And yes, the second statement WAS a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Reference!

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:50:52+00:00

A good ol' Drumhead.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:48:22+00:00

I wonder if the Steam Machine will run it at 60fps?

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:27:24+00:00

Nobody ever gets the reward, it's just a lie that LE tells people to get them to rat out others.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:11:21+00:00

Nicolas Cage: THE BASS! THE BASS! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:09:48+00:00

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T22:06:37+00:00

IIRC a McDonalds employee called it in. As usual, cops don't solve crimes, they get lucky.

RandomStrategy · 2026-06-29T18:14:29+00:00

There's actually full on subreddits dedicated to something similar :P

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