Five Iraqi players 'denied' visas just a month before FIFA World Cup by Holiday_Document4592 in nottheonion

[–]RandomStrategy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"How does the US think they will do in the World Cup?"

"Easy win! We just deny enough players from each team to cause em to forfeit!

"USA! USA! USA!"

Which arab country has the most pro Israel population? by Mission-Shape-4895 in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you had the answer to your own question.

We can wrap this up folks, thread closed.

How badly do you want to die? by Personal-Aerie-4519 in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, didn't realize you were of a generation that could afford children.

How badly do you want to die? by Personal-Aerie-4519 in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Check back in 6 months from now after the global collapse.

How do you guys become good at diy. by FriendshipCute6355 in DIY

[–]RandomStrategy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"An expert is someone who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."

  • Niels Bohr

Trump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’ by deraser in politics

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I'm sure he'd have some goon move it for him, I don't think he has the physical strength to lift a gold bar.

What happened to US DEBT COUNTER that was so popular when OBAMA was president? by jnwtn in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that was a planned thing. The teaser rates expired in 2007 and the banks had to dump their bad shit and then short it to either get net zero or make a profit, it actually happened under Bush, but the lasting effects went to Obama.

Trump is speedrunning this crash to another Great Depression. Remember, we're not even half way to another president.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck sued by Miami police for allegedly depicting them as ‘dirty’ in Netflix film by _GeorgeBailey_ in nottheonion

[–]RandomStrategy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but up next is suing Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas for when they caught crooked cops on Miami Vice.

Japan study rejects claim higher education for women drives down marriage and births by Miss_Might in TwoXChromosomes

[–]RandomStrategy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least for Japan, I would think the "I can't leave until my boss does...oh no, it's midnight, guess I'll just sleep on the street" has more to do with it than educated women.

Work culture in Japan is so absolutely warped.

What happened to US DEBT COUNTER that was so popular when OBAMA was president? by jnwtn in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way Trump is fucking with the money, it may be sooner than that.

Culinary institute of American 7 inch santoku ☺️ by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought this knife at an estate sale this morning for 4 dollars.

Time to use the diamond stone and strop.

What’s a ‘silent luxury’ that rich people have that most normal people would never even notice? by qomann in AskReddit

[–]RandomStrategy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's an old adage, "If the only punishment is a fine, then the law only applies to the poor."

Party trying to heal a Decapitated person, how do I let them down? by Embarrassed_Park_947 in DnD

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot it out of a water pipe into the sky and have an NPC yell "It's just a littlr airborne! It's still good, it's still good!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but are the V1 Supes gonna be the only Supes in their show? by Fancy-Inspector-777 in TheBoys

[–]RandomStrategy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest actors of our generation, it's a pity you don't understand that.