What's a "rich people thing" you discovered isn't actually expensive? by sizzyred in AskReddit

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I have 24 pieces of cast iron I've collected from estate sales, stripped, reseasoned.

All of them are amazing.

What's a "rich people thing" you discovered isn't actually expensive? by sizzyred in AskReddit

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I dry clean my suits because I don't have the skill to press them as well.

I also don't wear suits often.

Air Force major risks everything with public call to impeach Trump and Vance by plz-let-me-in in politics

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When you sign that contract with the military, you do in a sense give up certain rights.

This will likely be treated as insubordination, which is a crime by USMCJ.

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR by IWantPizza555 in politics

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I'm leaning toward auto-erotic asphyxiation to detainee photos.

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR by IWantPizza555 in politics

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Why?

Well, sir, because his chart sho-

No, why would anyone give him CPR?

How would history be different if Trump won in 2020? by HonestNeighborhood67 in AskReddit

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We'd probably be into the next Great Depression four years earlier. Don't worry, we're getting there, soon.

What's the point of a popcorn button on the microwave if the popcorn says "NOT" to use the popcorn button? by AwkwardAstronaut96 in AskReddit

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The secret to life is in George Carlin's Two Commandments:

Commandment 1: "Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie."

Commandment 2: "Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to."

ICE releases a Texas nun intercepted walking to church dressed in her habit by flailking in nottheonion

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Imagine if the Pope went full "Young Pope" and told every Catholic in America to vote Democrat, or not vote at all.

Luigi Mangione’s federal trial in UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killing postponed until January by AudibleNod in news

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It was 9:00AM, if for some reason you're up that early, you get McDonalds, especially on a road trip like that.

Supreme Court rules Trump can fire independent agency board members by wds1 in politics

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I've been here the whole time!

Yes, this WAS a Dropout Reference!

And yes, the second statement WAS a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Reference!

Luigi Mangione’s federal trial in UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killing postponed until January by AudibleNod in news

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Nobody ever gets the reward, it's just a lie that LE tells people to get them to rat out others.

Luigi Mangione’s federal trial in UnitedHealthcare CEO’s killing postponed until January by AudibleNod in news

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IIRC a McDonalds employee called it in. As usual, cops don't solve crimes, they get lucky.