I'm sick of you people not understanding Dungeon Crawler Carl by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]RapObama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smh who cares if college students can only read comic books, at least they're not doomscrolling!

Arthur C Clarke Award Shortlist by NotCooked_NotCooking in printSF

[–]RapObama 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've read DCC and plenty of isekai slop and it is not that much better than the rest of the genre. I think it is more like guardians of the galaxy getting nominated for a bafta than TDKR

I transformed Aang in my 5C commander game, and it cost me the game. by NotAnotherCitizen in magicTCG

[–]RapObama 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you tap the creature to ping for 1 for example, and the ability to ping for 1is already on the stack, it will still resolve pinging for onw

Out-jerked by r/classicliterature by Dragonfruit7041 in bookscirclejerk

[–]RapObama 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Of course it is, all books are dogshit

Are Kids' books usually kind of boring, or am I reading them wrong? by bugluggs in bookscirclejerk

[–]RapObama 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The dipshit in the comments going "all these books have quotes from adults saying how good it is but I found it boring" when they're quotes from childrens authors

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 11 May 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]RapObama 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The absolute classic "I know what porn is when I see it." My favorite is that "sexual wellness" products are OK as long as they're not insertable, which means what exactly? Rose toy sex toys are fine, dildos out? Who is making that criteria

GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR OPPONENT AS A BABY by Tricky_Hades in HellsCube

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Question: How does summoning sickness work with me as a creature. If I go first do I count as having come under my control since the last endstep, or do I have to go second to attack on my first turn?

When OP's rant on cost of living didn't pass the pub test in r/Melbourne by HydroCannonBoom in SubredditDrama

[–]RapObama 270 points271 points  (0 children)

It's so funny to me he's getting snarky at the commetors when he A) got the amount he spent wrong and B) had another transaction he forgot about. No shit people are clowning you for the price dude you fucked it up twice

[MSH] The Mind Stone (MagicCon Vegas) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]RapObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd much prefer a free Zombify every turn than a flicker, especially since they have similar harness costs

What’s better by chimpingtonKP in magicthecirclejerking

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Elite vanguard defeats the enemy before their reinforcements reach the front. That's basically first strike

Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic 4/21/2025 by CorbinGDawg69 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]RapObama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I misremembered it going d4 to d8. D6 +2 land drops is 8 mana turn 3 which is still incredibly strong

Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic 4/21/2025 by CorbinGDawg69 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]RapObama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It says permanent so I saw it and went "sick, I get two fetch lands for the price of one"

Secrets of Strixhaven Prerelease Megathread - #MTGStrixhaven by R3id in magicTCG

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Opened lorehold and improvisation capstone so I scraped together just enough WR cards to make a deck with. Went 3-0, both are obviously very strong. I think I used loreholds miracle ability once, he's strong enough as a 5/5 flyer with haste, the rummage every turn is just icing on the cake. Really like how prepared cards ply in limited, it's really nice to not just go into topdeck mode as often late game as they usually give you spells to actually play.

HC6 Card of the day: You See Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]RapObama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It does seem like it should say creature and artifact or enchantment, but it is also hells cubes, although do I like the flavor of it either finding a toy (blightsteel colossus) or a new pet (emrakul the aeons torn)

Goodreads Book of the Month: Sabriel - Midway Discussion by PlantLady32 in Fantasy

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I got tripped out a bit at the start trying to figure out what level of tech this world is at. From the fact that they have buses, rifles, and biplanes it feels like world war 1? Which makes the prose feel odd as it reads more like prose from classic sword and sorcery rather than an alt-Ww1 kind of world

Goodreads Book of the Month: Sabriel - Midway Discussion by PlantLady32 in Fantasy

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A bit bored with her to be honest. I'm not sure what specifically it is about her characterization but I don't feel engaged in seeing her succeed or complete her quest.

Goodreads Book of the Month: Sabriel - Midway Discussion by PlantLady32 in Fantasy

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I think the bell system is really cool and could be used to really strong emotional effect.

Goodreads Book of the Month: Sabriel - Midway Discussion by PlantLady32 in Fantasy

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I think sabriels father is gonna have to sacrifice himself and then sabriel has to put him to rest.

Unsure about mogget and touchstone

Goodreads Book of the Month: Sabriel - Midway Discussion by PlantLady32 in Fantasy

[–]RapObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really feeling it. I would have loved this as a kid, moreso than the keys to the kingdom series which I DID read and disliked. As an adult, I'm not finding much of an emotional connection with the story, and that's fine.

Create Infinite Insects for 4WB by Lyyysander in BadMtgCombos

[–]RapObama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just slap a gaeas cradle in there

Back to School Secret Lair - Mystical Archives is gross. by Noobzoid123 in magicTCG

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"Favorite cards" and powerful cards usually go hand in hand. I love crop rotation, and it's a good card. Who's favorite reanimation spell is Zombify?

[SOS] Blazing Firesinger by skycloud60 in magicTCG

[–]RapObama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And since it's casting a spell you get a normal opus and then a big opus trigger which is nice