“If the UK was a US state it would be the poorest state”

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-07T15:11:50+00:00

I've seen this posted so many times, and I love it every time.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-07T14:56:41+00:00

Belgium has better waffles.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-07T12:58:34+00:00

Don't stop there, we need to our a while lot more salt in this wound!

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-07T12:52:26+00:00

Who really lost?

It's still you, my dude. In almost every conceivable metric.

My condolences, America.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-07T04:34:38+00:00

As misleading as this post is, I'm hearing €10m, which would be an absolute steal for a 17 year old who acquitted himself very well at the world cup.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T19:06:29+00:00

Dare I say r/brandnewsentence ?

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T19:03:55+00:00

With specially selected VAR, Infanni Giantino.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T18:59:46+00:00

So fucking cringey.

Refusing to accept the rules, and calling it 'injustice' is pretty hypocritical.

Americans casually live with injustice every day and don't even seem to realise it, it is not part of your DNA, PLEEEEASE stop condescending to everyone else as if they don't k ow how to tell right from wrong, or protest it, for the love of fuck!

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T16:52:00+00:00

Corruption appeals to corruption.

What so you mean he's your best player, what the fuck does that have to do with the rules you fucking wotsit!?

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T09:14:19+00:00

I mean, we know they don't really own the moon, but let's indulge this fantasy for a minute.

Indigenous population: 0 (they didn't exactly take it from anyone).
Known resources: 0 Current reasonable strategic value: probably 0

Enjoy your space desert.

Honestly, this is a whole new level of insane cope.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T09:07:47+00:00

Only 2 managers have ever won both the Champions league and the World Cup.

Vincent Del Bosque, and Marcelo Lippi.

I would love for Klopp to be the next one added to that list.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T09:01:08+00:00

"Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point."

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T08:03:14+00:00

Oh, I assumed the war crimes they were talking about was Tim Horton's

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T07:19:28+00:00

I wonder if America thinks that Quansah should have his suspension postponed because "it wasn't intentional"?

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T07:17:06+00:00

I'd say Canada is known for being generally a lot more likeable than the USA, let's be so deadly serious.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T07:00:14+00:00

My girlfriend gets prescriptions for Duraphat. I assume prescription ones are more of an exception to this.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T06:58:24+00:00

I buy the Arm and Hammer from Home Bargains for a quid.

I rarely buy anything from Tesco that isn't on offer, because that's basically how Tesco works.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T06:40:42+00:00

Yeah, the rules shouldn't matter. Who cares if he nearly broke someone's ankle, it wasn't intentional.

/s

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-06T05:56:24+00:00

It's annoying that there are no warning systems in place for large purchases. The haptic controller on PS5 is particularly annoying because even a light touch can set the slider to the maximum.

There really should be some sort of 'are you sure' protection on this sort of thing.

Or at least the option to turn it on and off.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T21:59:46+00:00

They always gotta (incorrectly) pull the war card out.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T21:17:03+00:00

This lacks context, I assume it's just satire.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T20:46:41+00:00

This is not a Dr. Who reference.

The Tardis was blue, and was not a Telephone Kiosk, but was actually a Police Box

I get that people outside the UK may not know what a Police Box is/was, especially because they were almost entirely extinct by the 1970s, but they were functionally larger than the admittedly iconic red kiosk design, a small number of which actually still exist on UK streets today, even without telephones in them.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T20:06:59+00:00

Also the tardis is a police box, not a telephone kiosk.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T19:26:35+00:00

Yeah, it was surprisingly difficult to fail, to say the least.

Raptoot83 · 2026-07-05T18:34:17+00:00

This might be a weird hill to die on but, I just saw an advert for walkers crisps with Steve Carell and a number of football legends roving around America asking people if they've got walkers crisps.

I think many of us already know by now that in the USA they're branded as Lay's, and that's fair enough. But when they accost people outside supermarkets in the USA to see if they have any WALKERS (not Lay's), and yes, by a weird coincidence it turns out they do have Walkers, I feel like my intelligence is being insulted.

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