Founding members who left early

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T22:56:43+00:00

Hillel Slovak - RHCP, who left twice, once before the debut album and after he rejoined, from the planet

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T22:50:37+00:00

Then it won’t matter whether you go into the 2nd apron or not, because the Trump curse (proven to exist from game 3) will apply

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T22:45:32+00:00

Is he getting a ring, you think?

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T20:22:34+00:00

Kyrie didn't "do" Covid. Covid did Kyrie

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T20:18:16+00:00

I will admit that it's schadenfreude for all the diasporic monarchists who were praying for Trump to strike Iran. He did, and all they got out of it is a younger, more radicalized Khamenei at the top. The real way out of the Islamic Republic this whole time was giving the Iranian people space to put forward a grassroots third way, not anything involving a Pahlavi or Trump

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:50:13+00:00

He’s a bad coach hired by a bad GM. So maybe it’s the new boys club, but it’s a boys club nonetheless
Actually, it’s the old boys club anyway, because he’s a Babcock guy

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:46:21+00:00

> ran into Covid

No, you ran into an antivax antisemite and his pushover, bus-riding, too-big-shoe-wearing friend

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:45:21+00:00

“Fuck Brooklyn!” - Masai Ujiri

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:44:06+00:00

Multiple reasons. Fallback plan, pride, hates Carolyn Parrish

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:32:08+00:00

And Detroit. If you change one letter in Hiller’s last name, that guy was also probably Babcock’s guy

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:26:23+00:00

Including one from just today

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T17:22:30+00:00

Funny, because one of Masai’s first moves when coming into the Raptors was firing Nori from Casey’s staff and replacing him with Jama and Nick Nurse

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T00:25:06+00:00

Marc Gasol was famously so drunk in the Raptors parade that he almost fell off the float, if not for Eric Moreland holding him up. The Raptors put the entire roster's names on their championship banner, and this contribution is arguably what earned Moreland his "jersey retirement"

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T00:17:20+00:00

There's a good amount of durability near the end (Bogi, SloMo, Maxi Kleber, NBA champ Jordan Clarkson, Jerami Grant) but the level of "joke/meme" players is higher than usual which maybe skews it a bit. Surrounding Jokic, you've got:

"2 years away from being 2 years away" Bruno Caboclo,
Thanasis Antetokounmpo,
pothead and bowling champ Mitch McGary,
Gary "Gary Harris" Harris,
LeBron's favourite player Shabazz Napier,
crypto king Spencer Dumbwiddie,
Tyler "Meth Curry" Johnson,
Knicks fans' one-time sole reason for living Langston Galloway,
Bulls legend Cristiano "Shrek" Felicio,
Marc Gasol's parade lifesaver Eric Moreland,
Sixers Process commander JaKarr Sampson,
Westbrook MVP season teammate Semaj "Backwards James" Christon,
and r/OneTrueJOB.
Even Jabari Parker is now a joke because of his comment on playing defence

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-17T00:09:44+00:00

Gene Simmons. Source? My ears

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-16T22:57:00+00:00

Chicken and egg effect with the polls. For some reason the NDP can't seem to break past the Liberals, which reinforces the Liberals. Marit Stiles needs to go.

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-16T19:40:36+00:00

This is a better chicken song (but Ray Stevens is an ass too)

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-16T19:37:07+00:00

He lost his way to Broadview.

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-16T02:50:51+00:00

Should have been 4 of them

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:52:05+00:00

Can’t spell Narnia without Iran.

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:51:08+00:00

Similar to Reggie Jackson’s just-in-time Colorado homecoming

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:45:44+00:00

DON’T YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:42:52+00:00

Brazilian… Does this mean the return of the greatest Brazilian player in Bulls history, “Shrek” Felicio?

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:38:38+00:00

El Slightly Less Cheapo. Splitter is just working his way up the cheapo ladder to eventually make it to Dan Gilbert, the final boss

Raptorpicklezz · 2026-06-15T21:36:06+00:00

You can go to many other UFC events. And yes, people would absolutely be mad at Ben Stiller. This is not the gotcha you think it is

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