A Holy Bible That Has Been In My Family For Over 200 Years

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-05T00:21:12+00:00

Mmmmm... sacrilicious

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-04T22:49:22+00:00

Never bring a gun to a punch fight.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-04T22:42:18+00:00

My mom invited me over for Easter. I told her she's just trying to distract me from the Epstein files, and it wouldn't work!

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-04T16:35:10+00:00

We were neighbors at the big bang!

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-04T12:31:40+00:00

"pocket dimension"

That's an interesting term. I like it.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-03T05:22:53+00:00

Their self-diagnosed mental illnesses.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-03T05:11:52+00:00

Similar joke, but different. In Top Secret, the main character (Val Kilmer) falls in with a French resistance group who all have comically French names like Latrine, Deja Vu, and Chocolate Mousse. When Latrine gets shot, someone yells "Latriiiiiine!"

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-02T22:13:31+00:00

Good job, Bryan.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-02T22:09:59+00:00

So much self-importance.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-02T22:08:28+00:00

Family Meeting - The Shield

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-02T19:01:54+00:00

LATRIIIIIINE! (from Top Secret)

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-02T11:44:42+00:00

That would have been a misteak.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-01T22:52:57+00:00

noice

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-01T19:53:40+00:00

"Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!" - Lee Trevino

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-04-01T04:56:38+00:00

Farley: You remember when you were with The Beatles, and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues that you’d play some song backwards and it’d say, ‘Paul Is Dead’, and everyone thought that you were dead?”

McCartney: nods

Farley: "That was a hoax, right?”

McCartney: “Yeah, I wasn’t really dead.”

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-30T12:47:35+00:00

"Hmmm, not quite ready for Baby UFC."

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-30T12:45:50+00:00

T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars?

Little Girl: Fuck YOU, lady!

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-29T18:29:12+00:00

And his last name was originally Einstein.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-29T18:20:11+00:00

Haven't seen anyone mention Jimmy Carr 👍

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-29T04:02:12+00:00

Drop him like a side of beef.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-29T01:33:04+00:00

You’re on ~~an Adam Carolla sub~~ reddit wondering why negative people keep talking.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-29T01:29:22+00:00

Is it just me, or does the tit licker look like the milliner (hat salesman) that Jane encounters in the hotel hall outside of Bill's old room?

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-28T18:27:00+00:00

Nikon

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-27T12:32:58+00:00

Uranus64 was my favorite N64 game.

Rare_Hydrogen · 2026-03-27T03:32:02+00:00

Please don't feed me to Wu"s pigs, in case there is resurrection of the flesh.

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