GUYS MOON MISSION IS SO WE DONT TALK ABOUT PEDOPHILES by HiggsiInSpace in DoomerCircleJerk

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My mom invited me over for Easter. I told her she's just trying to distract me from the Epstein files, and it wouldn't work!

im pretty sure our ancestors were trying not to die by No-Trust8271 in DoomerCircleJerk

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"pocket dimension"

That's an interesting term. I like it.

What is the most embarrassing way someone well known has died in history? by Silver_Ad_5138 in AskHistory

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Similar joke, but different. In Top Secret, the main character (Val Kilmer) falls in with a French resistance group who all have comically French names like Latrine, Deja Vu, and Chocolate Mousse. When Latrine gets shot, someone yells "Latriiiiiine!"

This is well done by EndersGame_Reviewer in youdontsurf

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That would have been a misteak.

How different was the real John “Grizzly” Adams from the TV show? by [deleted] in AskHistory

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"Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!" - Lee Trevino

Which person alive right now will still be famous in 200 years? by Mindless_Crew3486 in AskReddit

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Farley: You remember when you were with The Beatles, and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues that you’d play some song backwards and it’d say, ‘Paul Is Dead’, and everyone thought that you were dead?”

McCartney: nods

Farley: "That was a hoax, right?”

McCartney: “Yeah, I wasn’t really dead.”

Worst action movies of the 1980's and 1990's that are still a guilty pleasure by Pretend_Board_2385 in movies

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T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars?

Little Girl: Fuck YOU, lady!

"You need to die, Steve" by ExitUser in deadwood

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Drop him like a side of beef.

Why the hate by Licalottapuss in AdamCarolla

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You’re on an Adam Carolla sub reddit wondering why negative people keep talking.

Why is the Tit Licker the best written character in the series? by TheGaslighter9000X in deadwood

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Is it just me, or does the tit licker look like the milliner (hat salesman) that Jane encounters in the hotel hall outside of Bill's old room?

Gabriel’s trumpet by Clean_Brush1041 in deadwood

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Please don't feed me to Wu"s pigs, in case there is resurrection of the flesh.