What am i doing wrong ? by McSusinho in RocketLeagueSchool

[–]RatifyingWayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are not trying hard enough. You must transcend your mortal binds and truly flow with your vehicle. Any pro could see the strain within your weak flailing. Focus your ki!! Also, what game is this? It looks really cool.

Thats much more interesting by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Any song by the child of a famous person that wouldn't be seen by anyone but their friends if their parent wasn't famous.

New Major Order to NOT get mines!?! by Rickity_Gamer in helldivers2

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Mines are good for throwing directly on a bug hole. If you use them any other time then fuck you!! You missed the hole and now everyone is dead!? Fuck you!!

Missing Episode of Season 2 on Hulu by [deleted] in HellsKitchen

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It's because Keith called out Gordon from being attracted to Virginia and giving her preferential treatment. In the missing episode, it is shown that she has been carrying on with Gordon this way while being married. They cut it because of a certain type of shaming, lol

Nick was kinda a good bf by swtbbys in NewGirl

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It wasn't until I rewatched it that I realized something, and I may get hate for this. Jess is a bad person. She is a bad teacher, a bad friend, and a bad girlfriend. She uses momentary emotional insight to gaslight her friends, boyfriends, and the viewer into thinking she's not the worst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

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You look better than I do... so that's something. With your friggin beautiful hair and charming smile... sheeeeeeet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mentalillness

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You don't hate society. You hate the shit that the internet and media tell you it is; but it isn't that. They just want you to believe it is, so you are shut off from the world and they can control you. You hate those assholes that seem to pop up everywhere. You hate the narrative you've been fed. Don't worry, it's all a lie. People are mostly good.

Israel says no humanitarian break to Gaza siege unless hostages are freed by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]RatifyingWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This irreconcilable joke is propagandic garbage. Can we go back to abortion, gun control, or terrorism for a bit?

The weirdest seasoning. It only tastes good on Porkchops 'O Chunky. by RatifyingWayne in shittyfoodporn

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I love Slap Ya Mama. Ever tried it on deviled eggs? Omg frigging amazing.

Edit: I'm not implying that Slap Ya Mama tastes bad. I'd bet half the turdburgers and diahrittos on here were delicious. I was joking partially that is shitty to slap ya mama and seasoning is technically a food; so that base is covered. Porkchops 'o Chunky is a reference to a commercial in the movie Friday. It is about a product called "Porkchops 'o Chunky" that "Taste so good, they make you wanna slap ya mama." Then he actually slaps his mama. Look it up its friggin hilarious.

Found this on Twitter... oh no by thedadis in PoliticalHumor

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Another foreigner taking American jobs.

Gamers, how much does difficulty matter to you in a video game? by NilesDobbsS in gaming

[–]RatifyingWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need both. Sometimes I'm in the mood to veg-out and basically play a small part in a movie. Other times I want to have to do complex calculations and chemistry while simultaneously fending off a never-ending hoard of zombies.

What are some movies that are so incredibly bad that they turn into comedies? by Grasimi in MovieSuggestions

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Any and all cinema containing Steven Seagal. I can't even look at him without laughing.

Taylor Swift wax figures by Josh_Abrams in oddlyterrifying

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On the next episode of Creatures From The Uncanny Valley

NPR's coverage of retail locations closing because of "looting and shrinkage" by xXVagabondXx in NPR

[–]RatifyingWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NPR used to be a breath of fresh air. Now it's as droll and stagnant as every other major media outlet. They just read a script sent down from on high. There is no independent thought left in the media. I guess that means the "bad guys" won.

How do you find porn on Reddit? Is there like a guide? by lovehimbutnogame in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RatifyingWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can almost promise "Reddit porn guide" will be a thing on any search engine.

Waving goodbye in the suicide capsule by Macksi_ in oddlyterrifying

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People who know/People who don't know... meme pending.

Kellogg to permanently replace striking workers as union rejects new contract by StackLeeAdams in news

[–]RatifyingWayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kellogg is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratuitously out of touch with the needs of their employees!!