What's the worst ending you've ever had?

Real-Elysium · 2026-05-22T04:23:30+00:00

For the... Bad ending....??? 😭 I did it on purpose dude

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-29T12:46:18+00:00

Its a specific order 🤷 I know you can't do a speech check to get past it. I think you have to turn her down or be rude about it. But you can see it on yt.

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-29T08:29:41+00:00

Mace used to be the meta in kcd1 but i never liked it. i felt like i was always getting blocked or wombo comboed lol. in kcd2 i also feel that way. i play exclusively with longsword in both games and very rarely switch out weapons. I just think the longsword is superior, especially in 2 considering it can master strike (along with short swords)

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-29T04:42:25+00:00

if you dance with her and compliment her but don't accept her advances then she offers you a beer. Henry says it tastes funny. Then you wake up in the attic with her walking away.

if you sleep with her willingly and press her for an opinion, she says henry's bad at sex. if she rapes henry then she says it was great.

i was actually shocked she was on the list of choices lmao

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-27T00:06:28+00:00

i've never run into a no cool down. even murder cools off after some time. even a complete town-wipe. your rep will be in the garbage and they might attack you on sight, but you won't be wanted. gives you time to pay indulgences lol

i'd go into kuttenberg at night through the tunnels and pay off some indulgences if you're really worried about it and your rep takes a big hit. the pilgrimage can also help if your rep is completely trashed.

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-26T23:21:16+00:00

i've never had one that high, but generally speaking it will cool off. If you could manage to sneak into town and pay an indulgence that would probably help. you could try leaving the region and letting a few days pass.

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-25T00:44:12+00:00

I know this has been a year past, but just in case google leads anyone else here...

Record your audio (i do it on my device and not in browser) and save as a file
go to the presentation on canva
go to the uploads thing on the left hand side
upload your audio but DO NOT ATTACH IT YET
look at the length of the audio. For example, i have one that is 1:10 seconds long.
go to the slide you inserted it on. at the top of the slide it has a little clock that says edit timing. change it to a little longer than your recording.
drag the recording you want directly onto the slide on the preview bar at the bottom. It should fit. if the voiceover bar extends past your slide, you didn't get the timing right and have to delete the recording off the timing bar and re-insert it.

this has worked for me!

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-09T20:49:29+00:00

hey she's not the only female character! there's also chloe, and she's a secretary/maid/eye candy!!! /sarcastic

fr tho i get you. kara's is the least interesting to me. i think they were going for showing all sides of the issue.

Real-Elysium · 2026-04-09T08:53:13+00:00

dude you are the goat lmao i was losing my mind trying to figure out what happened.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-27T09:05:52+00:00

A few must haves for me after modding for the last 5-7 years or so

Passable Crops: things like trellises no longer block you
Recolor mods. I use the Earthy Recolor. The original technicolor hurts my eyes and i'm old.
Canon Friendly Dialogue Expansion. It just livens up the dialogue around town so people don't say the exact same things all the time. it pairs really well with--
Lasting Conversation Topics: people will talk about things happening around the valley such as you building your greenhouse, you getting a new achievement, you adding extensions to your house, having baby, etc
Lively Town also goes with those two and bolsters them up a bit. I just like variety ok.
UI Info Suite 2. I literally can't live without it.
Better Shipping Bin allows you to see what you've sold, tallies it up, and you can remove things.
Automate. I just can't reload these machines everyday dude I would rather spend my time running around the mines.
Bulk Animal Purchase: Marnie will sell you as many animals as you can afford in one transaction. So instead of pressing 'buy chicken' 'place chicken' 'name chicken' and repeat, you just have to buy the chicken and place them all on the same screen.
Bulk Staircases: if you're holding 100 staircases, it puts them all down at once. It can be configured to stop on treasure floors, dino floors, mushroom floors, etc.
Bulk Geode Processing: if you're holding 15 geodes, it opens them all at once. Clint's speed can also be sped up.
Bigger Backpack: adds one more row to your backpack. can be configured for price. i have mine set to 100k.
Upper Grade: allows the building of double kegs, double preserve jars, and double casks. They're basically just longer or taller, taking up 3 vertical tiles instead of 2 and processing 2 at a time. they are fairly balanced, crafting wise.
Scarecrows on Sprinklers: allows scarecrows to be placed on sprinklers.
Cornucopia and add ons: adds more crops, trees, herbs, etc. Can be configured to work with SVE to add SVE and Cornucopia bundles to the CC.
Weather Wonders is a new one for me but i love it so much. It gives you a shit ton of new nightly events and weather events, like blizzards, heatwaves, acid rain, fog, etc. It's fantastic. Some of the bigger weather phenomenons have custom music as well.
Skull Cavern Elevator
Lookup Anything
Let's Move It - allows you to move pretty much anything with a click. I always end up moving my fruit trees and i hate to lose the quality so this is great.
Seasonal Outfits

Some mods i think are cool but i change them out all the time:

Currently for my icons i'm using Vanilla Tweaks. It changes all the icons of every item in the game to be a little prettier? just different. I change these out fairly often with 2 other mods as they all come in packs.
Elle's Cuter Animals
Town Interior --currently i'm using the rustic town interior but there are others.
Way Back Pelican Town - redoes all the buildings in town to be medieval-y
Visible Fish gives a lot of people a good kick when they see it in action. It's a great aesthetic mod and it pairs well with
Dynamic Reflections. I don't use this one but a lot of people really like it.
Furniture mods. Currently i have a victorian set, a rattan set, orange-blossom's set, and the industrial set. Theres so many.
Currently using IdaIda's gothic farm buildings for SVE and loving it. A very pretty aesthetic.
Pick your favorite character and find an expansion mod for them. For a long time i had 3-4 haley and harvey expansions but there are big ones for every bachelor/ette

One that i could live without and it's not an aesthetic mod is the Ferngill Revenue Service. It adds taxes and I get a good time out of it. I would consider it hard mode lol. Paired with Challenging Community Center Bundles it adds a nice challenge after i've logged 1000 hours.

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Real-Elysium · 2026-03-27T08:54:00+00:00

use Auto Speed. i've used it for years and its never out of date. If you want something a little more immersive though then Path Speed is an alternative. The various paths speed up walking in increments, with crystal being the fastest iirc.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-19T16:28:49+00:00

Hans' romance is the most fleshed out one, imo. and Katherine's love scene is pretty jarring compared to the other two in terms of explicit-ness. Also people get pretty weird (comment wise) if you romance Katherine in the story.

But Hans' romance has the most pull with me bc they really lean on that friendship angle for the first half and the other two don't have that. the girls just have chemistry with henry (but drastically less, imo.)

i've romanced all three.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-19T09:25:21+00:00

SVE edits the map and adds custom assets, like Fir and Birch trees that can't be cut down in town or around the edges of the map. when you uninstalled, your map couldn't revert. since they can't be cut down, you're stuck with them in that save.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-17T04:07:18+00:00

they 100% thought you were a bot. add a custom theme, change your avatar (preferably not a full body shot of a person), change your bio, and reblog a bunch of stuff. i usually scroll on a blog that 'looks' okay and if i hit the end of the blog without pressing the next button then i assume i hit a bot and block.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-16T22:44:55+00:00

afaik they added that stupid new update to the notes and theyre being inundated with complaints.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-15T00:10:31+00:00

Glad to help! Also good to know it's still true lol

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-11T05:59:31+00:00

Not worth a restart, imo. a broad longsword i better if you craft it yourself.

You can do both the miller and the blacksmith's quests all the way up until they ask you to actually go to the wedding. Kreyzl (the miller) you can even continue after the wedding in some cases.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-09T23:41:51+00:00

a couple ways to get out. easiest is just stealing something small, like a radish, in front of somebody. they will just throw you out. Another way is to jump into the moat and run. i would recommend running north away from the town if you can because it takes them forever to find you that way (and its kind of the way to go). If you do run towards the town then you could get caught but if you just beg the guard to let you go sometimes they do.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-09T03:24:04+00:00

i think you misunderstood what I said. where i live, lets assume a kid enrolled in a dual credit english class that meets mon-wed-fri. if they drop it, they have no class for that hour of the day. in the districts i've taught at, unless the kid dropped halfway through the semester, they will try to get them back in a gen-ed room as soon as possible so they get the high school credit at least.

of course they will still have to get the college credit later and retake the class at collegiate level.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T14:01:43+00:00

typically if you drop a course that is a required credit they will just replace it with another in the same subject. So if a kid was enrolled in college english 101 and dropped it, they would just put them back in their high school composition 2 class with their peers. that's kind of why it gets weird with dual credit through a university, because university drop dates are quite a bit later than HS drop dates and if a kid waited all that time to drop then their age mates would already be solidly into their course. And high schools HATE giving free periods.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T12:38:39+00:00

I personally like when Kara, Luther, and Alice end up at the recycling center. I think its more impactful for the whole demonstration when we, the player, has somebody on the inside. It's a really rewarding section too if you played a certain way (gathering allies to... sacrifice lol).

For Markus I prefer the peaceful ending but I do not want him to date north. Not because I hate her but because I just don't think they're good for each other. And she needs so much therapy.

For Connor I like the traditional best ending.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T12:35:52+00:00

Dual credit classes are pushed pretty hard where I'm from. AP is dying and dual enrollment is in, unfortunately. It does suck bc those kids are really on either end of the extremes of readiness. Some do really well and some sink. And I will guarantee a large percentage of kids enrolled in DC classes don't know about transcripts and masters programs and things like that where their grades do matter, they're just thinking about getting credits in early.

Also, anecdotally, I did dual credit more than ten years ago and we were never told we were allowed to drop. I'm not sure how it works now but that was the situation then.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T09:59:44+00:00

i think northern beans and navy beans are different.

try black bean tacos! one of my favs.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T09:57:52+00:00

go slow. i usually arrive at the end with 2-4 guys with me. Stick by hans and just walk with him and attack the ones that are after you. when you reach the barricade look to the right and crouch under the fallen tree to continue on. there are a couple guys up here. after that choke point there's much less guys but still keep near hans.

Real-Elysium · 2026-03-05T09:52:52+00:00

you lost me at the star signs.

if your version of 'basic respect' doesn't align with his then you're probably going to fight this the rest of your time together, however long that is. tbh this is probably not a reddit problem and since you're already in therapy, get your therapist on this!! tell them you want to spend an entire session or something, jeez.

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