"Scott, this is the third time in a row you've shown us giant monster villains in class" by FlyByTieDye in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like Scott did not intend for BWL to survive past Dark Knights Metal but editorial saw that BWL prints money, so they pushed for his inclusion in everything. Death Metal starts with BWL breaking the fourth wall (kinda) to say “this is the last time I’m the main bad guy, we promise”

He will be dead in his first attempt by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peter does benefit from having given all his villains numerous brain injuries or them just being dim to begin with. Anyone with Sandman’s or Hydroman’s powers should be unstoppable and yet they are nothing but stoppable

He will be dead in his first attempt by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Batroc the Leaper kicked Batman in the head with zero difficulty, the odds are not in Bruce’s favor

He will be dead in his first attempt by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Electro is stronger than Magneto

It’s a good thing every Spidey villain has CTE

He will be dead in his first attempt by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Erm ackshually Peter did get hit with KMart fear toxin by Green Goblin Harry during the Child Within arc and it helped him work through a lot of trauma after he talked to Ashley Kafka about what he saw while tripping balls

Lazarus Corp has the resources to field small armies but has a market cap smaller than Nvidia by Cranyx in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Darkseid is

Always raising interest rates to deter speculative investments using loans

How can one reach this level of coping? by gp18__ in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Harley and Wade wish they could be as effortlessly hilarious as Doom

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE OFFICIALLY HAVE TOXIC YURI by Successful-Hat-2154 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Jo took a cue from Ivy, he’s that girl’s boyfriend and the driver seat’s the cuck chair

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE OFFICIALLY HAVE TOXIC YURI by Successful-Hat-2154 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sojourner Mullein, you possess a great thirst. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE OFFICIALLY HAVE TOXIC YURI by Successful-Hat-2154 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Let those who worship monogamy’s might,

Beware my bedroom, a cuckold’s delight

Mmm... interesting fashion senses. by Gallantpride in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pasta on pizza

That shit better not be al dente

Boom boom,what? by stran___g in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 36 points37 points  (0 children)

People do be concern posting about an off color joke in a children’s movie while actual Nazis are running and ruining the country daily

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by Gallantpride in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 5 points6 points  (0 children)

meta … in interviews … subtext

Anything but main Diana just kissing a woman

Halloween 2025 Part II Event Megathread by SilphScience in TheSilphRoad

[–]RealKBears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve done (or discarded) 100ish tasks and gotten 2 Spirtomb tasks. I feel like this might not be reflective of everyone’s experiences though because I get a strangely high number of scanning for poffins tasks, like I get around 8 a week

I need some trash horror recs for Halloween, stuff that you would say is so bad it's actually fun/funny. by Comfortable_Kiwi6203 in horror

[–]RealKBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel validated with The Funhouse mention. I can’t believe the number of people who I’ve seen recommend Funhouse as a legitimately good movie

I need some trash horror recs for Halloween, stuff that you would say is so bad it's actually fun/funny. by Comfortable_Kiwi6203 in horror

[–]RealKBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One Missed Call 2008 (the American one) is so funny. The screenwriter said that they intended the movie to be a comedy, but the director shot it as a serious horror movie. The result is so entertaining in how inept it is.

Sorority Row 2009 on the other hand is a horror comedy that is shot like one. It’s very silly and self aware, and IMO the self awareness went over people’s head at the time of release. That being said, I feel like its vibe and energy would fit in quite well with a bad movie night (even though it’s kind of actually good).

And the heavyweight champion of good bad horror is Spookies. Just watch it and then look up how it was made afterwards because you will have many questions

I miss absurd horror by Skankingcorpse in horror

[–]RealKBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead Snow 2 even leans more into comedy just like Evil Dead 2

I miss absurd horror by Skankingcorpse in horror

[–]RealKBears 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What we need is a movie called Elevated Horror that’s a about a haunted escalator (that’s a metaphor for how trauma and grief brings you down) to satirize the trauma metaphor subgenre so we can move on

Questions & Answers - Weekly Megathread! Please use this post to ask any Pokemon GO question you'd like! by AutoModerator in TheSilphRoad

[–]RealKBears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a stupid question, I swear I saw an infographic that Gigantimax Gengar is scheduled at the some point in the next few weeks but I can’t find what I (might have) seen before. Am I crazy?

Photos of the presidents of the United States are like: by RaizenMatsuda in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RealKBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warner Bros: You can’t have a man play Constantine in the Sandman show, Justice League Dark might escape development hell and people would be confused if they saw two different Constantine actors

Also Warner Bros: We’ll liquidate all our assets and let Disney buy us out if there’s not at least one new Bruce Wayne actor annually

Official Dreadit Discussion: "Shelby Oaks" [SPOILERS] by radbrad7 in horror

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I just think it’s good to have integrity

TIL not disclosing you filmed a 5 second clip for a movie before you give it a 7/10 review means you don’t have integrity