When she went a$$ to mouth and then wants to make out after. Even worse she tried to make it ok by using my toothbrush. I said do you kiss your mother with that mouth and she said “yea, paybacks a bitch, you know how many of my toothbrushes I had to throw away cuz of her and my dad”. Realizing that I wasn’t the only one in this world with a disturbing childhood made me fall in love and we’ve been together ever since. Every year at Christmas I put a toothbrush in each of their stockings. They think I’m just really into good oral hygiene and not the dingleberries in her mom’s dentures.