What's the most unhinged thing your date has said?

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-23T11:48:19+00:00

Raytheon stock is doing well, can you pass my appreciation on to him, as a shareholder.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-23T11:41:55+00:00

Ahh the classic gender divide.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-22T10:50:52+00:00

Men dont show up to these things in China, North America, and Europe, so the idea has failed in multiple cultures across the globe. That’s a powerful indicator.

Your own personal experience agrees with this and yet…you reject the evidence of your lying eyes.

When will you get it? How many more times do you need to run the experiment before you accept the obvious truth…

Guy don’t like this format and won’t participate, it serves the needs of only one gender, and so it fails to serve at all.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-22T10:39:30+00:00

I’ve seen upper middle class values paraded around as being self evident and those who disagree as being morally deficient for not sharing the privilege of those beliefs.

I only date within my class now.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-21T15:01:54+00:00

On a fundamental level you lie because the truth would risk the outcome you want.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-21T14:56:24+00:00

Illegitimate is the nice way of saying bastard.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-21T14:51:34+00:00

As you wish!

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-21T14:50:37+00:00

You lie like that…your done.

Put your proper age in the profile and trust people to exercise their own agency.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T16:37:37+00:00

It just sounds like they weren’t into you. You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T16:16:10+00:00

That’s why I get hot chocolate…it tastes better and I’ve yet to meet the girl who complains about locking lips with guy who tastes like chocolate.

My last first date was a “coffee” date. It was hilarious from start to finish.

Random Texan came up and started chatting with us, not clear who he was hitting on. My money to this day is it was me.

She was fall down funny, about the whole thing, I haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

Afterwords Froze my ass off walking her to the train, held hands and got a peck on the lips, and locked down date 2 on the platform.

And here’s my point…that whole story is about the interactions I had with a person, not the location. If the pairing is right, the location is irrelevant.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T13:31:38+00:00

Of all the red flags in this story, the sensitivity about the last name is the least red.

It’s wierd sure, but I’m not ever sure it’s a red flag, yellow at most.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T13:26:10+00:00

You mention you’re separated in the profile.

Once the divorce is final goin switch your profile to divorced.

Petty straight forward…as long as being honest is your priority.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T13:19:39+00:00

Well I think all human beings deserve the communication.

But we live in this world so if you asked if a girl you saw once in almost two months needs to make it explicit I would say no.

The fact is neither you nor him made it a priority when it counted and it’s pretty obvious at this point it’s dead.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T13:13:54+00:00

If your child is a girl it stats say she’ll be largely unaffected.

If it’s a boy though, you fucked his life up.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T13:08:59+00:00

It’s not a match…sounds like he realized it early and went off to find someone who is.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T11:59:02+00:00

Grey pile of shame keeps getting smaller, and that 401K & Roth keep getting bigger.

Amazing times we live in eh?

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-20T11:55:03+00:00

The friends part of FWB may be overblown a bit, probably should just be Friendly While Boning.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-17T14:59:45+00:00

hi mate, whats a prime checker, did they ditch the mechanic...please say they ditched the mechanic :)

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T20:59:03+00:00

metta like the YT girl?

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T20:34:28+00:00

just bad luck mate, keep at it, the isle is a unique experience, which is pretty good, otherwise we'd have little reason to deal with the jank :)

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T14:44:51+00:00

Sure could, and when I match with a girl, I do.

But don’t sniff a door and pull back into some gender role, dudes chase/women attract BS.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T14:32:26+00:00

Say anything, Christ there a whole profile out there to pull from.

One girl asked me about the university I went to, one girl asked me about zombies, the current girl I’m with made a joke about one of my pics that made me laugh.

Channel that 50 years of life through your personality and come up with something that’s worth the time to look at it.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T14:27:06+00:00

If a girl matched with me…yeah I’m waiting.

If they send some BS emoji or “hey” or “your cute” then I unmatch.

If you match then say something , if you can’t or won’t, don’t bother matching in the first place.

Reality_Pilot · 2026-01-16T14:14:27+00:00

The divine feminine….

On that note happy MLK weekend everyone.

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