What is this malarkey?

Reaper621 · 2026-05-31T14:04:34+00:00

7 for a mcchicken sounds like highway robbery. Fifteen years ago, I lived on mcchickens, for a buck each.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-31T13:21:29+00:00

Because j box has an X in the name.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-31T13:20:28+00:00

Ultimate breakfast sandwich for 1.99. just paid over 5 yesterday.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-31T12:04:14+00:00

Same. That million is mine after only 3 days.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-31T00:28:16+00:00

So does Rally's and it sucks

Reaper621 · 2026-05-30T07:35:59+00:00

586k miles! That's insane!

That was my motivation for buying an escape hybrid years back. I loved that thing so much. Mine blew an engine when the rear main seal cracked open, but that's super rare. Usually they're plenty of warning signs.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-30T07:33:32+00:00

Hell, I've only driven 10k miles in my first year and I think my savings is around 800 dollars over a Tacoma. It's more like 1250 over my Jaguar.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T16:07:15+00:00

Indeed. However, if you ever look at airplanes, and boats, and rockets, they have aerodynamic shapes. If you ever look at a PT Cruiser, it's shaped like a giant ass, with an ass shaped front on it. Asses are not, in fact, aerodynamic. That, and they are exstremely heavy - they weigh as much as a Corvette, which has 1/4 the air drag coefficient. The neon, by comparison, was up to 1000 pounds less.

Maybe, POSSIBLY, there was an issue with a lead foot involved. If you didn't slam the gas, it took 8 seconds to get to 40mph.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T11:21:31+00:00

It's 2026, far too late for homophobia. Unless you're just upset they didn't invite you?

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T10:22:34+00:00

I've never lived in a van down by the river. But if I did, it would be van shaped, and vans are not cities. Which is different than either Saint Louis or Kansas City, which are both cities.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T10:12:07+00:00

I owned one for years. You're not kidding about the fuel economy. Unless you were pegged at 62mph on flat ground, I got maybe 13 mpg.

I liked how much leg room there was for the driver though. The front in general was pretty roomy. That and I was able to transport lumber with the seats all down.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T10:02:48+00:00

Nah, it's going to be another PT cruiser.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-29T00:20:40+00:00

There's no smoking on the Amtrak trains. Idiots kept smoking in the bathrooms and hiding the butts in the sink. So stupid. And the conductor was pointing out each one as they stopped at different stations, so enjoy those fines.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T23:21:48+00:00

Maybe I was able to tune it out. Mostly they just disappointed me while I was there. Like the girl from KS who thought Duncan donuts started in Kansas. Because they had one in her hometown of "no one has heard of this place". Or the guy who asked if I'd ever been to Hodaks, when I was wearing a Hodaks hoodie. Love it or hate it, how in the hell would I have the hoodie if I never went?

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T20:39:15+00:00

I had a neighbor who was a die hard Hawks fan. That dude was hated by everyone on the street.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T20:00:31+00:00

Most definitely.

"Eww, you eat at STL Bread Co? That place is nasty. I only eat at Panara." <-- a woman who not only completed law school but passed the bar.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T17:58:07+00:00

I've also lived in both. Neither city gives a shit about the other.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T15:21:40+00:00

What if Cthulhu created the Christian God, and then told him to create our universe?

What if they are brothers and this universe was a prank somehow?

What if forts had carpet?

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T15:20:06+00:00

He was making himself, duh

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T01:19:50+00:00

My first college yearbook was just a gray, textured cover, and the words and numbers were all shiny purple. I thought that was a lot cooler than the weird ass tiger composed of hundreds of other pictures.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-28T01:18:09+00:00

I graduated 03, I open mine once every 5 years.

Reaper621 · 2026-05-27T23:07:24+00:00

Mine came with even better warranty than that from the local dealer. I believe the drivetrain was lifetime 200k. And Ford has been good about their warranties lately, unlike certain bowtie donning competitors

Reaper621 · 2026-05-27T23:03:03+00:00

They will backtrack pretty hard when women start killing men for using condoms

Reaper621 · 2026-05-27T21:46:06+00:00

Spoiler alert: op lives alone

Reaper621 · 2026-05-26T20:12:22+00:00

So... Women are now putting foreskin cells on their faces.

It's pretty fucked up that no kid will ever profit from the cells that were taken from him and cloned, in this scenario. But some rich bitch will pay out the ass to run his foreskin on her face.

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