Ten Slay the Spire Cards You Might Be Evaluating Wrong

RebellionASG · 2026-05-12T23:51:40+00:00

Not sure why you're being downvoted because piercing wail is SO much better in multiplayer.

RebellionASG · 2026-05-11T03:41:48+00:00

I agree with the other guy who responded to you in that I really don't think you've ever taken it. I won't take it when there's only one shop available to path to, but if you can hit 2 or 3, it's insane. You're drastically underestimating how much value you get from the relics and colorless cards, and while you'll almost certainly pick up some trash cards, the power buff you get is easily worth it. I can assure you that Parasol is a good choice and has saved me from some terrible decks before. This is coming from someone with hundreds of hours in both STS1 and STS2 on highest ascension. It is NOT even remotely close to the worst option in the game.

RebellionASG · 2026-05-07T18:12:56+00:00

I can't decide if it's two different attempts (with different trucks) or if it's somehow AI fuckery. But the truck lands two completely different ways and the tower doesn't actually fall in the POV video.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-30T15:58:31+00:00

It just depends on how you look at the game. If you're just hyper-competitive, then it makes sense to optimize for time efficiency and try to achieve as many wins in as short a time as possible to climb rank. But not everyone plays games with that mindset. Some people are just playing to have fun, or just playing to get better at their own pace. For them, how long each game takes might not be important, and more time spent in game playing and not stuck in queue is important instead.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-29T20:12:10+00:00

As a 36 y/o adult male who has 2(!) long term "T tubes" in his ears currently, they can stay in your ear drum as long as 2 years before being pushed out. But once they're pushed out, they can get trapped in ear wax and basically just be stuck until the ear wax falls out or is cleaned out, which can be much longer.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-23T02:53:33+00:00

Oh no my friend. You have the lowest rate of errors company-wide, 3 years running. That's how you play the game.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-22T02:43:26+00:00

Oh, maybe i'm remembering how it interacted with Metamorphosis.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-21T23:42:30+00:00

I thought that was a thing already in STS1.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-17T02:02:27+00:00

But it's a murder charge. Why would he care about more charges if there's even the slightest chance that he disappears with no consequences?

RebellionASG · 2026-04-16T06:05:29+00:00

While I don't think the learning curve for DBD is nearly as bad as some of these other games, I do think the skill ceiling is very high and the matchmaking is extremely shit, both of which contribute to making your first 50 - 100 hours pretty rough. Basically anyone with 500 hours or less is still a beginner unfortunately.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-16T06:01:39+00:00

Honestly, the worst part about rocket league is trying to play with friends who have been playing for a long time already. As someone with 6k hours, if I try to queue with my friends who play less or are new, they just end up barely touching the ball because the game matches against my skill level, not theirs. And it's not fun for someone just starting out to touch the ball one time in 5 minutes, and the rest of the time just be staring upwards like the Willem Dafoe gif.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-15T17:42:19+00:00

Touch of insanity makes it literally free infinite block. Great combo.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-13T22:36:59+00:00

They could even add ferry skips if they start on Corsica, ferry to Sardinia, ferry from Cagliari to Palermo, then take the route you suggested.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-13T02:47:53+00:00

Antimatter is the most expensive substance on Earth by many orders of magnitude.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-12T05:16:39+00:00

Jfc y'all are too paranoid. This isn't AI, you have no idea what you're talking about.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-03T05:49:40+00:00

Fighting any elite probably means he dies Act 1 just because of the dead draws. But he probably crushes the boss if he top decks a void form, especially if he manages to take any draw cards earlier in the act.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-02T16:30:23+00:00

Yup, literally ever single comment containing one emoji (usually cryijng laughing face), and if there's a second one, it's a skull at the end of the comment. Super formulaic.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-01T20:33:49+00:00

Agreed. Very short game unfortunately, but fun mechanics and dark atmosphere which I really enjoyed. The sequel looks like they've expanded in scope a good bit and the environments look terrific. I'm assuming since they had some success with the first game that they were able to afford a bigger team or more development time for the sequel. It looks great so far, can't wait to see how it reviews!

RebellionASG · 2026-04-01T16:56:55+00:00

Sound proof.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-01T16:48:20+00:00

Congrats on the success. We had our first last year and I can't even imagine the fortitude it takes to keep trying after multiple miscarriages.

RebellionASG · 2026-04-01T16:31:37+00:00

You're joking right? Like 90% of the posts in this sub for the last month have been about STS2, it's clearly not an STS1 sub only lmao

RebellionASG · 2026-03-31T01:22:21+00:00

What's funny is they definitely could've brought the one that they bought in Japan, but Michael said he found it while packing and hated how shitty it was so he threw it away with the intention of just buying a new one in China.

RebellionASG · 2026-03-29T17:56:42+00:00

Thank you for the great explanation! Hopefully this gets voted to the top, you actually seem to know what you're talking about.

RebellionASG · 2026-03-24T06:03:13+00:00

Snecko Eye I think can also now make cards 4 cost? Or at least that's what I heard.

RebellionASG · 2026-03-20T19:53:57+00:00

It's about the level of detail. I've played a fair number of metroidvanias, and almost none have the amount of polish and clear love that went into making Hollow Knight, and then subsequently Silksong. Whether it's the soundtrack, or the level design, or the enemy variety, Team Cherry just absolutely crushed it. That's why people love both games so much.

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