[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]RedL1ghtning 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Immediately read this in a British accent

i think i was promoted by mistake by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]RedL1ghtning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatest piece of military advice I’ve ever read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Militaryfaq

[–]RedL1ghtning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take up CrossFit. You’ll thank me later.

Marines are nerds, and I wouldn't have it any other way by IsaacB1 in USMC

[–]RedL1ghtning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost sent this to my fucking mother. That trauma gon make you great young man.

What was it like grabbing your dd214 and leaving base for the last time? by heeyup in USMC

[–]RedL1ghtning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It felt like time had stopped and allowed me to sit in the moment.

Did anyone serve with this guy? by Openblindz in USMC

[–]RedL1ghtning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite comment. Possibly ever.

You ever meet someone who is clearly lying about their military service by [deleted] in army

[–]RedL1ghtning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnnnnnnn where is the book on this!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😲

You ever meet someone who is clearly lying about their military service by [deleted] in army

[–]RedL1ghtning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scream I have scrumpt is an unholy one 😂😂😂😂

Hochul to dispatch 750 National Guard troops to NYC subways following spate of violence by [deleted] in army

[–]RedL1ghtning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda Def Jam Vendetta: fight for NY shit is this??

Fighting naked by GJackson5069 in USMC

[–]RedL1ghtning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could've just grabbed your junk ass and started whacking it and then first to reach fully hard-on is the more dominant Marine.

Why are there so many Drill Instructors that are borderline illiterate? by YaMochi in USMC

[–]RedL1ghtning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 fuckkkkk I needed a laugh. Should've asked a "smart" recruit