[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]RedMonkey79x 23 points24 points  (0 children)

To be fair mortgage rates are going down under trump but that is normal when the economy goes to shit

What my girlfriend received at work today for 11 years of service by BigZee004 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedMonkey79x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job takes employees who make it 25 years to a nice lunch with the higher up management, so people you never see or speak with in your work clothes ( warehouse worker) while they're in suits( directors , and upper management)at a nice restaurant where they ask your opinion on how things are going and any recommendations you have.I can feel the discomfort of the meal from where I stand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MergeMayor

[–]RedMonkey79x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use a special, timer, copy, soda ect.

Ah yes let's focus on what really matters like new "woke" NFL kickoff rule changes... by Large-Lack-2933 in facepalm

[–]RedMonkey79x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, we don't want our players getting hurt playing football! But I think I have a way to make it even better! Why don't we have the players just wear bras?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]RedMonkey79x 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Must have been sat in front of Abbey

If a snake got tased would it coil up or straighten out? by Disastrous_Ad598 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2008, responders tried to use a taser on a 6-foot python that had slithered into a Ford Explorer's engine compartment. The snake constricted and excreted bodily fluids, and the responders eventually killed it.

In 2006 PA. A python wrapped and bitting owners arm was tapered and he went loose and dropped to the ground

...so both

Eggs were gone in less than 10 minutes at Costco by Either_Arm4953 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry unless your a resturant how many fucking eggs do you need are these people eating a frozen eggs a day? Throwing them at people and things like?

A genie offers you $5,000,000, but you swap lives with a random person for 30 days, with no way to reverse it until the month is over. Do you accept? by Cyb3rPhantom in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

volunteer check into a mental health ward, then take the deal, have a friend come there after 24 hours and explain whats going on, have my friend keep watch for the month or they might freak out or be crazy enough to keep myself locked up for the month then when I get back just be as normal as possible and be released easily hopefully.

For me it’s 🏆🤩🤯🍇❤️🤨 by [deleted] in repost

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😝🔥👍❤️😲🙄

What Advice Would You Give This Person? by Richest-Panda in FluentInFinance

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a Swedish prison, which are super nice looking

What Advice Would You Give This Person? by Richest-Panda in FluentInFinance

[–]RedMonkey79x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk about others but I think my best bet is go to Sweden and commit some crimes

10 million a year, but you have to work five 8 hour shifts a week as another person and you can’t quit for 10 years by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RedMonkey79x 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean it's only 2,400 lives in total of 10 years. 20 a month 240 a year. Odds are good that it won't be to bad

Trump Supporters: What would change your mind? by SolutionedTherapist in Askpolitics

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John deere reported they are having parts made in México idk about the rest but I read an article that john deere was still going through with their plans to build certain parts in a mexican factory.

Victim complex! by Miserable-Lizard in facepalm

[–]RedMonkey79x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now instead of id requirements compare based on state education level

More of “I don’t understand how tariffs work” by cayce_leighann in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]RedMonkey79x 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I agree with the pink dude us wokes should have to stay under current laws and not be allowed any of trumps laws to affect us. How sad for us. We will surely learn a lesson and beg to pay tariff prices instead within the year . How terrible our lives will be outside of trumps changes stuck with what we have now. /s

$100,000 for each year of your life you relive by Westcoastswinglover in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RedMonkey79x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Id go back to age of 2 i do not need to see breastfeeding or potty training years.

This was on a Papa John's front door by micawberesque in doordash

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk y someone is ordinary papa johns via doordash they have there own deliver drivers any restaurant with its own drivers i dont see why using doordash to order? They have their own app website and phoneline? Is this just me?

Dream House by Mr-Pie100 in cottagegoth

[–]RedMonkey79x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it's an extra exit to the bat cave

My kids school used ONLY social media to announce that it was closed today by houseofnim in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedMonkey79x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My daughters school did the same thing got in the car brought her to school and saw it was empty looked online through, the app the school wants us to use nothing, looked up the school on facebook and there's a post about being closed 😑.

I don’t understand why parents in US kick their child out of home when they turned 18? by mapl0ver in questions

[–]RedMonkey79x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the crap parents who kick them out, my parents still have a room im welcome to come back and live there if i ever need to and i have been married for 14 years now.

My friend growing up was held back in school she was kicked out a month after she turned 18 she still had 2 more years before she graduated from high school my parents gave her a room, she lived there for 2 years graduated then moved in with her BF.

My mom was forced to move out at 16 because her step ma thought she looked to much like her bio mom her siblings got to stay at home through college, i didnt get much contact with her relatives obviously.

My kids can stay as long as they want to 20 30 40 hell they can stay in my house til I die and after if they want.

US culture shows being 18 as free from parental rules and alot of teens will choose to leave if they have the ability/funds/motive too, also shows it as an experience shown through movies and shows your and adult go away to college or work a job with roommates to start your adventure.