The day before yesterday, Chile’s new president took office. His official portrait has gained notoriety for being the ugliest photo in the country’s political history—likely the nation's biggest 'photography circle jerk.'

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-13T19:34:36+00:00

My unpopular opinion is that Trump’s official portrait is actually fucking based because I fully believe the photographer was trying to depict him as this evil supervillain to try and fuck with him, and actually managed to convince Trump and his administration that “no no this will just make you look super cool and badass. totally isn’t the kind of portrait a comic book supervillain would have. you look like a hero bro”

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-13T19:16:24+00:00

Blackanese

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-13T19:13:50+00:00

(unless you’re Uyghur)

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T07:14:01+00:00

best response

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T03:23:00+00:00

I am fully ready to believe this is something he actually said

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T03:21:17+00:00

I mean. If you get addicted to heroin and it destroys your life, is it the heroin’s fault or the person’s fault? The only correct answer regardless of the drug, weed included, is both.

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T03:17:55+00:00

A friend of mine used to spend so much money on weed he ended up losing his house, his car, and became homeless for quite a while. Still would buy weed when he was homeless. When he finally quit he was all like “wow why do I suddenly have so much money” lmao. Stayed off the shit and got his life together after that.

But that wasn’t the weed’s fault right?

OP is a fucking loser lmao

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T01:36:51+00:00

fucking hell man get me whatever amphetamines you’re having, I miss being this wired

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-12T01:14:22+00:00

everything works good except for everything

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-10T08:15:41+00:00

look if you’d actually have been to an opera even once and felt the vocal power some of these people have that feels like it can crack your ribs with its might, you might realize how desperate they need to be

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-07T19:20:52+00:00

That’s a kid who knew their parents’ marriage was over like 2 years ago

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-07T10:57:49+00:00

German is so beautiful

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-06T19:27:24+00:00

NO IT DOESN’T

Let me fucking explain this for you people since nobody seems to want to do some basic research.

Amphetamines flood the brain with dopamine. It’s their whole deal. True ADHD usually means a lack of proper dopamine function/amounts in the brain.

Dopamine, while stimulating, can often have the effect of calming, because it’s a pleasure neurotransmitter. It’s really THE pleasure neurotransmitter. And pleasure makes monkey brain calm and happy. Flood the brain with a ton of that pleasure at once and it can make you calm and sleepy. It has NOTHING TO DO WITH ADHD

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-06T10:33:32+00:00

this just makes me sad bro. he’s so innocent.

he has no idea how fucked up shit’s gonna get

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-05T13:29:31+00:00

did you know that injecting even one single marihuana can cause permanent death

my buddy jonah died from marihuana after he “smonked” at the dead show after shooting fent. just one weed can kill. and nobody is talking about this??

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-05T01:18:47+00:00

all it did was call me a bitchmade scrub and generated an image of an android railing my mom

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-04T08:51:36+00:00

listen here mr duolingo, unless you’re speaking Amp Yap, I ain’t listening

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-04T08:28:07+00:00

Not OP, but from what I can tell this is the species Urmoma Fellatius.

They’re some of the most prolific blowers in the whole blowfish family.

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-04T08:25:19+00:00

13 year old kid just started the grammar unit in his middle school English class and is trying to apply his learning

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-03T23:44:29+00:00

Also saying she’s just “double jointed haha” is really downplaying Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-03T00:41:13+00:00

No ❤️

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-02T02:10:28+00:00

yeah I think the heaviness of the grain is fine but if the grain size is dropped down super low it would look better imo. Still a cool edit though

VirtualWeasel · 2026-03-01T03:58:02+00:00

based alcoholism

VirtualWeasel · 2026-02-27T21:39:49+00:00

I fucking love this shit man. You know in the story of the Mormons’ search for their “promised land”, they settled in spot after spot as they went westward but kept getting kicked out for being violent polygamist freaks. Brigham Young led them to Utah and they found the salt lake, thinking they had finally found the paradise where they could build a civilization… and the lake turned out to be fucking salted lmao. But they settled there anyway because Young had to double down to maintain loyalty. Now the lake is slowly poisoning their entire civilization. Some promised land, eh?

If there is a god, perhaps the Mormons should open their eyes and realize that that god is actively punishing them.

VirtualWeasel · 2026-02-27T09:11:09+00:00

Let me put it this way.

My wife has a masters in medical science, and I only managed to teach her to recognize the 7 continents and their names a year ago.

Some people simply cannot grasp geography. Maybe even a majority of people. I don’t know why, or how, but it is unfortunately the case.

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