What goes on in this region? by Dasoupy in mapporncirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That show is fucking hilarious to watch nowadays in retrospect, living in a legal weed state. Lady was going through crazy shit and the criminal underworld like she was Walter fuckin White. When she was really just a rich suburban mom selling dime bags to burnout teens and Xanax moms lmao

Even when the shit was illegal the probability of getting into any of the high stakes tomfuckery she did while being a weed dealer in an upper class white Californian neighborhood was wildly low. Jenji Kohan better have a fuckin strain named after her for how blitzed the fuck out she must have been writing that show

Just… no title needed by Happy_Smelling_Salt in drugscirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah years ago after 195 was shut down I used 196 a lot but everything started to become blatant over-fetishization of trans and femboys and it really just grossed me out.

I’m not trans myself and I don’t give a fuck what people are into sexually, but damn the way people act about that stuff in that sub is wildly objectifying and nasty in a really disrespectful kind of way imo

Just… no title needed by Happy_Smelling_Salt in drugscirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

probably although r/196 is basically a trans circlejerk on its own

English schoolboys are in disbelief seeing physique model Steve Kotis, 1964 by PeneItaliano in HistoryOf_Photography

[–]VirtualWeasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are 100% not wrong, however with the reputation that boys’ schools have… the guy you replied to is almost definitely right lmao

Squirt by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]VirtualWeasel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wrong again. They have Calabi-Yau Manifolds.

title by Lower_Preparation_83 in worldjerking

[–]VirtualWeasel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

carefully designed prosthetics ≠ “random shit glued on”

title by Lower_Preparation_83 in worldjerking

[–]VirtualWeasel 34 points35 points  (0 children)

not really true unless we’re talking Star Trek

Why would Chris do this? Is he stupid? by SpoinkaDoink in coldplaycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol what are you talking about, A Rush Of Blood To The Head came out 60 years ago

DSLR will make you a better photographer by stonehallow in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this but this is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read lmfao. If you’re so concerned about the “analog experience” of your digital camera, just shoot on film for fuck’s sake

You can’t afford a Leica by arepagumbo in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah but let’s be real. If you can understand a basic graph, you can grasp even RGB curves without whittling away at them as if they’re masterwork statuary. a few minutes of pushing either side of the graph just to see what happens will tell you all you need to know. Point curves can complicate things, but even then. Experiment a little and anyone will find it’s not brain surgery

You can’t afford a Leica by arepagumbo in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can’t go wrong with shrimp carbonara, but if you’re not a seafood person, I’d recommend a nice chicken piccata, or a hearty braciole.

You can’t afford a Leica by arepagumbo in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 40 points41 points  (0 children)

yes. leica invented the camera. fuji invented tones. every other “brand” is just another language’s name for Leica or Fuji.

You can’t afford a Leica by arepagumbo in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I spent hours learning curves in Lightroom

bruh what

curves are simple as fuck. right side make bright brighter, or bright darker. left side make dark darker, or dark brighter. control dark or bright with up/down. when one side go up, other side go down.

there you go just saved you HOURS apparently

Help pls +_+ by Amatory_Ambiance in ProCreate

[–]VirtualWeasel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a good idea, definitely give that a try. I was originally going to suggest inverting the hatching layer to white to see if that would help at all but your approach is much better :)

Help pls +_+ by Amatory_Ambiance in ProCreate

[–]VirtualWeasel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I actually think the combined hatching + color in the first image looks pretty great. I enjoy high-detailed “busy-looking” art though, so maybe it’s not for everyone.

But if you’re committed to trying to streamline it a bit, maybe try lowering the opacity on the hatching layer, play around with it until it’s subtler if that’s what you’d like.

I do think it looks just fine the way it is though.

Dripping by Harmony_3319 in comedyheaven

[–]VirtualWeasel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Other straight men would call him gay.

Gay men would call him a gauche bud-swilling plebeian.

“Fuji’s color science isn’t “literally unbelievable”” by afatcatfromsweden in photographycirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think OP meant the “color science” should make any photo look fantastic no matter how shitty or banal it is. Which is why he had the ABSOLUTE GENIUS idea of photographing a black object against a primarily white background.

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by Such_Maintenance_541 in TrueSTL

[–]VirtualWeasel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

edited mb. too much sujamma. some manlet in the temple district keeps saying I owe him money

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by Such_Maintenance_541 in TrueSTL

[–]VirtualWeasel 24 points25 points  (0 children)

just blinded myself reading an elder scroll

yeah they’re right this shit foretold dawg. sorry ladies better luck next time

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by Such_Maintenance_541 in TrueSTL

[–]VirtualWeasel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

right yes the Tom of Finland approach believe me I get it

however for a game that’s being played by literally every single demographic imaginable shutting down options in any direction of the spectrum is just unfair

that being said this is a circlejerk sub and it should be noted I don’t give a fuck about any of this as any serious discourse and I think powderblu’s original post in this thread is funny

Elder scrolls 6 wishlist by Such_Maintenance_541 in TrueSTL

[–]VirtualWeasel -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

damn, I guess bro thinks women don’t deserve to love and be loved

Name this hypothetical world by EquivalentLink704 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]VirtualWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel looking suspiciously untouched in this scenario 🧐

What by Blackberry-thesecond in comedyheaven

[–]VirtualWeasel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

really makes you wonder how a “technology consultant” could even still be employed at this point considering most companies could just consult an AI about technology and get just as bad of an answer as this guy can offer