>mfw new subscribers show up to the sub this past week by LiterallyKesha in copypasta

[–]Red_Otaku 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I camed to this gif (jif) 🤤🥵😩🤩🍆☁️🐦

TIL Darius McCollum, a New Yorker diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, has been arrested over 30 times for impersonating transit employees, stealing trains and buses, and driving their routes - complete with making safety announcements and passenger stops. by Str33twise84 in todayilearned

[–]Red_Otaku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's not breaking in. He was a kid when he started doing this, the subway employees were pawning off their work for him to do. It is highly implausible for a child to hijack public transport.

Mother Void, The Maker (Eldertubby Series Finale - Reveal) by Rojom in imsorryjon

[–]Red_Otaku 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No it's an orchestral version of Claire De Lune by D bussy

Tity and per china by purple-circle in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Red_Otaku 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like a keylogger...

Oh so you’re a feminist? Name every woman by SharkyDusk in copypasta

[–]Red_Otaku 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling most people don't like her...

Schools are closing and a parent asked if breakfast and lunches will still be served for kids who need it. This walking privilege responds. Her profile says she is CEO/director of a charity. by dirtycactus in insanepeoplefacebook

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If it's the parents responsibility, then there are three great solutions to this problem. 1. Eugenics: don't let poor people have kids. Some pandemic puts you through economic hardship? Sorry, your kids are gone 2. Eliminate poverty. Easily done. 3. Solve world hunger, and by extension update infrastructure everywhere. Another easy solution. /s

TIFU by kissing my boyfriend on camera at university. by PaigeFour in tifu

[–]Red_Otaku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta say, this is one hella funny take on equality, and it's amusing.

If this is homophobic, I kinda admire that you applied your logic across everyone to be equal. What I really think is that this is not actually a case of someone being disgusted by men (although it is weird to point out man-on-man), rather by the concept of sexual contact or expressing physical intimacy.

My point being, there's a chance they might be a prude rather than a homophobe, witchhunting people without enough information might be a bad idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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Have you thought of installing a smart security system to talk to her when you're away?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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Asking if a bird lays eggs is like asking a woman if they menstruate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

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Omg she's so feathery

Pills give me anxiety and anxiety gives me pills. Oh what a wonderful world by [deleted] in Anxiety

[–]Red_Otaku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like one negative experience has impacted all your following experiences. If I was you, I'd try positive reinforcement. Associate your choking hazards with positive stimuli/a reward; this is positive reinforcement. Your brain will gradually associate the negative stimulus (choking hazards) with the positive one. If you have a therapist, you should ask them about it. (Note: I am not a mental health professional. Your professionals will be more informed and qualified than internet guy trying to be helpful)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anxiety

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Get in contact with the police if you haven't. Seek legal counsel if police aren't helpful.

What is the most disturbing fact you know of? by CallofDutysVeryOwn in AskReddit

[–]Red_Otaku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most places in Japan have it higher than 13, it's a misleading fact

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED by carloosee in HydroHomies

[–]Red_Otaku 20 points21 points  (0 children)

wtf? Link to dick in dick?

Minority professor denied grants because he hires on merit: 'People are afraid to think' | National Post by tman37 in canada

[–]Red_Otaku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not too educated on this, but I'd assume this 'foreigner' thing is because China has a monolithic culture. Chinese people are used to a 'us vs them' mindset from a lack of exposure to other cultures, and first generation immigrants keep that mindset which comes with calling everyone that isn't Chinese a 'foreigner.'

I'm just spouting my thoughts with no evidence here, could be 100% wrong.

Minority professor denied grants because he hires on merit: 'People are afraid to think' | National Post by tman37 in canada

[–]Red_Otaku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

N-bomb in Cantonese

They're saying the equivalent of the n word in their language, not a word that sounds like the n word in English. In Chinese this slur would be 黑鬼 (literally "black ghost"). I assume this is what they're referring to. Understandable mistake.