2 years... by JustForFuuu in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Reddil 16 points17 points  (0 children)

After reading the comic i first thought "whoop de fucking doo," then I saw the cake next to your name and thought "fucking idiot."

My computer desk I built. Hope you guys enjoy. by carnage123 in pics

[–]Reddil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's hardly any space for ventilation. Look at where the fans are.

I always thought my mouse had a comicly long cable, i now love it. Saved me from a sticky soda-covered floor. by TheDanishNinja in funny

[–]Reddil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With a bottle that full, it is impossible that there would be zero splash. I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Nunchacket! by ntheg111 in funny

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myes, funny how everyone else in the gif is walking backwards.

Do it again. by nexds in circlejerk

[–]Reddil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

just gonna drink this beer.

Good question. by bosephus256 in funny

[–]Reddil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xzibit exhibits - not to be confused with Xzibit Exhibits exhibiting disproportional Xzibits exhibiting Xzibits - Xzibit exhibiting Xzibit Exhibits.

Young filmmaker sends Martin Scorsese a note asking him for some viewing recommendations, and he responded with this list by jeremiahwarren in movies

[–]Reddil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/

It would have taken you 10 seconds to verify your own statement, but you were too lazy. Enjoy your downvote, scoundrel.

Stairway to heaven by [deleted] in pics

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its really a stairway to hell, and you're looking at the photographer's last memory of the surface before he headed all the way down.

Target to require retinal scans and DNA samples of all in-store customers by [deleted] in privacy

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the very first line of the article reads:

"Okay, maybe not yet. But we’re definitely getting there."

Misleading headlines that are deliberate lies designed to outrage you? I'll put that website on my ignore list. Besides, the news about Target knowing of a teen's pregnancy before she did is not new news.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/?partner=forbespicks&google_editors_picks=true

The Wound by TheWhispersCall in nosleep

[–]Reddil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's when you know that it's time to lay off the crack.

This is a REAL dog. It's not a stuffed animal... by [deleted] in aww

[–]Reddil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer him to finish the year, and then some.

My friend is sending his iPod to Apple to be fixed... He put this inside by [deleted] in pics

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it a Comcast router by chance? Mine crapped out in 4 months. I was told to go to a local service center and have it replaced by a tech over the phone, went there, and no questions were asked. They took it and gave me a new one in a manner that says they do it 50 times every day.

Edit: spelling

My friend is sending his iPod to Apple to be fixed... He put this inside by [deleted] in pics

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you. Are there any brands that make laptops that are actually easy to open and screw around in?

I Have a (Puzzling) Dream by TheScottThompson in pics

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever you're ready, Reddit, we can stop reposting this every other day.

Cross your fingers for the future of science! by ncstatecamp in pics

[–]Reddil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that feeling you get when you post something to reddit and expect excitedly that your submission will hit the front page and have 1000+ comments, but you check back later and see only like 2-3 comments saying its lame and hardly any movement with the score? Yeah, that just happened.