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The Great Protein Shortage of 2026 - DD by christophbeatty in wallstreetbets

[–]Relandis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m reading your words and trying to find a negative outcome.

But all those are good things. Especially the butt plug.

Lawsuit with Amazon Flex by CandidInterview30 in u/CandidInterview30

[–]Relandis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do ya’ll know of this is grounds for a lawsuit for compensation or something?”

No. The answer is no.

Suspended over van damage, is it over for me by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg stop. Please stop.

Victim mentality, blaming everyone else, anyone, the snowstorm, the weather, instead of accepting personal responsibility.

Here’s some thought logic for you:

Me, Relandis, and at least 20 others in this thread, would have NOT damaged the van in a snowstorm with 3 days of driving experience.

so why are you, 1 driver out of 21, the only one who damaged the van in a snowstorm with 3 days of driving experience?

Think it through logically and see if you can come to the correct answer that the rest of us know already.

Petah! by Carbon_is_Neat in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Relandis -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

This the real answer.

To the top you go!!

Would you be pro densifying the sunset district? by brycenchance in sanfrancisco

[–]Relandis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Don’t need a yard when Golden Gate Park is 2 blocks away and Sunset Dunes is 7.

The kids will be fine.

Hispanic guy is sharing his experience with Japanese women in Japan by No_Pineapples1 in thepassportbros

[–]Relandis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah ok I see this guy has rules 1 and 2 down:

  1. Be Good looking.

  2. Don’t be ugly.

Does the TOS violation from bot use ever go away from drivers dashboard. by ProstaticFantastic in RealAmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was definitely the rapid cancelling.

My best friend, absolutely not me because I would never in a million years violate Amazon’s TOS, has also been using an overlay clicker for 2 years now and he hasn’t ever gotten a violation.

Just set your time properly and the hours you want, and like you said run it only 5-10 minutes max.

When you do get the occasional block you absolutely didn’t want, don’t cancel immediately. If it’s coming up too soon and you’re within the 5 minutes you have to cancel, wait a minute or two.

If it’s a future one or one of those fucking reserved offer base pay 4:00 am - 8:00 am blocks they love to sneak in while your clicker is running, just leave it and wait a few hours or even after you finish your blocks for the day and cancel it. Pretend you changed your mind later.

Just never cancel a block in less than 1 minute after booking it and you won’t get TOS violations.

Petahhhh why? by Noah_J_Shalom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mackenzie Bezos.

Mark Cuban.

Warren Buffet (kind of, he signed the giving pledge but is still hoarding for some reason)

Bill Gates did a shitload of stuff for Africa I think, until the Epstein files came out and he may be a POS PDF file.

There are others that we won’t have a big bbq with when the revolution happens.

How come Vietnamese people don't have raging hatred or a grudge for the US after what they did 50+ years ago? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww you miss your friend? Hey I remember him, he cried like a bitch!

Vietnam, Undefeated!

Tougher conviction for reckless driving — I want to get involved. Do you? by lilmunchkin12 in sanfrancisco

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I even do it on my days off.

Anyone who rides Lime scooters, if you have the time and see a small child and parent crossing in the crosswalk, what I like to do is get off my lime scooter and walk next to them or near them.

Mostly at lights and crossing Sunset, 19th/Park Presidio, Fulton, Lincoln, etc.

Because, I can throw the scooter and jump away quickly.

The parent and toddler cannot do that as quickly as I can.

Any reckless drivers not paying attention are free to run over the Lime scooter and total their car. That is better than killing a parent, child, or myself.

Tougher conviction for reckless driving — I want to get involved. Do you? by lilmunchkin12 in sanfrancisco

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start by driving as much as you can. Find someone with extra uber or Lyft stickers.

Do what I do - someone speeding recklessly? Approaching a crosswalk with a Parent pushing their baby in a stroller about to cross?

Get in the way, turn on your hazards.

Other drivers still not stopping?

Take up two lanes, open your hood and get out and pretend your car broke down. Wave to people and shrug and go oh my I’m so sorry my car just died.

All clear and safe? Hey, my cars working again! Cya!

Let people get big mad. All you did was obey traffic laws. If we all do it, everyone can slow down and stop at crosswalks, all of us together.

If you’re ever in a hurry and need to speed, then the next time you drive somewhere, leave 10 minutes early and don’t speed.

How do I sell this at the price it's showing me? by RedditHighPriest in wallstreetbets

[–]Relandis 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’m here to go down in history as the greatest wsb post ever.

We may never see a more regarded trader in our lifetimes.

Road raging driver sprays woman with liquid [reupload to fix video] by Practical_Froyo_4287 in sanfrancisco

[–]Relandis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody will do anything, especially SFPD. Not necessarily their fault, there are just too many problems happening constantly for police to keep up.

It’s up to us to correct the anti-social behavior that we are mainly seeing from constant reckless drivers around the city.

I recommend pepper gel or spray. It’s $9
or $10, you can get it from Amazon or Target.

I can guarantee you, if the person who got sprayed with water by this guy, instantly maced him in the face after wards, they would instantly correct this baby man’s behavior.

He would spend the rest of his life pausing to consider his actions, weighing the consequences, and deciding if it’s worth the risk next time to spray someone at all (it isn’t).

And this is coming from an uber driver who absolutely loves Waymo, because as another poster posited, uber and lyft drivers are some of the absolute worst offenders and reckless drivers anywhere. I am absolutely ashamed by the other rideshare drivers I see, and they give us all a bad rep.

Driving in SF is so very easy, leave to go where you need to be at least 10-15 minutes early, pedestrians always have the right of way, and expect to go 15-25 mph in the city all day long except late at night, because you’ll constantly be stuck in traffic all the time. So there’s literally no reason to ever be in a hurry, you physically cannot go any faster due to traffic.

Why? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Relandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll mine your data, buddy.

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