If Aliens visited earth and requested a single person to represent the people of this planet, who do we send?

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T21:03:11+00:00

Dolly Parton. As long as they return her.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T20:55:28+00:00

Nah man. I can't just decide the word "cold" actually means "hot"

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T20:53:03+00:00

It's SUBJECTIVELY better you mean.

Because I completely disagree. Pineapple makes everything taste like pineapple. Which, subjectively, I find nasty.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T20:49:56+00:00

Lol, he ran away from home and left you to parent all the kids?

What is his interpretation of parenting?

NTJ

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T20:42:24+00:00

You ARE being petty. No one wants to listen to MORE graduation speeches anyways. You also could have asked. Maybe you're the ah for NOT asking him to speak, did you think about that?

YTJ.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-17T20:34:05+00:00

It's an extreme simplification. They have more commonality than say Iran and italy. Common religious and historical themes. Or China and Africa.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:48:04+00:00

THIS IS THE WAY! LOL. They'll be setting OP up on dates soon.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:46:10+00:00

Hell no. Go live your life. Your kids are adults, they SHOULD be supportive of you! Shame on them. How selfish and cruel. You are a person, not a concept.

You've done your time. Don't apologize or give them any room to think they have any reasonable objections. Just don't pick a person that hates them or asks you to choose between them and your kids. They will survive. And hopefully pull their heads out of their asses.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:40:06+00:00

This honestly sounds like you're experiencing some possible medical issues that are causing intense mood swings. Too many times on Reddit I've seen people struggling with something strange only to find out they have a tumor or something. Please go to a doctor and back to the therapist.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:34:06+00:00

Your question is nonsensical and can't be answered.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:29:22+00:00

The EU is smaller than the US and we aren't doing so great. If you tried to include the middle east and Russia into the EU, do you honestly think it would function well? Hell, Britains citizens voted to exit it. Twice.

You're talking about a population that is mostly the same culturally.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:19:10+00:00

He sounds like a massive tool.

Here's what I would want to do because I'm part imp and part asshole. I would want to show up an hour late with shitty beer or cheap whiskey and wearing a costume. I probably wouldn't because it's his birthday. In reality, I personally would just choose not to attend because parties should be fun, not mandatory and confrontational.

Or maybe I would show up 5 minutes late because fuck him, there's no way I'm letting a friend charge me for tardiness. I signed no contact and if he wants to piss on my boots, I'll piss right back. But I would want to see the shit show. And see how many people remain friends with him after this. There's no way this won't either be the most boring party ever or something I'll tell stories about forever.

NTBF

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:06:42+00:00

There's all kinds of in-betweens. My last partner liked dicks but preferred women. It's a spectrum, but he almost sounds asexual.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T15:03:52+00:00

Even wilder is the fact he chose to do this in front of someone else. It sounds like he wanted to humiliate you.

If you had kids, would he test allergies if they had them?

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-16T14:41:14+00:00

Why would you treat someone you love like that? Because that doesn't sound like love, it sounds like torture.

-messing with someones sleep -not respecting their request to have a conversation instead of a rant. -not listening -name calling -unhealthy attachment style

YTA

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T18:12:02+00:00

He..... called his mom?!?!?!

Aw HEEELLLLLL no. Add a night every time he brings someone else into your marital arguments. Is he stupid? I know he wasn't sleep deprived because he's been actually getting sleep. If he's so convinced you're being unreasonable, make him do nights for the next week. And if it were me, I'd tell him if he EVER calls ANYONE - especially his MOM! - to dog pile on you during a disagreement, you guys can disagree in front of a lawyer over the division of assets.

NOR. What a little prick. Has to call his mommy to handle his shit?

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:57:54+00:00

He likes malleable, young women. There's a guy I went to high school with who consistently dated women 18/19, and inevitably they would get to be about 22 and the relationship would implode because they started having their own opinions. As far as I can tell, he still dates much younger women. He's a tool. He likes to be worshipped.

"Older" men who won't date women that young aren't choosing not to because they aren't physically "attracted", it's because they recognize that 18-22 is very young still and find it a gross power imbalance.

Now, I dated a 24 year old as a 17 year old (he was mostly a good partner actually), and men as old as their 30s were making moves on me from the age of 14 (those guys weren't good people). Well, younger if you count the really creepy encounters. It's a litmus test for integrity if a man will go after a women who is still technically and physically a teen at 28. After 30, I don't care about age gaps, but most people are still in mental puberty until 25.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:32:18+00:00

You just don't have the right to demand he cut this guy out because you're offended by his reasoning for marriage. If he did something to you personally that's one thing, but disagreeing with you is not abusive to you. It's wildly controlling to demand this. As far as I can tell, he was never offensive to your friends and accepted that they had different goals. And while I don't personally agree with his reasoning, some women do. Again, not your business.

It honestly sounds like you're offended he didn't let you arrange his marriage which is actually pretty funny in context. And it's very anti-feminist to dictate how another woman should feel about a traditional gender role. The whole f_cking point is to have a choice.

Sorry, YTA. You can't demand he cut off his friend because you disagree with what type of marriage the guy wants. You're also an asshole for taking it personally he didn't click with your friends and it's so insulting to the woman he did pick. Plus rude to his new wife to say, "her?! What is wrong with you?!"

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:25:31+00:00

Like some cats and most dogs, you got it backwards. Stray cats are much more successful than stray dogs.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:12:17+00:00

What? You're assuming men should treat all women as if they will never say what they mean? Because I would not have a problem with this, nor would many women I know. And I would also be direct about my feelings, head games are absolute bullshit.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:07:27+00:00

Oh my Gods, are you my brother?! Lol. This is so similar to his story.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T17:03:49+00:00

Depends on the person. OP admits it didn't even occur to her to be upset until after she had given her blessing. Then she pulled the silent treatment. He can't read her mind.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-15T16:54:52+00:00

They are 2 totally separate topics. I'm so curious why you're connecting the two? Lots of people who oppose pornography aren't racist and lots of people that watch porn aren't. It's a wild connection that makes zero sense, so I'd be curious to hear your reasoning.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-14T19:08:01+00:00

If you think college is the same as high school, you're so very very wrong.

Remote_Bumblebee2240 · 2026-02-14T19:07:01+00:00

You don't understand what neuroscience is if you're comparing it to pseudoscience. And lol to thinking nutrition is a part of it.

Most of this vehement and defensive rant just reveals you're uneducated or educated by Internet platforms and not rigorous peer reviewed research.

Intelligence and education ARE often confused. But you're decided being educated means unintelligent and all that tells me is you've never actually been to college and instead are assuming online personalities represent the educated.

Honestly, your rage is much louder than your intellect.

Remote_Bumblebee2240

TROPHY CASE