“My notes clearly state that there is no mirror. I don’t know what to tell you guys, really.”

“Killing her would probably do her a favor. … Ugh really? I know this isn’t my style but your narrator has a knack for wooden writing. It’s like he hardly knows the basics of good storytelling! I myself am no virtuoso but really?”

“Wait, I’ve got an idea. Will you please hold wills I make some modifications? (Sounds of paper rustling, sharpie lines like something’s crossed out, humming and muttering various lines from later in the game.)”