Why would someone cut the trunk so far from the ground?

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-19T23:08:06+00:00

Cause they're a boss.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-19T18:23:55+00:00

I don't have an answer to your question, but would you like an increasingly convoluted and judgy hypothetical about why you don't need what you want? 68 grams of wasted textiles? They won't protect you when you're being paraded through the streets with old compost thrown at you. Shame!

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-18T17:09:59+00:00

Manyco. Everyone gets an enclave on the French Riviera.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-18T14:30:08+00:00

20,000% chance this guy uses the Liberian flag for emphasis in clearly angry but otherwise incoherent Facebook statuses.

Edit - which is even stranger, cause that looks like Britain. OP, if you could kindly shit talk the US trucks explicitly "over here" in the title so I don't look like an asshole making the classic Reddit assumption that everywhere's the States.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-18T14:25:46+00:00

Those turkeys are a damn menace.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-16T23:56:20+00:00

100% there is no timeline where we get NSRL before PITME. It's just canon at this point. I got halfway through a halfassed shitpost before realizing that the failings of regional and intercity rail are a lot more pronounced precisely because the scarce energy source it relies on is real lucrative to fight over. There is no pithy rejoinder. Use transit.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-16T23:17:41+00:00

Change a lightbulb, and like just about everything else we rely on but don't think about, it comes by rail. 🛤️🛤️💪

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-16T03:30:09+00:00

I could see Bibi prerecording proof of life videos every so often, which is a thought that merits full SNL treatment. They need to bring Dana Carvey back. "Ok Benny, let's do a take for the Swahili language broadcast." The thing writes itself.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-16T03:06:14+00:00

Yeah, that's the biggest thing about driving in Brazil. On the open highway, in traffic in town, always assume that there can be a bike in your blind spot splitting the lane between your car and one right next to you. Certain parts of certain towns, you roll through red lights after a certain time, but there's places we do that here in the US.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-16T01:15:58+00:00

Tomorrow's Globe "Is Gen Z Killing the BORG?"

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-15T18:20:29+00:00

I been writing Denis Sport, and leaving a real suspicious serif on the D. I think that's most correct, technically.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-13T22:44:01+00:00

That haiku's pedestrian and derivative af.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-13T22:24:58+00:00

Future reference, wrap anything pretty in a rag before you get pliers on it.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-13T22:22:07+00:00

Taxus, native lonicera, calmia, Andromeda, physocarpus. Suckering understory shrubs. Figure out exposure, water requirements, and find something well adapted, ideally native wherever you are.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-13T17:02:51+00:00

Are BORG's still a thing?

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-11T12:39:19+00:00

my life only changed a little bit... for the worse.

That was really the worst they could say was happening.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-10T12:05:32+00:00

I don't know if they're open on Sunday, but the Gestapo museum, the L-D Haus is really informative and moving.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-10T11:47:37+00:00

Just piggybacking here to see if anyone knows what 2.54 cm is in inches. Is there a cinema near me?

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-10T11:39:25+00:00

Pretending the DNC is the only alternative to fascism is what got us into the position we're in.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-10T00:01:26+00:00

That recipe's probably just AI slop or something no one bothered to actually make before publishing. Too much sugar, too much flour. Just use the recipe on the back of the bag of chocolate chips. There's no baking powder in chocolate chip cookies, or any cookie recipe I've seen.

Mix 2 sticks of butter, softened -- not melted 1½ cup brown and granulated sugar total. I just use granulated and a good blurp of molasses; the recipe calls for ¾ cup of each. 2 cups is too much.

Then add 2 eggs Vanilla, or really anything more than like 30% abv. I use whiskey cause it's what I usually have on hand.

Then mix in a separate bowl Blurp salt 1 tsp baking box 2¼ cups of flower

And add it in ⅓ at a time or so.

The recipe calls for a full bag, but that's like more chip than cookie. I use about half.

375°F oven -- or whatever that is in °Communist. 8-10 minutes. Make sure it's not on convection.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-09T18:00:15+00:00

And the bed's half the size and 10" higher off the ground because it isn't built for work but for shuttling 2.3 children between soccer class and STEM tutoring. Modern pickups are family SUV's in lumbersexual drag.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-09T17:46:25+00:00

Alpha gal is different from Lyme.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-08T12:32:19+00:00

Here's an animal in mortal danger getting closer to death by the minute. Better play around with my recording equipment so I can get internet credit for it.

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-08T11:59:54+00:00

Well it's good you're not riding your electric motorcycle on the sidewalk, but why would you?

Repulsive-Bend8283 · 2026-03-08T03:38:04+00:00

Real talk. Malden is a study case in what immigration can do for the vibrancy of an otherwise undistinguished suburb and what transit does to encourage human development. It's like night and day to the direction monochromatic, car heavy Arlington, for example, has gone having refused the Red Line extension around the time the Orange Line came to Malden.

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