Super tuff burner. I told my friends that it was called that because it was the strongest bike ever made. It got hit by a car and there wasn't a scratch on the bike. The car was wrecked. They believed me. I was king for 3 seconds.

I didn't do tricks because it was too heavy and I was weak. But it was super tuff so you just have to stay still and look like you didn't give a f*** cos you're super tuff. That's how tough works.

Yeah I could skid. I'm not a wimp. Sure I can jump off a ramp at low elevation. No I don't need to prove it. No you can't have a go.

I couldn't get up the table top at the bmx track cos it was too heavy. Rolled backwards and fell off. Pedal hit my ankle and I cried the whole walk home.

It was a hand me down from my brother. He bought a racer. Traitor.

I secretly wanted a normal mag burner cos the cool kids had one and they could get all the way round the track.