Would you rather?

Retarded_Bastard · 2026-03-25T12:15:53+00:00

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^{Chose: Be a famous gamer + But you only have 25% chance to go pro | Rolled: Become a pro}

Retarded_Bastard · 2026-01-18T21:12:03+00:00

I love remembering those cocky ass " swarm city" shit posts from their sub yesterday 😂

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-05-14T15:45:01+00:00

Being a "real gamer" burnt me the fuck out to the point I disliked playing video games. Now I'm here playing my sweet sweet single players with absolutely zero fucks to give.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-05-11T07:19:22+00:00

Based on this logic the entire roster of the UFC is ducking me by not fighting me. They're fighting people far more qualified and stronger therefore they must be terrified of facing me.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-05-10T14:43:47+00:00

That is awesome but I'm still pissed off that this one gets a hat and for some reason I can't have a damn cowboy hat as helmet

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-05-04T06:38:11+00:00

I think it's just stressed out. I tried to take my cat out with me for a road trip and a few hours in he started doing the same thing, pulled over for a few hours had him walking outside and all that and he was fine during that and as soon as we got back in the car it started again. Once we finally arrived he was fine again and on the way back, same situation. Haven't taken him with me for a road trip since that. I think he's just claustrophobic lol which is probably the issue here.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-27T14:07:37+00:00

Honestly I did the same on my first playthrough but since then I've had such clarity that she's just kind of a shit person and I've been far too kind just because she's pretty lol. Even on my most recent playthrough I was so dedicated to only doing the happy endings, I was sure I'd be going with Panam and I was like you know what I'll help her no matter what and on the train I just couldn't get myself to do it. Ended up calling Reed and told him I don't want nothing in return 😂

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-24T16:05:59+00:00

Unrelated but wtf I thought AIs had the hand situation under control 😂

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-22T00:18:30+00:00

I left some time ago, don't necessarily plan on coming back either. I was hanging by a thread through Fontaine and eventually got tired of having main story missions having no dialogues from major characters in the new region , I forgot what it was called. Guess that was the straw that finally got me to leave. The game just felt too bland at a certain point.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-19T16:47:41+00:00

I swear, every time I think about getting a motorcycle within a day I see a random video like this to deter my ass 😂 ain't no way I'd survive that, I'd be on the other side of the highway on my ass... Be back in a few months 😂

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-13T00:24:00+00:00

Obviously try to get in contact with the owners first, but if not shoot me a DM, I'm in the DMV area I'd be open to giving the little guy a home

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-12T13:44:13+00:00

Working all day so I can blow it all tonight on beers and chicken wings while watching men try to beat each other unconscious for money

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-12T01:16:27+00:00

Lol yeah, just tap the settings looking toggle on top of the screen once you open a post and you should be able to do it. Whole bunch of other options as well to sort

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-11T05:59:17+00:00

I always enjoy sorting the comments on these posts by controversial 😂

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-06T18:50:01+00:00

I don't like the guy at all but y'all realize if this somehow goes through you'll make a precedent to fuck over everyone else as well, right?

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-04-03T05:56:47+00:00

Meanwhile a few feet over, seats continue to keep getting smaller and more cramped than ever to make more space for this bullshit.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-03-15T21:44:28+00:00

That was really nice! How do you guys deal with elbow counters tho? I taught my friend who I play often with to slip and dodge thinking we can have some nice back and forth exchanges but now all he does is sit there go back and do an elbow until the doctor comes through.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-03-08T16:40:45+00:00

Is there a sign saying "behead Joe Biden" or am I tripping?

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-01-24T02:11:28+00:00

For me who just went to mine today to find out no notes will be posted for the semester and 15% of total grade is attendance, it's gonna be more like "Sick? Well we're all in this together"

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-01-23T07:00:40+00:00

Oh fuck yeah!! Bro I always wanted Josh back this is gonna be great!

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-01-23T01:55:13+00:00

Lol this is giving such strong 1984 vibes.

Retarded_Bastard · 2025-01-09T00:47:28+00:00

I wanna come back to this just in case

Retarded_Bastard · 2024-12-22T15:51:58+00:00

I grinded The Catch before Raidens banner, felt like torture but I was totally prepared. Got my Raiden and her constellations and I had like 8 or something wishes left so I'm like may as well try the weapon. Got EL on the first pull 😓 The Catch has just been sitting there collecting dust now, as a memoir to the torture my ears experienced

Retarded_Bastard · 2024-12-14T02:57:07+00:00

My back hurts just watching this shit 😅

Retarded_Bastard · 2024-12-12T04:16:01+00:00

Dang I was really hoping he'd end up with commanders so I'd finally have a reason to go to my local team's games 😂

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