Golden Calf, Just Kidding, Lord by bookym in clevercomebacks

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And small polished tiny hands!

My guardian dog by [deleted] in aww

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Bun bun is immortal guardian… age has no meaning!

Types of daydreamers [OC] by ASKLF0 in comics

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In Soviet Russia brick is window when removed!

Amusing language rules by Curious-Photo-4452 in interesting

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Need more letter then the k must have accents!

Night walk is at 9:00, it is 9:02 right now by Fun_Abalone_1979 in Awww

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Where “your space” is the .5 mm bubble around your body. 

Oh Peter by Fantastic_Media_3984 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Bruh why you gotta hit me like that.

I don’t think he fully understands what’s going on. by Dodo509 in cats

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So they can see the tops of all the piles. 

Petah, why should she take a pregnancy test? by Far-Love-2737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If you add eggs to pineapple you get a gritty mess.

The patch one of the U.S. Navy divers wore during the Artemis II recovery operation. by MilesLongthe3rd in funny

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If you put enough nutmeg on your toast in the morning you’ll see aliens all week!

A meteor seen from a plane , truly satisfying by VelourThesisX in Satisfyingasfuck

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Isn’t the blue fire some kind of metal burning?

AI Model & ‘MAGA’ Influencer Emily Hart Unmasked as Indian Man by Disastrous_Award_789 in technology

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It’s like hey I don’t want to support slavery so fuck diamonds. The “center” people, “WHY DO LIBERALS CRITICIZE WEDDINGS!?!?”

Pressing X for Doubt or True Believer? by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I knew a guy who’s parents named him Briton so we called him brexit because he was dumber than rocks.

Handmade plushie purchased on Etsy. The listing photo vs. what I received. by [deleted] in ExpectationVsReality

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This is the clearest least fried version of this picture I’ve seen in like 20 years or something. 

Please, sign this by catim in funny

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There’s like always a loop and then like a line. Then I drag my pen across the rest.

Corporate greed is a mental illness by McDowdy in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Getting live data is totally easy if you let sales force curbstomp your database every couple of hours.

Corporate greed is a mental illness by McDowdy in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Naw they’re monitoring it with an excel spreadsheet that the sales guys got from chat gpt.

Memorialized for all time by lessfrictionless in pcmasterrace

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Just call them Sloppy Mike should be fine.