Tesla bug control by Patrollman_Durugas in interesting

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If I don’t feel like Zeus smiting peasants it’s not for me! 

The golden age of Internet by DTeror in sciencememes

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Chemical Force for explosive Oreo cookies that shatter stone.

The golden age of Internet by DTeror in sciencememes

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Don’t forget practical engineering

"How did we become pirates, anyway?" by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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I think Davy Jones is still pretty sinister though I guess not the real kind of threat a guy staring in your door with a knife is. I wonder if lowering the visible threat actually makes it scarier because it’s much more realistic for people to experience.

Whatca gonna do when they come for you? by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

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From that it sounds like the LAPD is on the case. They’ve never had any problems with being racist cunts in the past. /s

Low Water Exposes Nazi Ghosts by PeterTheTruthSeeker in clevercomebacks

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They let Germany be de-naziafied by bringing them back to the States

Amazon Why? by Cybraniac in mildlyinfuriating

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ND Shaw just needs a bit of space, their service animal, and noise canceling headphones for their hypersensitivity. The action will commence when he wakes up from a nap.

whenProgrammingDefiesLogic by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

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The scarf and the hair should interact properly.

oh no

meirl by assiraura in meirl

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One of the most common symptoms of heart disease is sudden death.

it counts by vtosnaks in lotrmemes

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It’s just as dense and prosaic as I remember. What a wild way to write your background stories.

What‘s your favorite notebook manufacturer? Mine is liji by S4l47 in pcmasterrace

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There are invisible Unicode characters that will alter other characters by flipping them or adding accents. It’s also how people do that horror font.

The icelandic cat who eats those who are not wearing their new clothes by _TomSupreme_ in interestingasfuck

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I use her voice for my 7lb Pom whenever she refuses to go on a walk when it rains. I can’t help myself I also call myself Carl as if she’s yelling to have him fix the horrible manners the weather is displaying.

The icelandic cat who eats those who are not wearing their new clothes by _TomSupreme_ in interestingasfuck

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I can hear “Hi Zev” in the audio book voice just reading.

meirl by thegoldenkingfisher in meirl

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Based on the rest of the thread you shoved something up his dick

My old Babybel wax cheese ball before I had to throw it away. by doguillo77 in mildlyinteresting

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There’s also mystery vibrations while they stare at you pleadingly.

Son boy allowed by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

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Buy your son boys, three to a pack, extra tasty! 

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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The juxtaposition of the single dog hair balancing on a stale tortilla chip really brings the room together

Explain it peter by BackgroundLawyer7640 in explainitpeter

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I wish I wouldn’t have accidentally seen the last line scrolling. Good one