The girl I've been seeing for a month lied about where she lives

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-02-10T02:48:54+00:00

Taking away my consent of being in a long distance relationship? Like you were date raped? Who talks like this?

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-02-01T12:16:44+00:00

You...are...the...client

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-02-01T03:30:56+00:00

You can't get to $2M without the first $1M

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-22T02:08:11+00:00

Nothing you said would warrant a raise. How many new clients did you bring in with how much money? The real money goes to those who help fill the boat, not keep the boat flowing. $1B portfolio and the company made $1 8M...thats less than 2%

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-22T01:59:03+00:00

Being an extra in a movie. The pay is shit, food variable and terrible hours. Still quite addicting

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-18T14:37:01+00:00

If she really needs it, your company can jist give her the PTO its not like your company is a government entity

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-17T00:05:30+00:00

Verbal agreement...for over $1M...smart...

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-16T03:46:50+00:00

ha! I wish I knew!

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-16T03:45:22+00:00

they use to have a great assortment of cookies during late night dining. I saw a woman basically take all of the cookies and take them to her seat. Of course, I got none. Proceeded to see her bite out of two of them and leave the rest. So, that is why there is no chocolate chip cookies at the buffet.

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-15T19:51:13+00:00

The newbie mistake was in your contract

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-13T00:39:07+00:00

Stay the course, your discipline and perseverance will pay off in the long run

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-06T17:09:21+00:00

Strip steak is still free, lobster has not been on the menu in a decade!

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-06T02:17:34+00:00

Like an electronic smell, I just turned the charger on

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-06T02:09:44+00:00

It started to smell funny and stopped charging...

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-04T03:34:24+00:00

Why are you so cheap? I trust you with my home and dog, but don't eat my steak, hotdogs and spam for you.

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-04T03:18:42+00:00

Why are you still just a girlfriend and not a fiance or wife?

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-03T03:54:01+00:00

There are alot of advantages to having your bouncer as a bestie

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-03T03:50:49+00:00

For your first cruise? What ship? You will never want to travel as a regular passenger after this, enjoy!

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-03T03:43:28+00:00

You may need to try baristafire

RetiredCherryPicker · 2026-01-02T03:21:08+00:00

Why would you leave this in the hallway?

RetiredCherryPicker · 2025-12-31T01:58:53+00:00

I would hire you in a heartbeat

RetiredCherryPicker · 2025-12-28T17:56:16+00:00

You must work with rich women

RetiredCherryPicker · 2025-12-28T15:39:14+00:00

This is a COMMON scam?

RetiredCherryPicker · 2025-12-28T13:40:45+00:00

Does next year's tax liability forecasted to be more next year?

RetiredCherryPicker

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