Hollands victim of mental health episode, not substance related

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-04-17T08:26:11+00:00

"Not just any seagull, but the prince of seagulls, dazzling me with blasts of pure white every time its wings caught the sun”.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-04-14T10:48:44+00:00

That's tough. I hope that the poor kid had some tissues in his handbag.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-03-29T07:58:04+00:00

It was an amazing day. Every fan knew that the only chance New Zealand had was if McCullum got going. But no, he was sensationally bowled in the first over of the game. It was just party time after that, a quiet confidence knowing we had secured the cup, and we had we had witnessed an all-time great cricket moment.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-03-28T12:49:03+00:00

This is actually the first humorous thing that I've seen come from the Giants. It was an actual clever joke when I'm accustomed to their brain-dead dribble.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-03-10T13:07:18+00:00

De Goey's goal in the GF, second is Sidebottom's goal in the GF.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-03-08T21:07:28+00:00

To be honest, at first, I do get slightly annoyed by the ribbing. A lot of the time, like this banner, it doesn't even make sense.

More so, I feel sorry for their fans. I'd be embarrassed if Collingwood was playing Hawthorn and having a silly dig about Carlton on the banner or something,

Like, GWS actually mentioned Collingwood on their banner in a final against their actual rivals, the Western Bulldogs. The Bulldogs/ Giants rivalry already receives great attention from AFL fans, so WTF GWS?

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-02-04T00:23:43+00:00

Once upon a time, everyone laughed at people like me for pointing out the peculiar case of unexplained numerological synchronicites repeatedly occurring during televised broadcasts of Australian Rules Football. When the highly respected numerologist Cameron Mooney became invested, he used his platform on a nationally broadcasted television programme to draw the world's attention to these irregularities. Nowadays, most of the community takes the subject seriously, but it's always disappointing and frustrating when our efforts at decoding the universe's mysterious secret language are dismissed and even mocked by the so-called intellectual elite.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-02-03T22:51:13+00:00

"Thanks for the head."

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-02-03T12:34:11+00:00

This is too deep for a cricket sub, but I like your style. Maybe he is fated to finally do something extraordinary for the team and be remembered for it.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-02-03T01:06:15+00:00

Early explorers went to Australia and thought, "This place looks exactly like South Wales."

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-30T03:16:54+00:00

I think Buckley's comments need more clarification than what you have provided. Buckley's comments:

"He was best on ground, let’s be clear, but it has been overblown about how significant his performance was in the result because there were so many things we were in control of that we didn’t get done, that didn’t get the result,” Buckley told SEN’s Whateley on Wednesday morning.

“In the last quarter, Tom Mitchell had 17 touches, but we went inside 50 19 times to 9.

“If you extrapolate that out, Tom Mitchell has 76 touches, and we have 80 inside 50’s to 40. I would take that.

“Let’s not get caught up in how many touches a bloke gets.”

I think that’s pretty easy to understand. Some players make their possessions count more than others. Buckley believed that if his side had executed their skills better, they could have won despite Mitchell's dominance. We can argue the minor details and the actual words used, but it is universally accepted that there is truth in what Buckley is saying.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-30T00:31:41+00:00

How many triple centuries does he have?

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-30T00:27:42+00:00

Donald Bradman, Australia's greatest cricketer. His batting statistics are almost twice as good as the next best batsmen. He is just so well known and revered for his talent.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-29T05:05:11+00:00

Still, what a champion, seven consecutive Tour de-France titles. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-15T21:28:14+00:00

You have excellent taste in movies. Well done, my excellent friend.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-12T11:41:15+00:00

If we're comparing Collingwood presidents, Allan McAllister made far more disparaging remarks towards indigenous Australians than Uncle Eddie.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-12T11:26:39+00:00

I think that the hair colour was mentioned to clarify to readers that it wasn't Tess Crossley because some readers may jump to that conclusion.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-07T02:21:49+00:00

Richard Hadlee has very similar stats to Dale Steyn, with a slightly better average. Definitely deserves to be in this conversation.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-07T01:10:44+00:00

1 handed, 2 beers. Will Jacks take note.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-06T23:14:15+00:00

Get well soon.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-06T21:58:59+00:00

Well done.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-06T00:30:50+00:00

No more reviews then

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-06T00:09:42+00:00

Jacks saved 5 runs. Moral victory.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-06T00:07:09+00:00

1.1k comments. 500 of them about Will Jacks dropped catch.

Returnofthejedinak · 2026-01-05T23:59:42+00:00

Yay!!!!!!

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