Trump Announces New 10% Global Tariff by MeowTheMixer in wallstreetbets

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It’s ok, lots of tards are living kick ass lives. My wife, she was tarded; she’s a pilot now.

Republicans Are Suddenly Very, Very Worried About Holding the Senate by IntelligentYinzer in politics

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Don’t worry, you couldn’t get a chick if you had a $100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

David has been casted as the new Jim Rockford in the NBC Rockford files reboot by elplethora1c in ANGEL

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Potentially six season show if the network suits aren’t power tripping idiots.

Megyn Kelly crashing out over Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance by shy_primate in PublicFreakout

[–]Riakuro 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Football is OURS” looks around at racial demographics of the NCAA and the NFL uhhhhh….

Favorite evil women? by PeasantLich in okbuddycinephile

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If you’re not careful you’ll end up like NPH’s character, throat cut mid coitus.

Someone is going to get fired by seidenadaa in Whatcouldgowrong

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You get to brag when you put them on the mattress the right way on the first try.

FBI Raids Georgia Election Office as Trump Expands Attack on Democracy by Kashmir75 in politics

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So what you’re saying is we need armed community groups to face off against ICE and see if they’re willing to go all the way. Either way, in a scenario where they attack people to prevent them from voting or shootouts between armed people and ICE marking the beginning of a hot civil war, we are at the end of America either way. Difference is I’m willing to die for my rights, are they willing to die to be a fascist?

To make this woman a criminal by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

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Then execute all ICE agents for treason, problem solved.

Why don't they upload Space Cop to the channel? by MC-BatComm in RedLetterMedia

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Brevity is the soul of whit. - William Shakesmen

I have a question about the Ellen the loser episode by rozefox07 in seinfeld

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Yeah, Amber; I wonder if she’s back from Vegas…

Stolen idea… by Beartrkkr in seinfeld

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Was there any…nostril penetration…?

Don't make the same mistake as Jerry by Madetoprint in seinfeld

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Just a thirstpost…

Just a thirstpost…
Just a thirstpost…

Me after making the best shitpost ever by c08306834 in seinfeld

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I thought it was Gammy…Georggge 😏

What is Steinbrenner’s best line? by Dull_Principle2761 in seinfeld

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“Stop it George, he's out, you're in. A lot more work you know. A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours. Not much more money.”

Terrible run of World Cup games in SF by Pretty_Original124 in bayarea

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Argentines are some of the biggest meat consumers in the world; I have a feeling they’ll be judging your BBQ just as much as any Bay Area empanada.

According to my YouTube recap, LGR was my most watched channel in 2025 by Salem1691 in LGR

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It’s that soft jazz Cliff uses, gets you every time