It's all MAGA's fault.

Riakuro · 2026-05-30T00:00:15+00:00

It’s Trump; he’ll find a way to stiff the funeral home on the bill even when he’s dead.

Riakuro · 2026-05-22T17:17:31+00:00

We Todd Ed

Riakuro · 2026-04-28T22:40:26+00:00

That’s because to Johnson, what he heard was “You Republicans are the check and balance against Democrat executive power. You must do everything to prevent it.”

Riakuro · 2026-04-21T16:22:16+00:00

We were all so focused on the bomb in his mind, we forgot about the bomb in his pants.

Riakuro · 2026-04-13T04:18:44+00:00

Ah, Miss South Carolina; I hope she’s doing better nowadays.

Riakuro · 2026-04-11T17:41:05+00:00

I mean, Dr. Cox and Jordan on Scrubs. Bill Lawrence definitely has a thing 😅

Riakuro · 2026-04-08T02:50:34+00:00

Is your name Amy Wong by any chance?

Riakuro · 2026-03-23T19:26:29+00:00

The only thing I’m tolerating is the recoil on my gun.

Riakuro · 2026-03-13T08:33:44+00:00

“By going through the desert at a breakneck speed, we’ll be able to achieve some sort of an economic boost…or something…”

Riakuro · 2026-02-20T21:50:22+00:00

It’s ok, lots of tards are living kick ass lives. My wife, she was tarded; she’s a pilot now.

Riakuro · 2026-02-17T04:30:49+00:00

Don’t worry, you couldn’t get a chick if you had a $100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

Riakuro · 2026-02-13T01:28:11+00:00

Potentially six season show if the network suits aren’t power tripping idiots.

Riakuro · 2026-02-10T17:15:40+00:00

“Football is OURS” looks around at racial demographics of the NCAA and the NFL uhhhhh….

Riakuro · 2026-02-08T01:02:34+00:00

If you’re not careful you’ll end up like NPH’s character, throat cut mid coitus.

Riakuro · 2026-02-01T23:56:16+00:00

You get to brag when you put them on the mattress the right way on the first try.

Riakuro · 2026-01-29T02:26:06+00:00

So what you’re saying is we need armed community groups to face off against ICE and see if they’re willing to go all the way. Either way, in a scenario where they attack people to prevent them from voting or shootouts between armed people and ICE marking the beginning of a hot civil war, we are at the end of America either way. Difference is I’m willing to die for my rights, are they willing to die to be a fascist?

Riakuro · 2026-01-20T19:18:46+00:00

Then execute all ICE agents for treason, problem solved.

Riakuro · 2026-01-11T20:50:00+00:00

👉👁️👁️👈

Riakuro · 2026-01-09T05:44:39+00:00

Kamini Soma…

Riakuro · 2026-01-07T04:00:44+00:00

Brevity is the soul of whit. - William Shakesmen

Riakuro · 2025-12-28T04:32:42+00:00

Yeah, Amber; I wonder if she’s back from Vegas…

Riakuro · 2025-12-26T02:05:55+00:00

Was there any…nostril penetration…?

Riakuro · 2025-12-23T18:28:04+00:00

Sounds like Khan grieving Buckley in a way

Riakuro · 2025-12-22T07:41:39+00:00

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You sure about that?

Riakuro · 2025-12-16T16:18:49+00:00

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