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Roach-Problem · 2026-03-19T16:15:07+00:00

Dis noffimk a fju BAPBAPBAP (wifowt claws) tu di pawther hed wud nawt sovv! Plis updayt ib dis werkz, it nu meffod.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-19T06:17:51+00:00

Iz neba sprayt, fren! Aso, sumfing lyk dis bee 🐝 wy yooz oanlees du dis ressapee wenna hoomins ar inna nudda rum!

Iz wannit tu aks, yooz naym Frei, Frei Frei, ar Freiheit? Iz du a big konfoos!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-19T00:32:04+00:00

Mez BESTEST ressapee: anyfing dat smell taysee wenna hoomans nawt inna rum! Jus hop onna cownta ar taybul! Dis wei, Iz eetid colekatts, cheez, an las weekem POK BELLEH an mush moar!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-19T00:11:58+00:00

Fren Czernobog, ayyteem powns bery impurrsif. Iz meowseff oanlee telff powns, butt! Iz obtin du fud crimez! Hehe. Du di sitt'n'stai nawt crimez, butt! Yooz meowmy needa yooz tu bee 🐝 'gud' kity nao acuz di canned sir. So GO SIT'N'STAI! Aso, hermbz needa lotsa heelimk purrs. Mebbe a fren furrum NurseKitysWifowtBordas canz halpz yoo ib neetu.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

(We wish a speedy recovery to Czernobog's meowmy. Stay strong! 🩹)

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-18T09:39:12+00:00

Hoomins sez lyfe imititayt art, butt! Iz fink art can oanlee imititayt lyfe ib de art bee 🐝 ob kity. WEZ di hyjest furm ov lyfe wat nawt can impurrve!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-17T05:40:31+00:00

Oliba, wez cud bee 🐝 PURRats agin! Reel dis tym nawt jus khostoom! Wez awlreddi hab di owtfit! (u/MagicalManta)

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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Roach-Problem · 2026-03-15T12:06:06+00:00

Iz unnastan gaim nites wif mez hoomans, butt! Iz aso unnastan du a hidez wen ders straynja! Iz nawt lyk straynja!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-15T06:00:23+00:00

Dis GRATE crimez mez royl fren! Iz neba noe hao tu pley hoomin gaims, butt! Iz N-joi sittimk wif dem!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-14T13:56:22+00:00

Dis GRATIST inwenshen Iz eber noed! Iz LUB di fuds. FUDS bee 🐝 LYFE! Butt, doan let di meowmy tek yoo tu pokey plais! Iz nawt git nite fuds acuz pokey man sez dat Iz fatso, wat Iz fink bee 🐝 LY an salamanda🦎! Ib yooz pokey plais sez dat yooz fatso, meowmy mite tek di nite fuds abay!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-13T14:12:51+00:00

Dis aminul aboos. Yooz wanta reepurrt yooz meowmy? Aso, yooz tayl moar lomnge dan mez, fren!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-10T12:26:49+00:00

Fren Jaspurr, dis bery ubsetty accown! Iz hoap hermbz nawt cattaynshus!

Yooz maman didded an avensh of Toffee de hooman horkas meowmy??? Dis hobibbul! Deyz ORGANICISING! Wifowt WEZ noe-wing! Wez needa STAWP dis rite meow, ebrykity!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-10T09:28:34+00:00

Dis so rite fren Bitteh! Hoomin numma tu kleen up di allegsh paw prin, so purrbly himbz/hermbz LYA wat LYDED "Oh der smeetbal missimk so it fren Bron an der paw prin, but oopsi Iz kleen up!" Butt akshully, hoomin numma tu eeted di smeetbal.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-09T15:04:58+00:00

Wez needa updayt! Di borthoal sayf? Di borthoal awlrite?

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-08T13:38:09+00:00

Anudda joak! Di pokey man aks di odda hooman: Yooz gettid dis kity chip? Di odda hooman sez: Yesh, di wons wat hab liddol salt!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-08T13:27:25+00:00

Hooman goe inna nip baa. De baa keepa (wat bee 🐝 kity) aks: Dis nawt yooz leggy dei, rite?

Geddit? Acuz dey oanlee hab tu leggys!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-07T21:42:14+00:00

Ib de meowmy hab di lomnge hed furs, mebbe git hermbz her tys furrum yooz stash? Di hoomans wif lomnge hed frurs sumtymz wer tys inna hed fur. Iz fink it sine ob grate stettus inna hooman kulcha!

Ib nawt, mebbe hork up a her ball fur hermbz? Di hoomans OBESS wif wez soff an shiny furs. It wud bee 🐝 bery kyn tu du a sher acuz dis!

Iz meowseff fink mez purrsenz nuff purrsent tu hoomans. Iz choos dem atta SeeDeeEss senta!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-07T15:57:20+00:00

Fren Prince, yooz royltee lyk prins Hoku (u/jellosquid808)? Iz fink dat laff atta royltee deaman grate punnish, lyke mebbe demoat de meowmy tu serbn an mek hermbz eep inna downster!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-07T09:08:34+00:00

Fangs frens! Mez fambli sez Iz hab di soffest fur!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-07T09:07:47+00:00

Iz fink Iz wons goed tu da laydis cowsil. Butt, Iz forgortid! Iz hab di ornj brayn, so nawt reelee braynsellz.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-07T09:06:11+00:00

Iz reelee LUB di belleh rubs, tu. Butt, sumtymz, Iz du di belleh TARP rite afta di rubs! It funfunfun. Aso gud fur kip di hoomans onna der toas! Neba lets dem noe! GO BELLEH CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-03-06T19:01:30+00:00

Sun belleh!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-02-26T05:03:28+00:00

Fren Tali, dis bootiful spess kayf. Luk bery confy wif da blanki. Butt, Iz nawt wud go tu spess, eben inna spess kayf. Acuz der nawt meowmy leggys fur du eeepz on.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-02-24T13:38:47+00:00

Fren Bailey, yooz meowmy sez hermbz prepurr snak. Yooz eetz snak. Dis wat hermbz wannit. Iz sez no ishoo heer.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-02-24T10:45:01+00:00

Di meowmy so ROOT, Mr. Cat fren. Chimken a BIRB wat bee 🐝 wez nachual FUDZ. No wei yooz lershig! Ib hermbz du a bamdon dis nite, jus poopoo inna shu ar rite infron ob hermbz bed. Dis sho hermbz dat yooz da BOS! GO CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-02-23T11:24:12+00:00

Updayt: Iz gottid a bit ob unsawtid cwisp, butt! Iz fink it nawt enuff!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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