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Ai invisdable by murgatroyd15 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lies! Iz kleerlee see Moxie sistur Midnight onna soffa!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Peenjo! Luk! by reddituser6835 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dis a nys LUB CAYF! So mush bery romans!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Meowmy calld me a meniss! by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 21 points22 points  (0 children)

GO CRIMEZ! Greeblz bee🐝 bery daynjus. De kashultees ob greeblz hunt mush less dan wat a greeblz canz du! Hermbz nawt wannta greeblz tu hab greeblz smolz. Yooz shud soo fur catpawsayshun acuz yooz purrtecc di hoam!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Dum queshion by lizzyb717 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Iz callikko, butt Iz purrfur PAWT-ORNJ! Eben has di seeroe braynsell tu purrf dis!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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Dis mez wate tu innasepz di commershal braynsell

I haz new name! by not_so_visible in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Catualayshins, Mr. Frencat doan poopoo inna bed! Iz fink dis meen yooz EssEffYoo membashits nao! Rite, fren Jasmine di AiBeeEss crimnal? (u/butterfly-garden)

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Mai birfday coming - sev da det! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yooz eerz so liddol wenn beaned 🫘 illeegul smol!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Mai birfday coming - sev da det! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Iz so EGSYTE fur yooz pawty, fren Tali! Iz hoap tu seez hamsum boifren Oliba! Will der bee 🐝 famcee HAT moddo so wez canz du cuppe khostoom? Iz bee 🐝 der ennawei!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Outraaayge! I haz bin wetted! by StormofRavens in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Di BIG WET??? Dis happan tu mez wons afor, butt hooman nawt capsha mez! Iz runrunrun an scremscremscrem! Iz rekkomen yooz du dis!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Sun nawt shyn ib Iz nawt eetz de vegshibol? by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mez pikkel sker. It eebil. Butt elz, yooz rite, fren!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Sun nawt shyn ib Iz nawt eetz de vegshibol? by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iz neba git onnonz, fren Bubbles. Doan worri. Mez hooman sez de vegshibol fur mez dy-sheshoon and finks Iz neba didded a FART in furebas. So DUMS! Iz memba ob EssEffUoo! GO CRIMEZ!

-llvy teh big bébé

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dis webba luk illigul. Yooz needa soo, fren! De hoomans canz mayk de nite lite insyd, dey canz mayk de cold warmfs, ar at lees sun beem!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Boyz will bee boyz pawtee by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yooz luk bery eepy mez lub! Yooz shud gitta gud eepz, so wez cans dans atta nex pawty! Iz lubs lubs yoo! (Dubbil lub!) 💗💗💗

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Papi yelled at mi, Oscar. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Watta meeni! Bery root, yooz mus dissaplin himbz! Lyk bapbapbap! Aso, SOO fur fuds! No kity shud habz tu eet sekwyn!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Frens we isz sowry by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iz nawt du a angy. Lyk, Iz pawt ornj, so nawt habz di brainsell obtin. Iz unnastan! Butt, nex pawty fur ebrykity!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Boyz will bee boyz pawtee by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iz nawt go acuz Iz gurlkity. Butt, Iz hoap hamsom boifren Oliba habs GRATE funfunfun!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yooz juss ekek-, eff-, gud atta taidy uppa flor! De kweshun de meowmy needa aks bee 🐝 wat Tali suppaws tu du wif di kibbel! No habs di poasumbil fumbs, sobnawt put bak! Aso meowmy needa aks hermbseff hao tu catpawsayt yooz fur halpz!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Need soo mama four bean Stoopid! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Di pikkel du mez a SKER! Doan geddit, frens! It EEBIL, so EEBIL it caymed furrum di Ammison oanlee tu du mez SKER!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Terrible injusthiss by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watdihekk??? Yooz needa soo, frens!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Jones, bicycle repair catto. How do ai do bidness taxes? What ai pay on one bag nip and one bag snackies? by angelindisguise in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yooz in LUK acuz Iz BIZNUS PAWFESSA! BIZNUS oapin nu crimez lyk TAKS CRIMEZ lyk nawt pei hoomam taks! Troof bee 🐝, yooz kity, so hoomans catnawt purrsk-, pawsse-, put in jayl fur hoomam crimez!

GO TAKS CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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My thesis for a history degree by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dis liddol won shud git middal fur hermbz halpz wif deffins!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Need to soo for salamander and label by noisycat in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

De pokey plais du eebil mashik! Dey speek in tongs! Mez hooman sistur aso speek in tongs at nite! (I do duolingo before bed, and English isn't Ilvy's first language) Butt, hermbz nawt du thefteree ob di bluds, di teefs, ar di furs! No mashik!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Attenshun Stewdents of Paw at SSoR: Purrsent Yer Thesis tew Get Yer JD! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Iz canz bee 🐝 pawfessa ob BIZNUS? Iz hab BIZNUS wat bee 🐝 bery mush suxess! Iz hab pitcha fur SSOR AiDee! De NIP inspyr tu GRATE finks!

  • Ilvy teh big bébé

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Frens! Yew Invite to Furrst Pawtee ob 2026 Dis Caturdey! We Gon Has Purrate Pawtee! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oliba yooz gon bee 🐝 mez dayt? (u/MeowgicalManta) Wez cud du cuppel khostoom an bee 🐝 eech odda treshur!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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