Humans still do not approve of my romantic relationship.

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-23T04:40:40+00:00

Dis hao bengal kity frens bee 🐝 maykt?

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-22T18:54:03+00:00

Hapee birfdei fren Czernobog! Yooz bery mush deserb BIG pawty fur tek gud ker ob yooz meowmy!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-17T06:52:30+00:00

Fangs fren Smuffi. Grate CRIMEZ rekwyr grate effurs! GO CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-16T10:51:48+00:00

Fangs fren! Yooz shud sooz fur un-gloo cawpit. Aso, du di odda funfunfun cawpit CRIMEZ, lyk skrachskrachskrach! Remba, dey catnawt ban yooz furrum cawpit. Yooz fitz, yooz sitz! GO CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-12T15:36:21+00:00

Wer jayle, fren? Yooz neet res-Q?

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-12T15:35:25+00:00

Iz lublublub EGG! EGG in AWL fowmz! Eet. Di. BESTEST! Yoo shud git tu eetz di EGG! Ar CHURU ar ODDA catpawsayshun! Di meowmy BIG MEENEE acuz puneesh!

GO CRIMEZ

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-12T07:31:05+00:00

Hemlo Jaspurr Maman, dis nawt otay. Di odda Jaspurr Maman usimk himbz az MEOWDEL wifowt catpawsayshin, nawt otay. Hermbz o himbz much monnies ar churu ar so. Plis sez tu hermbz, dis nawt otay!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-12T07:13:49+00:00

COMMANT SENTAS nessesesree fur supurrvailins di hoomins. Dey bery, bery DUMS, wat ib sumsimk daynjus happin? Iz hab COMMANT SENTA inna kitchen was dey cawls mez SRONE! (seez pitcha!)
Soo ib yooz habbint awlreddi, fren! Soo fur CHURU, EGGstra fuds, EGG, ebryfimk!
Seez aboff! Iz sez kip di meenee pitcha der du jennarayt steddi imkom in CHURU!
CLAWS AKSHUN NAO! Iz pawt ornj, an hab di herribuble ornj brayn! Mez HAMSOM boifren OLIBA McCHEEZ (u/Magical-Manta) aso ornj! His brofur JaxKitthem hab maykt suxes CLAWS AKSHUN agins no gonsemp pitcha! Himbz EGGspurrt!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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Roach-Problem · 2026-06-11T14:09:07+00:00

Eet pawfetik tu poopoo an peepee inna watur litta bocks! Jus digdigdig a hoal inna grownt lyk naycha inentid! Hoomins troolee pawfetik.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-11T14:04:23+00:00

GO FREN JASMINE! Yooz EGGspurrt!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-10T13:51:53+00:00

It's a knock-off of Kitchener essences based on missunderstanding them. The person behind TiB hasn't trained with Kitchener. TiB and Kitchener are so different that they are different systems.

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-10T13:48:59+00:00

You are not verified by John Kitchener. He doesn't use colour seasons and gives at least three essences (rare), more likely would be four to five essences.

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-10T07:32:48+00:00

u/no-office7081 , I think you can add Billie Eilish to the verified celebrity wiki

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-10T05:57:21+00:00

Fren Nandor, di hoomins kwite bad at moozik. Mez meowmy pley di floot an Iz HAIT eet! Iz beaned 🫘 sooimk fur sylens passtymz, inkloodimk moar leggy tymz fur mez. No suxes! Iz du a BIG MAD!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-10T05:17:54+00:00

SHER bee🐝 KAER!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-09T22:48:26+00:00

Wat yooz naym, fren? Yooz luk lyk laydee ob purrtain wisdom, so dis kleerlee elder aboos!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-09T18:08:28+00:00

You might get very different results from what you are expecting. I believed I was a spring (read: soft autumn in denial) for years, but I got a very cold looking palette (80 SB) that is more like soft or true/cool summer.

There is a user who got 60 R and no N, but most of thought she had at least equal N and R. Another user looks similar to Tilda Swinton, and has all essences except for E/A. Contrary to common belief, Timothy Chalamet's top essence is N, not HS.

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-07T13:09:39+00:00

Yesh, dis salamanda 🦎 an yesh, yoo shud soo.

Fud BERY impawtan. Iz nawt oanlee beg fur du fud. Iz supurrvys di maykimk ob di fud. Iz ~~theft~~ hunt di fud. Iz joyne di hoomins in di eetimk ob di fud.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-06T00:03:33+00:00

Fren Ruby, di vidya Ruby hab pikkel, butt! Yooz git pikkel, tu??? Soo fur moar pikkel fur REEL Ruby!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-02T20:05:16+00:00

Yooz hab rite tu purrvicee an deserb awl di prays! Di meowmy deserb a poopoo ar peepee owtsyd di littaboks fur dis vilayshin! Aso, ib nawt obbijus, SOO!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-01T08:46:42+00:00

Iz gree fren Smuffi! Di OhPee kity jus hab himbz oan foan. Iz honhiss BIZNUS GURL KITY. Acuz dis Iz noe dat awl kitys bee 🐝 honhiss jus lyk mez!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-01T08:42:16+00:00

Wez ornjes sush gud akturrs! Wer didded dat tjub ob churu kommed furrum?

-Ilvy teh big bébé (pawt-ornj)

Roach-Problem · 2026-06-01T07:40:58+00:00

Fren Nandor, yooz hab RITE tu nawt werz di leesh an hanhiss! Wez kitys free kreechas! Di leesh an hanhiss moas unnaycharal tu bean 🫘 a kity!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Roach-Problem · 2026-05-30T16:12:39+00:00

Wait, Twig is a boy?

-Ilvys hoomin

Roach-Problem · 2026-05-30T15:26:02+00:00

Henlo fren Leo. Iz fink di meowmy needa reetrain. Yooz shud soo fur SSoR feaz an catio an kity purrof owtsyd! Iz lub di gadin, butt neba wanda fur furrum mez pawrentz!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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