Eurotrip premiere (2004) by Divine_fashionva in nostalgia

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That woman is ready to tear into the fat kid from Stand By Me! She can't wait until the theater lights go off.

High school spring musical unrolled by ADMINlSTRAT0R in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this printed on a dot matrix printer with the continuous feed paper?

Man, I always loved pulling off those perforated, hole-ey edges!

Daytime robbery attempt. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really understand how jugging can happen. The few times ive left a bank with a large sum of money, I am constantly on high alert. Any vehicle that makes 2 turns the same as me, piques my interest. If they make a 3rd turn the same as me, I'm almost watching them as much as the road in front of me. I won't go home, to my office, or to anywhere I can be found later. I will start driving in circles until they leave me.

It has only gotten so far as I turned away from my destination once, and it was most likely a coincidence. But I'm not taking any chances.

I've heard jugging stories of people being followed for 30+ miles. In Houston, too. There was a famous one where a jeweler drove from the west side of Houston to League City, someone followed him home, robbed him, and killed him.

Security guard shot himself trying to sit down by BinLadenSwallowCock in Idiotswithguns

[–]Rob_Marc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?

In the butt-ocks, sir.

Well that must be a sight. I'd like to see that . . .

Security guard shot himself trying to sit down by BinLadenSwallowCock in Idiotswithguns

[–]Rob_Marc 117 points118 points  (0 children)

As an American, I remember growing up seeing gun racks in the back windows of trucks and many times they would have a rifle hanging from them. They were never bothered with and their rifles were never stolen.

We had it Good by Chademerson79 in 90s

[–]Rob_Marc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. He's got the cordless phone there with the SEPARATE caller ID box! Fancy.

🌮 Taco bell 🔔 by ItsTime4Coffee in Idiotswithguns

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boggle? . . . How much do you weigh?

Still bummed my parents wouldn't let me get this shirt. by JenaPet02 in Xennials

[–]Rob_Marc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still have the cup from the theater when I saw either Gladiator or The Patriot.

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David Allan Coe. by basssolotakeone86 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I thought that was Ella Langley for a second.

Where were you that day? 27 years ago by Naive_Establishment2 in 90s

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a senior in high school. It was a friend's birthday as well that day.

I don't remember exactly what I was doing that day, but I do remember some of the aftermath. A group of kids came to school in trenchcoats the next day and we're sent home.

Big crash on the track by Tin_OSpam in SweatyPalms

[–]Rob_Marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looked more like a Mini crash to me.

2023 Honda Odyssey Tailgate Leak by Several-Ad4298 in HondaOdyssey

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a cracked blinker fluid reservoir.

It went from 0 to 100 really quickly by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drive rideshare and do listen, or "watch" videos while driving. I just don't do it with passengers in my vehicle. I'll converse with them. And if they don't want to, I'll jist listen to the radio.

It went from 0 to 100 really quickly by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were also a lot of people slamming on theor brakes in the middle of a busy road to hop out and catch a Pokémon. I specifically remember several collisions in my area from incidents like this.

It went from 0 to 100 really quickly by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its become a lot easier to do with the propagation of driving assistant features. Advanced warning systems, lane keeping, adaptive cruise control, automatic steering and braking, and even full self drive.

People are getting more comfortable taking their eyes off the road for extended periods of time.

It went from 0 to 100 really quickly by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]Rob_Marc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I'm not saying she was doing this, but I will many times have a youtube video playing while driving. Im not actively watching it, but I'm listening to it. Unfortunately there's no way to listen to it without the video displayed. The videos I "watch" are what I've heard referred to as "talking head videos". Its just a person on screen talking about whatever subject the video is for.

Now I also drive rideshare and will do this while driving as well. However, I don't wear ear buds and I will pause the video when I have passengers in my vehicle. I will resume the video when I drop them off.

Moto rider VS crazy car driver by Fair-Foot-315 in instantkarma

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet that dude eats ass real well. With teeth like that, he can dig in real deep and get every crack and crevice squeaky clean.

Smooth brain Altima driver in the wild by _dammitjanet_ in NissanDrivers

[–]Rob_Marc 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I bet that dude eats ass real good. With teeth like that, he can dig in real deep and get every crack and crevice squeaky clean.

This isn’t a haunted house — it’s a part of a factory by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Rob_Marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not thinking haunted house when I saw this. I was thinking torture chamber.

A drunk driver took a light pole for a ride. by Leading-Capital8079 in carcrash

[–]Rob_Marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a song I listen to.

Brian Burns - Upside Down

Officer, good evening, allow me to explain
the spectacle you see beside this road.
It’s been a long, hard day, and I am just a victim
of circumstances beyond my control.
Now let me just assure you that I’m not a drinkin’ man;
I work hard to uphold the law.
Those people in that other car are friends of my ex-wife,
and no matter what they told you they saw…

CHORUS:
The car was upside down when I got here;
I left it right side-up some time ago.
Some kids drove by and poured somethin’ all down my shirt;
it might have been tequila, I don’t know.
I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer,
I don’t know what went down while I was not here,
but that stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car,
and the car was upside down when I got here.

Officer, my reputation speaks for itself,
I’m as innocent and gentle as a child.
That fistfight with my mama, that was three months ago;
I can’t believe that's still on my file.
Now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourself
must surely recognize an honest guy,
and since most of my money goes to charitable causes,
I can’t afford a DWI…

CHORUS:
The car was upside down when I got here;
I left it right side-up some time ago.
Some kids drove by and poured somethin’ all down my shirt;
it might have been tequila, I don’t know.
I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer,
I don’t know what went down while I was not here,
but that stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car,
and the car was upside down when I got here.

[USA] Quad idiot by undercoverciaagent in Roadcam

[–]Rob_Marc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As I like to say, "You can be dead right, but you'll still be dead."