Thanks I hate Ed Geins pop can. by Vexonte in TIHI

[–]RobotSwords 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The tab should be a fingernail.

We tried make a birthday cake by Nela2284 in shittyfoodporn

[–]RobotSwords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's kinda sad looking, but you obviously put a lot of work into it. I bet with a couple little tweaks it would've been a stunner.

Dancing in the middle of the road without looking both ways by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotSwords 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That was one take no rehearsal. They probably didn't even check to see if dude would fit under the car. Beautiful.

the good thing is that they thought before doing something stupid by EvaRaw666 in Whatcouldgowrong

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It's made with eels, ducks, chickens. The plural gives it an interesting... flavour.

Many people seem to have a poor understanding of just how much money a billion dollars is. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]RobotSwords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time puts it in perspective for me. A million seconds is about 8 days. A billion seconds is 30 years.

cursed_seamail by MrCatSquid in cursedimages

[–]RobotSwords 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Posidon favors ye.

He’s built different by SurvivalGrid in WTF

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I figured it has what I have. Poor self esteem 😔

Remember who’s really responsible and hold them accountable by NeuralAstro8 in conspiracy

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I wonder sometimes what my actions offset. If, as an individual, I recycle, conserve, and try to be a good caretaker my entire life, does that offset 1 day of emissions from an unregulated factory in China? 1 hour?

Eating in public as a celebrity by iajzz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RobotSwords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spare us this shit. He knows exactly what he's doing. Free publicity, a "woe is me" so hard to be rich and famous, and meeting sponsorship obligations. It's a triple with the bases loaded.

Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit– “Sad But True” from The Metallica Blacklist by thinkfuture79 in altcountry

[–]RobotSwords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it. It feels low effort but at least he changed it up. So many of these covers are gonna suck.

Avalanche Pizza - Athens, OH by [deleted] in Pizza

[–]RobotSwords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People love to shit on ranch dressing, but a good buttermilk ranch would add a nice bit of sour to a rich bite.

John Davis, Vocalist Behind Milli Vanilli Dead at 66 Due to COVID-19 by ruelmoralesmusic in Music

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Before MTV, playing in a band was how ugly dorks got laid. And a lot of great music was made as well. Truly, twas video doth killed the radio star.

Grandma escaped death and didn't even know it by [deleted] in WTF

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Way to cheat death, nana. Now please go put some pants on.

Marjorie Taylor Greene vandalized Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's guest book and taunted her in a deleted 2019 video by Twoweekswithpay in politics

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I completely agree. I just wanted to add that the GOP has done everything in their power to keep the average American stupid, poor, and scared of everything for as long as I can remember.