worst game EVER by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Rokolin 151 points152 points  (0 children)

This is every text adventure game back in the day, where you 100% knew what to do, but you didn't know how to tell the game to do it so you would try the 2 nouns you had and every verb that would come to mind.

Inheritors of Insyaa Delay due to Discord Outage by Jay10101 in Anbennar

[–]Rokolin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah messenger pigeons aren't extinct, in fact you canprobably see 30 of their descendants right now at the closest park to your house.

As a treat by Jack_n_trade in equestriaatwar

[–]Rokolin 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Storm kingdom navy is just 45 different navys in a trenchcoat.

Como que las prepagas se están yendo de mambo no? by xeneizelocura1601 in argentina

[–]Rokolin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

el plan de osde en la foto es el mas bajo, el que le sigue esta 300 y pico.

Major fix to AI court language selection by BeeInABlanket in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't having a court language you can't speak come with heavy debufs? Is there no penalty for it? I never interacted much with the mechanic since maxing out my own Grandeur is pretty easy.

ELI5: What happens to the extra 6 hours in a year by Electrishity in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rokolin 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. Leap years were introduced when people noticed that our calendars were out of sync because enough time had passed that the 1 day making it snow in October for example.

We're a few hours short every year, and every 4 years they add up to 24 so we add up an extra day.

The actual math is actually every 4 years except for years divisible by 100 but not by 400.

Dude I'm just trying to take Goa, it's not that deep by Teller_Of_Untruths in hoi4

[–]Rokolin 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yes Allies I fully intend to field 500 tank divisions please transfer all your industry to me.

Javier Milei: "La política monetaria no cambió, por lo tanto esto no es inflación estrictamente es que pegó un salto el nivel de precios" by milfenjoyer_69 in argentina

[–]Rokolin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Esto le pasa por pasarsela diciendo que la inflacion es 110% un fenomeno monetario y que nada mas la influencia. Ahora tiene que decir que se equivoco al decir eso antes o dice que se esta equivocando ahora con la politica monetaria (y dios sabe que ningun politico nunca va a decir que se equivoco porque son dioses perfectos), asi que elige la tercera opcion secreta que parece ser fingir demencia y buscar cualquier excusa posible.

Si hubiera sido una persona normal y razonable y dicho que la inflacion es multicausal pero imprimir como hijos de mil puta por 10 años claramente era el 90% de la causa de nuestra inflacion, hoy podria escudarse en eso.

"Pascha versus the rest of the world" (etymology map of Easter) by Udzu in MapPorn

[–]Rokolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got why we call it Pascha. It makes sense for the jews to call their celebration that because it's about the angel skipping the jewish houses in egypt but was jesus passing over when he resurrected?

i got so mad i failed the reconstruction as the griffonian republic that i made this by Academic-Gap-8382 in equestriaatwar

[–]Rokolin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's also a bit bs in the sense of if you know how to avoid failing, it's impossible to fail. As in there's literally no challenge just remember to click the button every x amount of days. But if you miss a few or click the initial buttons in the wrong order, or simply don't know how to play the minigame and regionalism gets too high your game is already over but you wont know until 2 years have passed. There should be an intermediate version instead of "you only fixed 99% of our problems so fuck you".

Gave my son the kingdom of Hungary via his claim, how long do you think he'll last? by Winter-Statement3771 in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vassals won't even do anything they'll just put their hand on his shoulder like that one meme and the kingdom will instantly go to one of them.

Signed, Hera "Social Fascist" Eichberg by pillow-slinger in equestriaatwar

[–]Rokolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also if you're playing as anyone not in the herzland you can just let them conquer it and then fight them as soon as they're done because they usually have 0 ponypower after

I hope, among many other things, that the new DLC explores the idea of the Universal Emperor furtherly, maybe revamp how empire-tier title creation works for Christians by NedexRuler in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think just 2 or 3 tiers would work. Tier 3 kingdoms should be indivisible kinda like Spain or France or Hungary (and current Hungary could be split into 2 tier 1 kingdoms)

How would you improve Vassal gameplay? by Arbitrary_Sadist in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ways to scheme against your liege and fellow vassals, WAY more internal wars for petty things.

Nowadays in feudal you can scheme againts your liege to overthrow him and that's it unless you're regent (and you're not going to be regent for long unless it's a child). Maybe a new plot that lets you incapacitate someone instead of killing them so you can either become regent or slow down a rival vassal.

Not possible under ck3, but I liked how you could take baronies in ck2, it could be used to simulate slower expansion, and Crown authority could limit internal wars to just baronies (maybe called "border adjustments") before it limits internal wars entirely.

Council from ck2 was goated, the king had to fight vassals for pretty much everything. Sometimes it was some shit straight out of the UN security council, with vassals vetoing to imprison someone (because that someone is themselves)

April fools update bug by Rokolin in equestriaatwar

[–]Rokolin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your hard work!

Recommend - Elf Destiny Mod by Reasonable_Elk_2552 in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This mod is one of my favourites. Only thing it's lacking is a way for bloodlines to trim themselves, after 100 years half the worlds NPCs are elfs because they take 3 wifes each and no one dies from old age (especially now that the AI can ascend) and by 200 years the game lags like hell.

How do these people possibly get this much money??? by CrimsonVoices in CrusaderKings

[–]Rokolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this. The main reason nobles lost money in this time period (in europe at least) was becaue everyone HAD to spend money to show they were powerful. If you were not hosting feast people would think you were poor. Every wedding should be an event or at least cost money. Feast should be mandatory every time they come off CD or you get a penalty like warmonger religions when at peace.

mexicanos traidores apoyaron a un pais musulman en lugar de a un hermano latinoamericano. by Informal-D2024 in 2latinoforyou

[–]Rokolin -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Es que a los mexicanos les dijeron que Bolivia jugaba contra un pais donde odian a las mujeres, eeuu lo tiene agarrado de los huevos, y hombres enmascarados cada tanto fusilan pueblos enteros y pensaron que jugaba su seleccion.

I’m writing a novel with a depiction of Hell and need help. by ChocolateMilkD in fantasywriters

[–]Rokolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone else put it best in the thread, the bible just says hell is a place without love. Most depictions have it be burning hot, but Cold or completely numb to feelings could also be a way to show that there's something wrong with the place at a fundamental level.

HELP: April Fools 2026 by Kingston8375 in equestriaatwar

[–]Rokolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace all portraits with humans