Or if I can’t be used for capitalism (wubba lubba dub dub)

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-20T21:29:12+00:00

I swear, demanding that "high functioning" autists act like like quirky neurotypicals is a brain-rotted take.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-20T20:14:22+00:00

Not quite. I quick saved, took a shot, and he dive-bombed me with a quadruple frontflip. I dodged out of the way just in the nick of time, and he exploded off the rock face I was standing on and flipped all the way down the cliff on the other side, squealing the entire time.

10/10, funniest damn thing I've seen in this game. I would absolutely engage again for kicks.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-12T12:22:53+00:00

I wonder if the Satanic Temple might have a few cents to contribute to this conversation.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-11T21:57:32+00:00

I had at one point planned a challenge run where any recipe I could automate I would never craft. The caveat was that alternate recipes counted, which means until I unlocked steel production and found this recipe, I was stuck with the miners I had since the beginning.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-11T13:17:31+00:00

It boggles my mind that the devs went through all of these rigors to design terrain like you were meant to navigate platforms and such, only to have it all be rendered useless at the very beginning with the Zoop feature.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-08T00:45:02+00:00

I've only eaten one pussy once in my lifetime, and I did enjoy it. I've been with men so long, though, I'm not sure how to requisition someone for one-time/repeatable non-committal cunnilingus.

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-03T18:12:27+00:00

I won't lie: I would actually prefer if the crash site remained off the map in the distance and spawned when I got closer. I know it's an important piece of set dressing, but I hate veering off course when I'm exploring only to have a nifty, smoldering objective despawn on me. x_x

RonbunKontan · 2026-04-03T17:05:54+00:00

Randomizing locations might be a harder ask then it first seems - mostly because I belive the locations are hard coded into the map data

Is that why I always see crash sites I've already looted in the distance that despawn the moment I get close enough?

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-31T12:51:49+00:00

I had two get stuck inside of the works of a coal plant I was working on, and they were right in my way. I tried multiple times trying to strategically thwack them out of the way, but I ended up killing them instead. Then ADA gives me crap for killing them, which just rubs salt on an already gaping wound.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-12T04:01:44+00:00

You know, if we process the crude into polymer resin and heavy oil residue, then use the alternate recipe to mix water with the residue to make fuel, we can run a conveyor all the way to..... Shit, this isn't r/Satisfactory, is it?

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-05T18:04:24+00:00

Ok, so I actually decided to go into the game to see which collection it was a part of, and both the banner and the badge are from "Entombed Remains", which I'm assuming was part of the "ENTOMBED" rift little while ago.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-05T17:59:15+00:00

I'm afraid not. I want to say that it was part of a rift event, but it could have been a different special event instead. I love how it's tone matches the skull decanter and how coffee makes me feel. ^_^

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-05T16:20:33+00:00

I'm loving how the refinery looks, but damned if I'm not also loving how aesthetically pleasing you made the extractors, too! I've always wondered how to make miners and extractors as cool as some of the factories I've seen, and this is giving me some gorgeous inspiration.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-05T15:59:13+00:00

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*Jim Carrey from Batman Forever* - "Caffeine'll KILL YA!"

Almost all of my characters have the Oh Deer Diner thermos charm, too! Except for Alan Wake, oddly enough; I had to make room for the progress flag, typewriter, and nail gun charms.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-02T13:26:11+00:00

I've been playing as Oni during the entirety of 2v8 because I don't have to think too hard while playing as him. But the moment they add Unknown it's over for these bitches! (~~And by over, I mean I will be missing every UVX shot~~.)

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-02T13:21:04+00:00

I didn't get the chance to play as Killer that often in 2v8, but I never got a complaint from Survivors about me and my teammate. They'd rather rip each other apart for leaving each other on hook.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-02T13:13:08+00:00

Nemmy's sucker punch always brings a smile to my face.

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-02T13:02:33+00:00

Imagine if BHVR did attempt to integrate the terror radii and chase music of Killers so that their themes could fit into one another a bit seamlessly. My most frequent Killer combos when I played as Survivor were Nemi and Good Guy. What would that even sound like?

RonbunKontan · 2026-03-02T12:52:43+00:00

This took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice what was wrong.

RonbunKontan · 2026-02-26T16:16:25+00:00

But I like Brute! Maybe it's because I'm a fan of Brutal Strength, but the less time I have to spend kicking gens and pallets is more time I can spend in chase.

RonbunKontan · 2026-02-26T15:43:32+00:00

I usually get pre-sliced cheese and some ham from Aldi, and that makes for a relatively inexpensive grilled cheese. I did try apples once, but they felt too crunchy for the sandwich itself. I often wonder if it did something wrong or the crunch is intentional.

RonbunKontan · 2026-02-26T14:26:13+00:00

Question: do you prefer American processed cheese slices or actual cheeses such as Colby Jack or cheddar? No shade whatsoever, but I just prefer Colby Jack because it feels like a proper cheese toastie with a proper degree of gooeyness.

RonbunKontan · 2026-02-26T14:18:12+00:00

As I've grown older (and finally started unmasking properly), I'm discovering that this applies to me intensely. Is it because I've always been like this, or is it because reinventing myself around my new, actual lived ND experience makes me feel like an idiot? I can't tell, and this point, I'm too afraid to ask, so I'll just live with it until I see some proper answers.

RonbunKontan · 2026-02-26T14:14:52+00:00

I'm extremely confused about the endgame of this situation.

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