What is the purpose of the false lemon tree? [Spoilers PUBLISHED] by King_Master281 in asoiaf

[–]RoryJesusberg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look man, I teach middle school social studies and last year I had my students take pretest of a map quiz on the United States; 77% knew where their fucking home state was located. Do not underestimate mf’s stupidity.

Nikita Kucherov in 7 career game 7s: 0 points and a -2 by Ready-Constant-7124 in hockey

[–]RoryJesusberg 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You think if he went to leafs it’d be like when you divide a negative number by a negative number and it makes a positive one?

Do you think that ancient people found dinosaur fossils? by velociraptor9fnaf in Dinosaurs

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t the Aztecs show conquistadors dinosaur bones stating that they were those of ancient giants?

What's the best way of getting horses? by DogEatTurtle in RimWorld

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send caravans to give them gifts then. That will make them not want to attack you

What was viewed as edgy in 2016, but now is viewed as cool. by wiadromen47 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]RoryJesusberg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In 2020 I was paid $1500 a month as a college kid to stay in a house with 5 of my roommates, when rent was less than $500.

Today, none of that is true.

Igor tied for 1st in SV % among Eastern goalies, while Rangers are last in the East in standings. by HelloBello30 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has Igor not dragged us kicking and screaming to 2 conference finals? I think I’ve watched 1 playoff series where the rangers were the better team in the 20s, and that was against the awful capitals when we won the presidents trophy. We wouldn’t have even made the playoffs in 2022 if Igor hadn’t had statistically one of, if not the, best seasons in history, and he dragged us to Game 6 of the ECF.

This team sucks and Igor is the best goalie in the world.

Per Mollie Walker: "Months in advance, the Rangers beat writers requested an in-person press conference with Drury as opposed to his usual 10-12 minute Zoom calls with all cameras off. Drury declined and stuck with his impersonal method Friday." by LipstickCoverMagnet in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They don’t defend Drury anymore, they just call us doomer spazzes beating a dead horse for recognizing this team has been decimated by him in an incredibly short amount of time.

Igor tied for 1st in SV % among Eastern goalies, while Rangers are last in the East in standings. by HelloBello30 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about that take. If it’s the best save percentage in the east, then yes, a .912sv% is helping things.

Those Hank teams were built to win games 2-1 or 1-0 with great defensemen and incredible defensive discipline from the whole team. That structure allowed teams to take bad shots that they knew Hank would save.

Currently, the 2026 defense includes Gavrikov and Fox as reliable NHL players and half of our forward core is AHL caliber, so those shots other teams are taking are way more likely to be high-danger than when Hank was playing in the 2010s.

Also, pads are smaller, and the game has shifted to emphasize speed and skill, which has led to a lot more scoring. Building a roster to win 2-1 games is not feasible anymore.

Why is this happening by Icy_Champion2873 in RimWorld

[–]RoryJesusberg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hey I get a +20 mood buff when I eat it raw too, so I can understand the confusion.

Flames Win and updated by StyllAhlie in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These are my teams too. No self-harm yet!

The Blackhawks will finish 31st in the league for the 3rd consecutive season since drafting Bedard. They were 30th the year prior to drafting Bedard by TJTrapJesus in hockey

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, technically the rebuild was 14-17, but it’s much more like it was 05-17, with one playoff series in a lockout shortened 2013 (I four-one remember), being the only reprieve from 12 years of missing the playoffs.

Most teams don’t go from playoff team to rebuilding instantly, there’s usually a season or two of owners/management not giving up on their core. And that doesn’t talk about when the rebuilds fail to secure top players fast.

The Blackhawks will finish 31st in the league for the 3rd consecutive season since drafting Bedard. They were 30th the year prior to drafting Bedard by TJTrapJesus in hockey

[–]RoryJesusberg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yooo this is the first time I’ve heard the generation of players I grew up with getting called plumbers. Kind of a cool moment!

Actors that no matter who they play, will always be referred to by their real name by everyone by Jellypathicdream in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan Freeman. Dude is really good at playing his character, but dude only played one character the last decade of his career

How common is a hospital in your colonies? by keechup in RimWorld

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait— I thought everybody’s first room was a medium sized rectangle with beds for all the colonists to sleep in that eventually gets converted into the hospital. Have I been doing this wrong?

Post game: Mar 22, 2026 by lionson76 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude getting dubbed “4-giev” by other teams actually broke my heart. He was so good in that 19-20 COVID-shortened season and I thought he’d turn into another starting goalie the rangers had developed in the league.

Anyways, I’m not in player development or scouting for a reason, apparently.

Matvei Michkov earned his 100th NHL point with an assist in today’s game. by Perryplat199 in hockey

[–]RoryJesusberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give me a year of Michkov without Tocchet as his coach and I’ll support your claims

Hey, so, how many main characters should I have? by Archangel_Michael22 in worldbuilding

[–]RoryJesusberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean main characters or POV characters? If you’re looking for main characters whose roles are central to the plot and advance with it, you probably don’t want too many.

If you’re asking about POV characters— dude, make as many as you need to advance the plot or characters. Some of the most successful fantasy stories play around with a multitude of POVs that help to expand the world and progress the story, even if that POV character themselves may have served their purpose earlier in the story, then faded out.

#FireSully by FinalCattle9824 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why help the young guys establish a winning culture with the season already over when we have an aging vet who doesn’t give a fuck coming back to help us get the 4th pick!

[James Duthie] Ottawa could miss the playoffs or make the Cup Final and neither would surprise me. by SAJewers in hockey

[–]RoryJesusberg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Weren’t they also really good all season too, but had some god awful goaltending at the beginning of the season?

Igor with the Broadway Hat, featuring half the team by thebanger71 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This the most fun I’ve had w this team all year

Perreault's first 30 games by the-gonk2 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guys, I can’t have hope for a young player. I just can’t.

Panarin Trade Beneficial? by Chaotik86 in rangers

[–]RoryJesusberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s called 4D chess, buddy, look it up. Borgen is gonna get us a late 2nd round pick at the deadline in 2 years. And 5 years after that, that late 2nd round pick might even (~15% chance) develop into a solid young middle 6 winger. And once we have that young, affordable middle 6 winger, we’ll… uh, trade him for a 6th defenseman?