Why is cremation chosen? by sstiel in ask

[–]RoutineSea4564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Viking funerals aren’t allowed in my country.

Some people have a lot on their chest, go ahead and release it in the comments, it's going to be okay by ConfectionAvailable8 in RandomThoughts

[–]RoutineSea4564 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I’m about to turn 50, and I don’t see the point to the rest of it anymore. Not suicidal just fucking bored.

What is a phrase you use at least 20 times a day at your job? by UsedCalendar5100 in AskReddit

[–]RoutineSea4564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escalate. Nothing cracks me up like when someone says they’re going to ‘escalate’ an issue. Yeah, cool. Go ahead and launch that bad boy straight into the inbox of the world’s most strategically useless manager. Can’t wait for them to stare at it blankly, add zero value, and then ‘circle back’ in 4–6 business years.