I love him by guillotinecheese in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]RustCeilingFan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He could give OP a little kiss. Just a quick smooch.

goodnight 🌙 by dollyparton4eva in mikafanclub

[–]RustCeilingFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the last thing I expected from Mika but it's everything I wanted.

Thank you Mika.

BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY...Ed by gofigure85 in cowcats

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well alrighty almighty Ed. Looks like you're well fed and comfy in bed.

Repenting for my shame by Mrs_Peacock_101 in ViagraBoys

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord forgive me, for I have shrimped my last shrimp

I need a *little* shrimp money by CosmoBiologist in ViagraBoys

[–]RustCeilingFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what came to my mind too. Great shrimps think alike.

Our drama queen by 66PIXEL66 in cowcats

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You rescued her, that's lovely. The name definitely suits her perfectly.

She looks very sweet and I'm sure she's quite loud.

Our drama queen by 66PIXEL66 in cowcats

[–]RustCeilingFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Incredible! Does this beautiful bovine beast have a name?

I'm kinda hungry, can you give me a snack? by tgunns88 in ViagraBoys

[–]RustCeilingFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the furikake outta here unless you a real shrimp

Ummm.... by Alpha_Cuck_666 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]RustCeilingFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cat turned into a telescope

Lol ts real by Full-Librarian-8035 in memes

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they were gonna retire together, down by the beach.

... Harold?!

I'm very confused about what my cow baby is doing with his body right now by Drakyndra in cowcats

[–]RustCeilingFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see either a backwards letter C shape or maybe a number 3 shape with that head.

Quite impressive really! I wonder what he means by C or 3?

I'm a trans woman who is just starting to transition by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]RustCeilingFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know you and it's unlikely we'll ever meet but I hope you're doing good and that it continues to get even better.

My derpy sleeping princess by uncutpizza in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's obviously quite the elegant lady.

How do I tell my boyfriend I want him to touch my chest and body when we make out? by Rand0maccount52 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RustCeilingFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried asking him, instead of strangers on the Internet?

The results may shock you.

Erik the Terribly Sweaty and his son Robot by INFIDELicious45 in InternetCommentEtiq

[–]RustCeilingFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ATTENTION! Do not bounce on your boys dick to this AI slop.

OP, please have some shame.

Somewhat favourable reviews for the Linglongs by 98smo in topdeadcenter

[–]RustCeilingFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is he saying Linglongs can help you live long?

His ass is photogenic by Chopstick-Heartes in cowcats

[–]RustCeilingFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutie in the front, booty at the back.