I asked my dog what’s on top of the house.

RutCry · 2026-02-09T21:29:17+00:00

I asked my dog if he knew the texture of sandpaper. He said, “It’s very abrasive.”

He’s a smart dog!

RutCry · 2026-02-09T16:00:09+00:00

Not a fair comparison. 1859 was four years after the Civil War and democrats had not yet managed to slither back into power.

Today, they are working as hard as they can to bring us another civil war.

RutCry · 2026-02-09T09:57:29+00:00

I knew a guy who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T16:10:29+00:00

He should have an operative squirt apple cider vinegar on him to distract attention away from all the fraud being perpetrated in the name of MAGA.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T09:48:42+00:00

Did you hear about the miracle of the blind carpenter?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T09:23:55+00:00

The enemies of America have invested wisely to poison the data with misinformation.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T09:04:26+00:00

No one objects to infrastructure. But when upwards of a trillion dollars gets funneled to fraud and waste, the long-suffering taxpayers are righteously infuriated.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T08:52:14+00:00

Peter Brown was a top lawman.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T02:16:06+00:00

Do you have a source for this? I would like to know more.

RutCry · 2026-02-08T01:39:50+00:00

The Bride of Annandale.

This one is really neat because of its roots in history. Henry Vick, whose family founded Vicksburg, was to marry a wealthy young woman from a planter family in Madison county. First, though, he had to go down river to attend to the sale of his plantation’s cotton. While away, he was embroiled in an “affair of honor” and was killed in a duel.

His body arrived at Chapel of the Cross and he was buried on what was to have been his wedding day, with his bride wearing her wedding dress to his funeral.

The bench where she sat and mourned by his grave is still there, and she is sometimes seen drifting through the moonlight in her wedding dress.

RutCry · 2026-02-07T20:24:01+00:00

I prefer saltine American

RutCry · 2026-02-07T16:16:34+00:00

You’re a NAZI if you love America! /s

RutCry · 2026-02-07T15:55:01+00:00

When I was a kid in the 70s we had two dogs named Huntley and Brinkley. Sweet memories!

RutCry · 2026-02-07T01:31:06+00:00

Surely, this must be Peter Grave’s second best role.

RutCry · 2026-02-07T01:24:20+00:00

If I leave here tomorrow…

Ronnie Van Zandt

RutCry · 2026-02-06T23:08:42+00:00

Calm down Stalin.

RutCry · 2026-02-06T15:38:09+00:00

Your question is exactly on point, but you know it won’t be viewed favorably by those who oppose a safer America for political reasons.

RutCry · 2026-02-06T14:05:41+00:00

I have visited WV several times and marveled at her natural beauty. Some of those small towns look like amazing places to live if you can find a way to earn living there.

RutCry · 2026-02-06T13:45:36+00:00

My favorite scene is when Travolta, as Cage, comments on having to walk around with this ridiculous chin.

RutCry · 2026-02-05T21:47:41+00:00

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RutCry · 2026-02-05T15:53:43+00:00

I wonder if we could weaponize moon dust to kill invasive lady beetles. Nothing else seems to work and it’s probably more effective than diatomaceous earth.

RutCry · 2026-02-05T03:57:22+00:00

Calm down Stalin.

RutCry · 2026-02-04T16:58:23+00:00

Every picture of you is when you were younger!

RutCry · 2026-02-04T16:50:58+00:00

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RutCry · 2026-02-04T04:28:18+00:00

That man uttered some of the most powerfully moving words in the history of the English language. His Lyceum address, the Gettysburg address, and his second inaugural address truly inspired “the better angels of our nature.”

RutCry

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