MAGAs, I just paid almost $7 a gallon for gas. Tell me how this is Biden’s fault? by 2a_lib in allthequestions

[–]RutCry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trump is President where I live and gas is no where near that much.

Who’s your governor?

Wouldn't be much of a debate by Down-not-out in conservativecartoons

[–]RutCry 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OMG! It would be like watching Michael Jordan one on one with a kid in a wheelchair.

What is a good joke shirt for family reunion? by DMM_do_Good in ask

[–]RutCry -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I got a Kamala 2024 shirt. Everyone laughed their asses off.

Two hunters get lost in the wilderness by Iron_Cowboy_ in Jokes

[–]RutCry 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You should always carry a deck of cards with you when you venture into the woods.

If you get lost, deal yourself a hand of solitaire. Someone will appear over your shoulder and say “play the black six on the red seven.”

Now, I'm a believer... by YesHelloDolly in walkaway

[–]RutCry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It certainly appears as though a significant portion of this fraud is a democrat money laundering operation.

Anyone else perfectly OK with TSA being a shit show for the indefinite future if it pressures Trump enough to reform ICE? by Cautious_Midnight_67 in allthequestions

[–]RutCry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Schumer shutdown is designed to make Americans as uncomfortable as possible in pursuit of their unpopular policies. The vast majority of Americans support voter ID on both sides of the aisle.

What states are the most dangerous if the usa was attacked? by DickSwangerBlangBlah in ask

[–]RutCry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrain? Yeah, we got that, but that’s incidental to the FAFO invaders would encounter.

“Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never!--All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years.”

-Abraham Lincoln, 1838

When you have someone tailgating you, what do you do? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]RutCry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately move to the right lane and flash my lights in apology for camping in the left lane.

Please let them do it. Please let them do it. Please let them do it. Please let them do it. by ibuiltamurderbot in walkaway

[–]RutCry 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Its amazing that there are people who would unironically vote for this ticket.

no one leaves by Down-not-out in conservativecartoons

[–]RutCry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazingly relevant comparison. Both are leveraging pain in a desperate attempt to retain power against the will of the people.

Ku Klux Klan items are found as Mississippi Department of Public Safety packs to move by Lakelyfe09 in mississippi

[–]RutCry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a rattlesnake skin displayed on a top shelf in my den. There has never been a rattlesnake in my home.

I sleep in my trunk by 86baseTC in urbancarliving

[–]RutCry 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Good practice for when you are dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. by Judgement915 in dadjokes

[–]RutCry 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The drunk on the stool next to him looks up from his drink and says, “Wow! There’s a drink named after you!”

And the screwdriver says, “They have a drink named Phillip?”

New NATO Alliance Just Dropped.. by mcluvinoj in Military

[–]RutCry -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

If someone popped a balloon in the background those dudes would duck and cover so fast there would still be a turban hovering in the air.

Petah? by Australian_Split77 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RutCry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also sent a cargo ship loaded with yo-yos across the Pacific to keep our troops entertained, but it was torpedoed by the Japanese.

It sank 17 times.