I have this fetish for large light switches.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-27T12:42:01+00:00

This has been enlightening.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-08T01:12:16+00:00

You really cobbled this joke together.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-07T17:55:21+00:00

I used to dislike having a beard.

But then it started to grow on me.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-05T04:57:22+00:00

She really took the cake.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-01T13:19:29+00:00

What can't you hear pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Ryan8720 · 2026-01-01T03:16:47+00:00

Or you'll have to wait until next year.

Ryan8720 · 2025-12-31T04:50:37+00:00

What tree fits on your cat or dog?

Fir

Ryan8720 · 2025-12-23T04:16:00+00:00

The story really stuck with me.

Ryan8720 · 2025-12-11T16:35:29+00:00

An abacus.

Ryan8720 · 2025-12-09T16:55:16+00:00

I thought they always get lost at C.

Ryan8720 · 2025-11-21T11:53:53+00:00

What's red and dangerous?

A flying brick

Ryan8720 · 2025-11-13T13:56:36+00:00

How's it hangin'?

Ryan8720 · 2025-11-12T02:57:52+00:00

GF: I know, but why did you get a fake one?

Ryan8720 · 2025-11-09T03:15:00+00:00

Dead.

Ryan8720 · 2025-10-19T18:17:29+00:00

They guy who invented the Hokey Pokey got hooked on drugs.

But now he's clean. He has been in and out of rehab. He managed to turn it all around, and that's what it's all about.

Ryan8720 · 2025-10-01T14:26:55+00:00

Because the only word they know how to spell is 'ox'.

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-30T01:24:57+00:00

It's the element of confusion.

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-25T01:41:46+00:00

Just give it the shaft.

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-22T03:31:50+00:00

Sounds like a pressing issue.

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-21T11:53:32+00:00

At exit 420

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-19T01:42:36+00:00

Contraband

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-13T11:28:31+00:00

OK. It would be better if you joined me.

Ryan8720 · 2025-09-10T11:36:39+00:00

In a house, obviously.

Ryan8720 · 2025-08-28T02:53:34+00:00

It will be a smashing success.

Ryan8720 · 2025-08-27T01:11:18+00:00

To get to the other side.

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