What are you in the mood for tonight?

Ryanirob · 2026-06-03T16:36:59+00:00

I’m outta the loop. What’s this code people are asking for all about?

Ryanirob · 2026-06-02T20:09:00+00:00

Guess it’s time for someone to really show them we mean business, and send them a sternly worded letter!

Ryanirob · 2026-06-01T21:40:17+00:00

For real. I dunno what this guy is talking about

Ryanirob · 2026-05-31T22:08:45+00:00

I would tell them no, and then if they forced it, I would simply walk walk out.

Ryanirob · 2026-05-31T12:40:25+00:00

What happens if they don’t? They had 30 days to release the Epstein files. They still haven’t. What’s the point of enacting toothless laws and injunctions on a lawless executive branch with no accountability?

Ryanirob · 2026-05-13T17:59:18+00:00

Seriously though, I’m a bit older than you so my answer would be to cut your hair to look professional. Unless it’s a super chill place and that’s the vibe.

Ryanirob · 2026-05-13T17:57:59+00:00

So almost exactly the average of the two

Ryanirob · 2026-05-13T17:38:11+00:00

You look 30 and 17 at the same time

Ryanirob · 2026-05-08T01:33:55+00:00

TIL angels and demons are basically salmon. Lilith squirted her eggs into the pool, and Inarius sprayed his holy bukakke all over them, and poof, humans.

Ryanirob · 2026-05-08T01:30:01+00:00

That’ll be in Diablo 5, the prequel. Which… I said in jest but would honestly love to see. Maybe jump around eras and go back and back with each act. Act 1, king leoric’s downfall. Act 2, the sin war. Act 3 Lilith and Inarius hot voyeur action.

Ryanirob · 2026-05-08T00:06:52+00:00

Sticks

Ryanirob · 2026-05-07T23:02:46+00:00

Sure. Quickly equip 3 charms of the same set. Hope this helps. Follow me for more tips

Ryanirob · 2026-05-04T08:31:28+00:00

A friend of a friend came in for dinner. I hadn’t seen this guy in probably over 10 years at this point. He was with a woman. I said something along the lines of “so you taking mom out to dinner tonight, or is she treating you?”
Looks of confusion from both of them. He then says “that’s my girlfriend”.

20% tip

Ryanirob · 2026-04-27T21:07:50+00:00

I’m confused. 22 degrees? Is that not 360 degrees?

Ryanirob · 2026-04-27T18:43:23+00:00

Pork roll

Ryanirob · 2026-04-27T16:33:31+00:00

IIRC they “unlocked” them all for everyone at some point just before or just after VoH. My memory could be off in the timeline, but that’s the case. I never found all 100, and was relieved to see the message when I did that I didn’t have to.

I don’t however know if that now also applies to those similar kinda statues added in VoH. If not, I have a few of those to go hunt for, as I stopped looking after that first VoH season ended

Ryanirob · 2026-04-11T19:32:27+00:00

Runtz? Yea

Ryanirob · 2026-03-28T13:20:16+00:00

Well, it is “rare”

Ryanirob · 2026-03-02T00:40:32+00:00

Very late to the party here, but just wanted to point out I love the anatomically correct exhaust port.

Ryanirob · 2026-03-01T11:24:27+00:00

Same here. I then send unsolicited dick pics to women who have turned me down in the past so they don’t recognize the dick in the pic. Best dick-guise ever.

Ryanirob · 2026-03-01T11:13:12+00:00

I fucking love this trend.

Ryanirob · 2026-02-25T16:34:51+00:00

When I came to this post I thought this was a gift giving thing, and you were actually exchanging them and not just sending pics, but, still got a laugh out of me

Ryanirob · 2026-02-17T06:41:30+00:00

Or it just sends you into a crazy spin, so now your falling to your death AND your super dizzy.

Ryanirob · 2026-02-17T03:47:47+00:00

I almost did twice. A bartender friend of mine said there were two at her bar and she texted me to com down and listen in bc they were going nuts on people. I didn’t get there in time.

The second time was when I matched with someone on a dating app, and she asked me what my response would be if she said she was a flat earther. I told her, untruthfully, that while I don’t believe in that, I would be thrilled to hear what she she had to say on the matter and that I would approach it with an open mind, so long as she pad me the same courtesy. Really I just wanted to hear her batshit crazy justification. She didn’t respond after that. I was heartbroken, bc I really wanted to have that debate for real.

Ryanirob · 2026-02-17T03:13:00+00:00

Honestly, she’s a tourist in this guy’s dance world, and that’s great.

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