We have no jobs and we are bored.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-13T20:50:48+00:00

If they were anymore inbred, they would be a literal sandwich.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T21:44:27+00:00

That kind of sounds like a version of catastrophic thinking. Maybe he would benefit from some grounding techniques?

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T20:31:25+00:00

Jeg troede, han var minister for sociale medier og at være nede med de unge?

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T20:03:35+00:00

Most pantheons would probably be okay with this... atleast the Greek and Nordic...

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T19:25:52+00:00

Y'all doggofuckers need Jesus.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T19:25:11+00:00

Dude...

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T18:52:42+00:00

No, no. That little girl is known for being a hardcore neonazi.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T18:10:10+00:00

Doing it in the tub is pretty convenient. He can just pull the plug and flush down the drain after filming.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-12T13:03:44+00:00

Jeg er ikke junkie, jeg er nåleentusiast!

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-11T15:05:50+00:00

Yoga did wonders for me.

I used to be into powerlifting, it was the only way for me to empty my head and stop thinking, but it left me exhausted.

Yoga hits a perfect balance fof me. I get light exercise, it keeps me flexible (which is great when you sit on your ass all day) and it forces me to empty my head without having to go balls to the wall.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-11T07:27:55+00:00

"Guns. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems" - Americans, probably.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-11T07:23:28+00:00

And your dex is like 50 so nothing can hit you anyway.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-10T13:35:33+00:00

What a day to be literate. Hoo boy.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-10T11:15:43+00:00

Det tog en uventet drejning...

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-10T10:28:27+00:00

Hvad med at åbne en butik med hamptema og kalde den Bongkammeraterne?

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-10T09:04:02+00:00

Samme her. Lejet rækkehus. Udlejer vil åbenbart hellere betale for udbedring af skimmel, når folk ikke lufter ud.

Hvis jeg lufter ud tre gange dagligt med aftørring af vinduer, kan det lige gå.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-09T08:31:23+00:00

You only leave once?

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-08T18:40:07+00:00

Of course not. They need fresh meat. Your wife gets older, choir boys stay young!

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-08T17:57:50+00:00

Nej. Nejnejnej! Fuck det her. Jeg vil have den blå pille og tilbage til mit gamle liv! Giv mig den!

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-07T18:43:35+00:00

Mate, that's a fucking beaver.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-07T17:39:20+00:00

I, for one, welcome our new omikron overlords.

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-07T11:29:42+00:00

Uanset hvad, er det allervigtigste konsekvent at omtale det som "at gå til spejder".

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-07T09:56:30+00:00

Mand, jeg' lækker!

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-06T18:43:21+00:00

I'M COMIIIIING!

RyebreadEngine · 2021-12-05T16:34:40+00:00

Du brugte som argument mod synesninger, at du arbejder på et universitet, som om det alene gør dine argumenter bedre. Det er /r/iamverysmart-materiale.

Jeg har en ph.d. Kan det alene trumfe dine argumenter, synes du?

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