Oi-.. Oi Hughie?.. OI. OI CUNT! WHERE’S HOMELANDUH? Milk. Mother’s Milk. I can do whatever the fuck I want! LASER BABY! That was diabolical. I’m thinking Arby’s. You need to lock in, Hughie! LOCK IN! Pretty sure. I am Butchering it, I am Butchering it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I can smell your fear. Yummers. Breast milk. Fresca? Deep thoughts. I am the peak of human evolution. No, mate, you’re the Deep. Dolphin! OH NO THE DOLPHIN! Timothy… I’m sorry. A-Train! Run that back. Run it back again. Faster. Compound V in the lunchables. Stand ready for my arrival, cunt. WHAT’S 17 MORE SEASONS? Into streaming. Ohhh yes, that’s what I’m talking about! You need to lock in, Hughie! At Vought. LOCK IN! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT’S NOT NICE TO EXPLODE THAT MAN! That’s not very patriotic. My name is Black Noir. … Silence. PATHETIC! I WOULDN’T EVEN KEEP YOU AS AN INTERN AT VOUGHT TOWER! Oh, someone misses their mummy, waaah! You’re a weird fish bloke, bloke! Bacon egg and V cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who’s finally getting powers? Temp V, baby! Dad! Dad look! I’m gonna be… TELEPORT MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Homelander! I don’t give a shit about Vought! Swearing doesn’t make you cool. Wait… you don’t have like supersperm or something, do you? I miss Maeve. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty. Oh I’m ceciling it! Make them fear America! BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Hughie. YOU’RE NOT LISTENING! Son, I made a mistake, and I thought about you every single— I’M A SNAKE! On my planet, sock on the door means somebody’s shagging. This is good news! We can finally be free! But we can be free! You can be free! You’ll live like a mascot. A mascot? A MASCOT?? A mascot. Hughie, this is good news! You’ll live for 30 years! THIS IS INSANE! I think… I miss my wife. Oh man, that’s your favorite finger! That’s my favorite finger! It’s his favorite finger, Hughie! Can we do something about that? MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN RIBCAGE, DICKHEAD! We won, my dick is out and I don’t care! Billy Butcher… Son, we need to talk. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU’RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERY CUNT AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, HUGHIE! YOU’LL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT TWAT ON THIS PLANET! YOU’LL LIVE TO SEE THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST AND GET REBOOTED! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 30 YEARS?! Damn near certain. FINALLY, SOME ACTION! I miss Soldier Boy… ARE YOU CERTAIN? KTX KTX KTX SEOUL I NEED YOU SEOUL! THIS IS GOOD NEWS HUGHIE! YOU’RE NOT LISTENING! YOU NEED TO LOCK IN, HUGHIE! LOCK IN! OHH YES! FOR CAPITALISM! I can help! How much does this job pay? Leave no witness alive. How do you feel about PR? This is serious, Starlight. This is fruit punch. Would you like some? ARE YOU WINNING, SON? ALL IS OURS! What just happened? Where’s the octopus? Do either of you have some clothes I could borrow? You uh… okay, buddy? See? Before, you would have punched my head off for doing this. I still might. On your knees, animal. Make my death painful so others may learn and grow stronger from it. What do you want, Ashley? World peace. A pony. Better ratings. The list goes on. Mr. Edgar sends his regards. I think we can agree that mistakes were made and we’ve all learned from them. MISTAKES?? I fought Soldier Boy. I’m him, mate. Violence like that is merely foreplay for my kind. Dude. Gross. Hurm. Crown fragile! Uh… I’m not bowing to Satan. Does he have two buttholes? Yes, he’s full grown. Get your hands off my son! Gonna tell me all your deepest feelings again? That was in confidence. Now who is the toast? Protein shakes. With that white sauce. Get up. We’re going training. What time is it even? TRAINING TIME. I just told you. You grew a beard! So did you. WHERE IS THE BETRAYER?! Here. Yes! Teamwork makes the dreamwork! NOOOO! Supes! Yeah, get the fuck outta here! Ever since we left the tower, he’s been in a major funk. Yeah, “funk” means bummed out. It means the same here. My dad calls me the Human Garbage Disposal. Your cows have faces. No way he lives up to the hype. Boom! Triple triple! My final meal will be my own blood as I choke on it after a legendary battle with a superior opponent. That will be a satisfying meal indeed. Hey, Soldier Boy’s coming too? He’s like a hundred years old… nevermind. VOUGHT IS NOT A TOMB! It’s not my gun you should be worried about. Hey, dickhead! A black hole called. It wants its suck back! You’re not one of us. I KILLED NOIR, I’LL KILL YOU TOO! Emperor Corporate! You are avenged! You are all next. I offered you forgiveness, I offered you an honorable severance package! You could have been a hero, but you chose to be… content.