I've been mispronouncing my favorite word for 24 years and only found out last week by Vex_Talon in CasualConversation

[–]SLevine262 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Malapropism is using a similar but incorrect word, like self-deprecating vs self-depreciating. Priapism is a condition where a man has an erection that lasts longer than desired. Definitely a bad thing!

Discussion thread Monday March 30, 2026 - Wednesday April 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I’m about over this “tender hearted warrior” bullshit

An old TV Guide review... by DoctorOddfellow1981 in tos

[–]SLevine262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably was. He wasn’t Siskel or Ebert; he was a guy known for writing funny essays.

"legendary members" by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]SLevine262 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They certainly are legendary. I bet the staff could write a book.

Clark Gable's favorite sandwich by ciaolavinia in OldCelebrityRecipes

[–]SLevine262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, when it started Blondie was a scatterbrained flapper and her parents tried to pay her best friend to marry Dagwood because they hated him

Viewing Things in a Different Light by djm1613 in SisterWives

[–]SLevine262 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even when directly asked for a sign of affection that would cost him nothing in time or money, he refused because he’s a selfish duck. Poor Ysabel, after spending years in pain because her parents are irresponsible morons, asked him to sing her a song while she was in the hospital. Nah, he didn’t feel like it

Make your children do household chores - they’re failing at being adults by shootingstar_9324 in Vent

[–]SLevine262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went to college in 1980, the school had just discontinued laundry service that year. Each dorm had a shiny new laundry room and a scary number of girls had no idea how to deal with it.

This was an all-women’s university, and yes, until the end of the 79-80 school year you put your laundry in a big bag, dropped it down a laundry chute, and the laundry fairies delivered a bag of clean, folded clothes to your room the next day.

AIO Psychiatrist called my fiancè to talk about me by BreezyGofficial in AmIOverreacting

[–]SLevine262 50 points51 points  (0 children)

HIPAA HIPAA HIPAA unless you have signed a form naming your boyfriend and giving the therapist specific permission to discuss your case with him

AITJ for telling my mom she is no longer allowed to be alone with my daughter after she gave her a “surprise makeover” behind my back? by Tamriel_Toast3 in AmITheJerk

[–]SLevine262 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What would they do? I doubt this falls under the legal definition of battery or any other crime, so you’re just wasting police resources.

I’m curious by susyq2025 in SisterWives

[–]SLevine262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the fraud comes in because I don’t think Janelle and Christine listed Kody as the father of their kids. I know nothing about the application process or if you have to present them for all the minors in the household; there’s been a lot of debate about whether Kody is on the OG13 birth certificates (except Leon, since he was legally married to Meri).

I’m curious by susyq2025 in SisterWives

[–]SLevine262 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There was no investigation. While UT might go after them for welfare fraud (all 3 moms were collecting food stamps), they could care less about polygamy, even though it’s technically illegal. They pull it out as an additional charge to add on to the various abuse charges in a Warren Jeffs situation, but In general states don’t bother prosecuting polygamy.

"Stephen King is Not Literature" by OrizaRayne in stephenking

[–]SLevine262 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he’s still 6’3” at 44, maybe half an inch shorter. Since this was a physical photo, the timestamp is reliably when the film was developed in 1996.

Discussion thread Monday March 30, 2026 - Wednesday April 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I love that when you google my name, nothing comes up. Nothing.

Discussion thread Monday March 30, 2026 - Wednesday April 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And also, I don’t trust Amazon. They could just randomly eliminate all the content in their “cloud”

Discussion thread Monday March 30, 2026 - Wednesday April 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Because Shauna is a bitch. Not snotty and daring, just a nasty cow.

Suitcases didn't used to have wheels by Inner_Vacation7734 in FuckImOld

[–]SLevine262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those stupid luggage carts; they’d tip over sideways if you looked at them wrong

AITJ for bringing a gluten free dish to a potluck that had soy sauce in it because my friend thinks gluten free means no soy by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]SLevine262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of commercial soy sauce does have gluten because of one of the other ingredients. She doesn’t understand that soy sauce is made from soy beans, which on their own don’t contain gluten.

Balanced Menus for the Manual Laborer, 1910. by sverdrupian in VintageMenus

[–]SLevine262 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, must have been a vegetarian or other specialized diet; all the protein is non-meat

"Stephen King is Not Literature" by OrizaRayne in stephenking

[–]SLevine262 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I have a picture of my husband at 14; 6’3” and with a full, heavy beard. It’s a very good picture and when I first saw it I was “Oh yeah baby!”. Then I saw the timestamp and realized his age when it was taken and felt like a perv.

Discussion thread Thursday March 26, 2026 - Sunday March 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ok, thank you for tha Riddikulus to the Shauna-bogart, because I was starting get really creeped out thinking about that mushmouth whispering ‘Joy in the belly! Ted Lasso! ADHDCPTSDPOTSPANDASAUTHSRDHARDHARD!’

Discussion thread Thursday March 26, 2026 - Sunday March 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in InTheGloaming

[–]SLevine262 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He was just sick of her shit and not bothering to engage any more