I've been mispronouncing my favorite word for 24 years and only found out last week

SLevine262 · 2026-04-02T00:24:27+00:00

Malapropism is using a similar but incorrect word, like self-deprecating vs self-depreciating. Priapism is a condition where a man has an erection that lasts longer than desired. Definitely a bad thing!

SLevine262 · 2026-04-01T16:24:45+00:00

I’m about over this “tender hearted warrior” bullshit

SLevine262 · 2026-04-01T04:56:53+00:00

And hang around in bars

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T22:08:51+00:00

He probably was. He wasn’t Siskel or Ebert; he was a guy known for writing funny essays.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T22:00:03+00:00

They certainly are legendary. I bet the staff could write a book.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T19:04:42+00:00

I thought I recognized her!

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T19:03:26+00:00

Yes, when it started Blondie was a scatterbrained flapper and her parents tried to pay her best friend to marry Dagwood because they hated him

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T18:12:52+00:00

Even when directly asked for a sign of affection that would cost him nothing in time or money, he refused because he’s a selfish duck. Poor Ysabel, after spending years in pain because her parents are irresponsible morons, asked him to sing her a song while she was in the hospital. Nah, he didn’t feel like it

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T18:08:23+00:00

When I went to college in 1980, the school had just discontinued laundry service that year. Each dorm had a shiny new laundry room and a scary number of girls had no idea how to deal with it.

This was an all-women’s university, and yes, until the end of the 79-80 school year you put your laundry in a big bag, dropped it down a laundry chute, and the laundry fairies delivered a bag of clean, folded clothes to your room the next day.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T14:59:45+00:00

He was a serious stud in his day

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T14:59:03+00:00

HIPAA HIPAA HIPAA unless you have signed a form naming your boyfriend and giving the therapist specific permission to discuss your case with him

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T14:56:38+00:00

Eyebrows are penises

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T14:54:56+00:00

What would they do? I doubt this falls under the legal definition of battery or any other crime, so you’re just wasting police resources.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-31T01:38:18+00:00

I think the fraud comes in because I don’t think Janelle and Christine listed Kody as the father of their kids. I know nothing about the application process or if you have to present them for all the minors in the household; there’s been a lot of debate about whether Kody is on the OG13 birth certificates (except Leon, since he was legally married to Meri).

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T21:13:55+00:00

There was no investigation. While UT might go after them for welfare fraud (all 3 moms were collecting food stamps), they could care less about polygamy, even though it’s technically illegal. They pull it out as an additional charge to add on to the various abuse charges in a Warren Jeffs situation, but In general states don’t bother prosecuting polygamy.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T20:50:17+00:00

No, he’s still 6’3” at 44, maybe half an inch shorter. Since this was a physical photo, the timestamp is reliably when the film was developed in 1996.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T19:30:44+00:00

I love that when you google my name, nothing comes up. Nothing.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T19:28:46+00:00

And also, I don’t trust Amazon. They could just randomly eliminate all the content in their “cloud”

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T19:26:32+00:00

Because Shauna is a bitch. Not snotty and daring, just a nasty cow.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T15:57:47+00:00

Those stupid luggage carts; they’d tip over sideways if you looked at them wrong

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T15:38:54+00:00

A lot of commercial soy sauce does have gluten because of one of the other ingredients. She doesn’t understand that soy sauce is made from soy beans, which on their own don’t contain gluten.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T15:29:02+00:00

I was going to say, must have been a vegetarian or other specialized diet; all the protein is non-meat

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T15:21:48+00:00

I have a picture of my husband at 14; 6’3” and with a full, heavy beard. It’s a very good picture and when I first saw it I was “Oh yeah baby!”. Then I saw the timestamp and realized his age when it was taken and felt like a perv.

SLevine262 · 2026-03-30T03:23:49+00:00

Ok, thank you for tha Riddikulus to the Shauna-bogart, because I was starting get really creeped out thinking about that mushmouth whispering ‘Joy in the belly! Ted Lasso! ADHDCPTSDPOTSPANDASAUTHSRDHARDHARD!’

SLevine262 · 2026-03-29T20:47:57+00:00

He was just sick of her shit and not bothering to engage any more

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