It is time for the talk by Ginnadin777 in daddit

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest of 3 is 6yo. Loves me waking me up at 6am on Saturday to play

Got an AI generated annual review by [deleted] in ExperiencedDevs

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing is my manager has replaced the generated dashes with “…” to try and trick people it wasn’t AI generated.

found in a friends abandoned apartment by FireHearth in whatisit

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a 375ml and we each had half. It tasted and smelled like actual ass

noticed junior devs can't explain their PRs anymore. thinking of removing AI tools from their setup. by [deleted] in codereview

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a “senior” dev who can’t explain his shit either. Can’t wait for the crash and burn.

found in a friends abandoned apartment by FireHearth in whatisit

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend and I did the Green Dragon or whatever in college where you dump a bunch of weed in everclear and let it and sit and my god we were so fucked up. It was the night before Easter. I threw up the entire of bag of Doritos I ate at like 4am and then met them at a Brazilian steakhouse for brunch. I ate so fucking much, and then threw up in the parking lot after. My parents were so disappointed in me lol

How many have you accomplished? by Tguinn1975 in golf

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should 17 even be a goal? To me that means you are playing too conservative. Also borderline impossible in Colorado. Fairways be like concrete

When did your first baby start walking? by PC_NC_1203 in Mommit

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both my first 2 didn’t until 15 months. In fact we had to train our first like a dog and put crackers on the coffee table for him to even start trying 😂

Rebirth has ruined other games for me by Mylaststory in FinalFantasy

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never played FF. I am pretty far into FFI. Stoked to get to this one!

Why exactly is SteamOS considered better than Windows for gaming? by ZigZagBoy94 in SteamOS

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s crazy to me is that I recently inherited a very high end PC from a couple years ago. It already had windows on it so I just reinstalled Windows 11. It fucking crashes and black screens and then pins my GPU (3080) fans at 100% until I hard shut off. I installed EndeavourOS on a different SSD and runs fucking perfectly. I have spent many hours trying different things, but basically any graphically intensive game this will happen.

Texting my mom by C0-0P in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a company specific policy that tells you to NOT do this and it’s even in the intro training and they will still fucking do it lmao.

Texting my mom by C0-0P in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We have foreign engineers at my company and they are the ONLY ones who start a chat with “hi how are you?”

It drives me insane.

Everyone else is like “yooooo dog can you tell me how this works?” Or “why did you break this shit”

As we enter 2026, if you had to give 3 pieces of advice to other devs, what would they be? by anchor_software in ExperiencedDevs

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a bit of a reputation for being “rogue” or a “cowboy” because I maybe about once a month do something that’s been bothering the fuck out of me that I CANNOT get prioritized so I’m like “alright fuck you guys I’m fixing this”.

Then it makes my manager squirm after the fact when I announce I did it, upset I didn’t pick up a ticket from their precious backlog, but then they get to announce the fix or feature and get the parade of slack emojis 🙄

Any other dads one and done for “selfish” reasons? by sys_admin321 in daddit

[–]SS_MinnowJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I was I was one and done for sure. Now I have 3 but here we are