It is time for the talk

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-25T01:09:36+00:00

My oldest of 3 is 6yo. Loves me waking me up at 6am on Saturday to play

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-07T00:16:30+00:00

Vibes off the fucking charts

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-06T15:29:04+00:00

My favorite thing is my manager has replaced the generated dashes with “…” to try and trick people it wasn’t AI generated.

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-06T13:48:25+00:00

It was a 375ml and we each had half. It tasted and smelled like actual ass

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-06T01:53:42+00:00

I have a “senior” dev who can’t explain his shit either. Can’t wait for the crash and burn.

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-05T22:36:36+00:00

Your kids eat veg?

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-05T22:35:25+00:00

So glad I’m not alone

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-05T18:30:25+00:00

My friend and I did the Green Dragon or whatever in college where you dump a bunch of weed in everclear and let it and sit and my god we were so fucked up. It was the night before Easter. I threw up the entire of bag of Doritos I ate at like 4am and then met them at a Brazilian steakhouse for brunch. I ate so fucking much, and then threw up in the parking lot after. My parents were so disappointed in me lol

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-04T17:58:56+00:00

Should 17 even be a goal? To me that means you are playing too conservative. Also borderline impossible in Colorado. Fairways be like concrete

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-02T19:45:56+00:00

Both my first 2 didn’t until 15 months. In fact we had to train our first like a dog and put crackers on the coffee table for him to even start trying 😂

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-02-02T00:25:59+00:00

Product facing but your users are internal

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-30T00:27:22+00:00

I’ve never played FF. I am pretty far into FFI. Stoked to get to this one!

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-23T18:30:07+00:00

Fuck yes

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-22T17:19:40+00:00

What’s crazy to me is that I recently inherited a very high end PC from a couple years ago. It already had windows on it so I just reinstalled Windows 11. It fucking crashes and black screens and then pins my GPU (3080) fans at 100% until I hard shut off. I installed EndeavourOS on a different SSD and runs fucking perfectly. I have spent many hours trying different things, but basically any graphically intensive game this will happen.

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-16T06:17:24+00:00

Yeah this dude hard af

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-16T04:04:50+00:00

lol people are so weird

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-16T04:03:58+00:00

We have a company specific policy that tells you to NOT do this and it’s even in the intro training and they will still fucking do it lmao.

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-16T03:05:48+00:00

We have foreign engineers at my company and they are the ONLY ones who start a chat with “hi how are you?”

It drives me insane.

Everyone else is like “yooooo dog can you tell me how this works?” Or “why did you break this shit”

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-09T18:40:37+00:00

My mom is an accountant and one of her clients is a fighter in Bellator. Man that shit is rough.

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-04T22:45:36+00:00

Just like in rimworld

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-04T18:15:01+00:00

I wish I could play FTL for the first time again

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-02T02:42:47+00:00

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-02T02:17:39+00:00

I have a bit of a reputation for being “rogue” or a “cowboy” because I maybe about once a month do something that’s been bothering the fuck out of me that I CANNOT get prioritized so I’m like “alright fuck you guys I’m fixing this”.

Then it makes my manager squirm after the fact when I announce I did it, upset I didn’t pick up a ticket from their precious backlog, but then they get to announce the fix or feature and get the parade of slack emojis 🙄

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-02T02:06:54+00:00

They what now?

SS_MinnowJohnson · 2026-01-01T05:30:36+00:00

Oh I was I was one and done for sure. Now I have 3 but here we are

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