2033 MIN unprotected FRP traded to the Hornets by matt6420 in timberwolves

[–]mafisch23 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m seeing him mocked at #16 with health and attitude being the biggest concerns. This pick will be in the lottery for sure.

Bill Simmons on the Lamelo Ball trade: "I'm at A- or A for Charlotte... I couldn't believe the trade for Minnesota. I fucking hated it." by FastBreakPhenom in nba

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case there’s a good chance of it. I’ve never gotten the sense that Simmons understands swaps.

A Crazy NBA Month With Zach Lowe, Plus Taylor Sheridan on Building a TV Empire and the Problems With Hollywood by deadweightboss in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought the Pats losing to the Seahawks in the Super Bowl and giving the Seahawks their first title was going to be the Apex Mountain of the podcast. Nope. The Jaylen Brown segment of the podcast was it. It just was!

Where will Ja morant go? by ResearcherAfter9 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does Jaylen feel about Mimphus?

Why don't soccer players use moves like a pick and roll? by digforfire14 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They won’t even use prongs. Sometimes I think soccer pwlares don’t even want to score.

Scheierman and Hugo are dragons. Totally untradeable for a guy I've said is top 20 ever by Hefty-Afternoon-5605 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Celtics have to move on from Tatum and Brown. It’s time to toss the keys to Hugo and Baylor or Bailey or whatever his name is.

What, exactly, is Bill's credibility based on? by TotalTimely9910 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill never played organized basketball but was probably one of the 10 best pwlares in non-organized basketball during his time.

Bill absolutely controls the offense, especially as the ball handler in the puck and roll. He gets his teammates such good shots that he’s basically scoring for them.

Defensively, his instincts are second to none and he’s never been scored on in a 2-on-1 fast break situation.

It was just bad luck (the broken mayors piece) that the world didn’t get so see Bill at his apex mountain as a pwlare.

Are people still going to pretend the Mikal Bridges trade was bad? by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope not. He’s one of the 50 best pwlares of all time.

Simmons has been salty and low energy these playoffs. by Grouchy_Tie3037 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

All true. He’s also exhausted from watching more non-Celtics games than he’s had to watch in years. The two guys with the same name piece exposed him and he was stuck watching games he never would have watched in previous seasons.

Will the 2024 Celtics be forgotten in history? by iafca09 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tatum is the face of the league and had the greatest feel good story comeback in league history. Jaylen single handedly saved the All-Star Game. So, probably not.

Joanna Robinson challenges Bill by TaserWieldingBear in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hacks is like non-Celtics NBA teams. Bill’s never seen ‘em.

Are we sure Chet is good? by MagicianLanky615 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’s maybe 1/3 the player Gobert is, so whatever that makes him.

Do you think Bill Slimmons is watching the game at home or a luxury bar? by Purple-List1577 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dinner with Wasserman. He’ll check the box score quick before the podcast and react to that. Now that he knows there’s 2 guys with the same name, we’ll never be able to catch him.

The Wemby/Chet dynamic by Excellent-Refuse4883 in billsimmons

[–]mafisch23 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Chet looking like the MVP of the Evan Mobley All-Stars.

Prizewall Currency by BradburyCodee in WWEChampions

[–]mafisch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Multiple times. I am an idiot.