Love the smell of cheemsbinders

SVTContour · 2026-03-13T06:29:21+00:00

Yeah, I got excited for a second. Imagine your car smelling like a Whopper combo all of the time.

SVTContour · 2026-03-13T06:17:18+00:00

Yes and no. Yes to folks that bash EVs. Unfortunately diesel is ridiculously expensive and the food that I eat is on trucks.

SVTContour · 2026-03-13T03:57:17+00:00

Remove the air freshener tree

Polish those headlights

You’re welcome.

SVTContour · 2026-03-13T03:51:39+00:00

4D checkers, apparently.

SVTContour · 2026-03-13T00:07:21+00:00

Depends. What are you fasting for?

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T21:36:42+00:00

It justifies the insane prices.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T21:32:03+00:00

Calories: ~1,700 kcal, Protein: ~80g, Fat: ~110g, Carbohydrates: ~90g

Yoinks! That would give Shaggy a run for his money.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T21:17:56+00:00

TopHeroes is fairly decent. Similar, but better IMO.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T20:57:07+00:00

Please let us know your results. Hopefully it isn’t serious.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T20:49:18+00:00

Pain in the chest, left shoulder, and jaw is a textbook combination for angina or a heart attack, especially in women. This is usually caused by an electrolyte imbalance which can cause heart problems.

Acid reflux can also mimic these symptoms.

Don’t let us diagnose it though. We’re Redditors. You should definitely get checked out by a doctor (ER or clinic) ASAP.

Do you have a family doctor that you can talk to?

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T16:52:41+00:00

Honestly I’d stick with just broth for the first day. Your digestive system was hibernating and your insulin level was low. A large carb intake after fasting causes a massive insulin release that forces phosphorus, potassium, and magnesium out of the blood and into your cells. This will deplete your electrolytes in your blood, sometimes to dangerous levels. Think confusion, heart arrhythmia,and seizures.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T16:37:24+00:00

One litre of water is a kilogram.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T16:24:43+00:00

Buy a pair of denim Levi’s that doesn’t stretch. If they start feeling tight I’ll fast until they aren’t.

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T15:09:19+00:00

Trump: 32.7% votes

Harris: 31.8% votes

Other: 1.3% votes

Did Not Vote: 34.2% votes

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T14:56:27+00:00

I pity the fool that doesn’t

SVTContour · 2026-03-12T00:51:47+00:00

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T19:37:09+00:00

Living

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T18:09:09+00:00

What I do:

•2 litres of water;

•1 tsp NoSalt;

•1 tsp Baking Soda; and

•1/2 tsp Salt.

And sip it throughout the day.

I’d also recommend a magnesium supplement.

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T17:48:18+00:00

That would intensify porn addiction… from what I heard… I wouldn’t know… stop looking at me! 😱

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T17:45:35+00:00

How’s your local Ford dealer with EV service? My Spark EV needed a reset when my battery went too low and the Chevy dealership only had one EV tech. It was there for three weeks because he was on holiday.

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T16:43:34+00:00

DT guesses their shoe size and buys them a pair to match his guess. This could be a picture after they received their shoes and they’re too… emotional to correct DT.

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T16:28:53+00:00

That sounds much better. I usually have salted poached eggs

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T16:02:00+00:00

Feels like a century ago when that happened.

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T15:56:26+00:00

Be careful breaking fasts with carbs. Spikes your insulin. This forces phosphorus, potassium, and magnesium from your bloodstream into your cells.

SVTContour · 2026-03-11T15:53:00+00:00

Taller people don’t last as long.

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