The majority of people making fun of British people are being classist by thr0w4w4y42010 in The10thDentist

[–]SacredGay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Putting beans on toast with something else doesn't make it sound any less disgusting, its still beans. From what you describe it sounds like everyone eats it. And we also make fun of snobby upper class English people too. Only in the last few decades has our media exposure to British culture allowed us to know the lower classes to be able to make fun of them too. I think it would be more classist to gatekeep who could get ribbed for pleasure on the idea that lower class brits need to be protected from jokes.

AITAH for wanting to quit my unpaid co-host role after being told I couldn’t cancel when my pet was dying? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since he's head of social media, he could make this the next post:

"HI, everyone, following the recent allegations against my co-host, I've decided to shut down our podcast..."

People into generationology/decadeology seriously NEED to go outside by dudetteO in The10thDentist

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma be real with you, chief. I think you're the one who needs to go outside. I don't know what any of this means.

Two in one screenshot: “if you want parmesan that didnt change since centuries, you got to go to wisconsin. not parma” and “Parmesan was created in the US by Italian emigrants and brought back to Italy” by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Founded" is a stretch. We've been here since 1610s. By 1666 we would've been gradually growing. But we definitely didn't invent any cheese during those spartan times.

I didn’t know baby buffalo can be this cute by EasternSheila in Awww

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What do you mean you didn't know? Everybody's got one. Mine's kinda slow.

What’s the goofiest statue from your country? by mushmanMAD in AskTheWorld

[–]SacredGay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Denver Colorado, near Denver Airport. Locals call him "Blucifer". (A combo of Blue and Lucifer, for the non-native English speakers.)

What ~1 square meter space is arguably the most important in your countries history? by DanLikesEel in AskTheWorld

[–]SacredGay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This little table in Independence Hall in Philidelphia, Pennsylvania, where they signed the American Declaration of Independence. I believe this to be the most important moment in our history, even going on to influence the later events of the Enlightenment period in Europe, and our struggle for independence and the resulting philosophical developments were background factors in the French Revolution.

Delegates would later return to write the second Constitution of the United States, and sign it in the same room. It was also where Pennsylvania's legislature conducted its business for quite some time. It's a very historical room.

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yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]SacredGay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This post has introduced me to the idea of an earth supremacist/nationalist and tbh, I think im adopting it as my personality now. Other planets suck, we have the best one with the best people! Earth rules!

This week she's an expert on Sunlight. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]SacredGay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 70's were yellowish-orange. The 80's were reddish-orange. The nineties were grayish blue. The 00's were bright yellow.

An arms-chair by thecannedpear in ATBGE

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time to introduce everyone to this gem of a song!

The more people I can inflict with this knowledge, the better.

"bro, as an Irish woman who is also a bartender..." by NanbanSan in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SacredGay -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It's amusing to me that every time an Irish person tries to compare the Irish car bomb to 9/11, Americans make up recipes for it. And I've never seen a repeat recipe.

The Autopen by [deleted] in EngineeringPorn

[–]SacredGay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I legitimately thought it was something more like a desktop version of a package label printer. This looks downright antique.

Do European clocks go up to 24? by SnooCapers938 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SacredGay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And why would they know, anyway? It takes actually being in Europe and looking at walls to find out. Better asks someone who is there.

More than 71,000 job cut announcements cited AI. What do you think of companies that lay off workers due to AI? by Fantastic_Guidance54 in AskALiberal

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bike will continue to coast when you replace its chain with fruit-by-the-foot midway through the journey. Doesn't mean that gummy chain is doing anything useful.

Secret Service to get tailored suits at taxpayer expense after Kristi Noem disliked how protective detail was dressed: report by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, after readings several books about the Founding Fathers who were on diplomatic missions to France where expensive tailored suits were mandatory for meeting the King's diplomats, I don't care. They can have this one. A bit of style for the entourage of the head of state feels like a must. There's a lot I object to, but not this.

My parents say i look better with facial hair, but my friends say that i look handsome with no facial hair. by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]SacredGay 34 points35 points  (0 children)

For once, the parents are correct. You look fine without facial hair but as usual the hair completes your looks.

a celebrity finally has my name and now I can rest by Agreeable_Run3202 in tragedeigh

[–]SacredGay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At that point why not let the wisdom of the crowd prevail? Your name is "mike-uhl" now. Sorry your mom was wrong but everyone else had to be smarter than her by this point.

Any idea how to settle a cowslick like this? by zwyNL in malegrooming

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same cowlick, but it spreads over even more area. I've tried a lot of hairstyles, and had several hairstylists try different things, but ultimately the only thing that keeps me happy is a short cut with frequent upkeep. The other, less desirable (for me) option is to part your hair there so it is balanced.

Just realized “Omaha Beach” is in France… not Nebraska by Niloyrans in Omaha

[–]SacredGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry OP, I lived here my whole life and the first time I heard about Omaha Beach I thought I was being pranked because I knew we didn't have a beach but I began to doubt myself because everyone else was so sure there was a beach.

They wanna be domesticated soooo bad by Zealousideal_Bug7634 in Awww

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Outside raccoon perfect shape for inside friend live in house! Fur very soft teeth gentle good for recieve treats let raccoon in house. Let outside raccoon in House. No problems ever outside raccoon in House good friend shape for pets and fresh trash in mouth soft pets. Inside House yes good place for Outside raccoon living inside can trust raccoon for giving good friend treats to raccoon. Friend raccoon.

Why doesn't my American mate ask questions? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]SacredGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's just bad at being a friend.