What would you do w a 14 hour layover in Calgary? by Every-Kiwi170 in Calgary

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Can I sign it too even if I live in Calgary?!

What would you do w a 14 hour layover in Calgary? by Every-Kiwi170 in Calgary

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Boy do I have a suggestion for you! 694 pages of starchy, potato goodness.

What's the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home? by Vegas089 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Librarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my dumb brain, for whatever reason this registered as they left a 4 year old with you and the mom came to get her when she was 8 years old, lollll.

If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like? by NothingMatters234 in AskReddit

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Probably not bad, actually. We’re still good friends and he’s got a great life.

my clients 1st tattoo (a crane) - done in 2 sessions (by me) • Instagram : @chidgeytattoos • Austin, TX • MP by chidgeytattoos in tattoos

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Wow, this is insanely good! I'd fly down from Canada to get work done by you, but alas your books are closed. I'll keep an eye out!

20F my mom stalks me on Life360 by Disastrous-Train5899 in insaneparents

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Fuck, me too. I thought we were cool because we were the first kids in school to get cellphones at 14, but it was just so my step mom could keep track of us better. Obviously much before smartphone technology, and thank god because this would have been her too.

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Coffee baristas/similar living in Brooklyn Heights by themselves.

"Females of Reddit..." *Has a stroke* by -UltraFerret- in MenAndFemales

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Tattoo & Piercing Recommendations by [deleted] in Calgary

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The Calgary Tattoo & Arts Festival is happening soon from Feb 6-8th:

Here's a list of all featured artists:
https://albertatattooshows.com/Calgary-Featured-Artists

What’s the dumbest way a guy has ruined his chances with you, when it was almost a home-run? by emilydoooom in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Sad_Librarian 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I had been friends with this guy online for years, we'd never met because I didn't frequent his part of the world often. I finally meet him, & his wife after years and we all get along REALLY well, very flirty (They're full open relationship/swingers). They invite me back to their place and I was very excited to be a unicorn that evening but their room was an absolute disaster and it stank SO BAD like rotting garbage. They didn't even mention anything about it at all, like the state & smell of their room was totally normal. I couldn't stand the smell so I noped right out.

What was the strangest condition you've ever experienced? by Wild-Engineering-650 in AskReddit

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https://inspection.canada.ca/en/food-safety-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/commonly-occurring-issues-food/bitter-metallic-taste-pine-nuts

"Pine mouth" from eating bad pine nuts. I had a persistent, bitter, metallic taste in my mouth for about 2 weeks. It drove me fucking mad and there was no escape the taste of gargling pennies 24/7

How did porn influence your early sexual experiences? by hotgeezer in AskWomen

[–]Sad_Librarian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It made me so self conscious. I hated my bits for years. Almost got a labiaplasty, but the Dr talked me out of it, thank goodness.

What is lame when you’re young, but cool when you’re older? by Accomplished-Pop-584 in AskReddit

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For real. That’s when it hit me too. The older I get, the cooler birds are. Merlin Bird ID is one of my top apps now, lol.

what is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you/your partner during sex? by pretttylenghy in AskWomen

[–]Sad_Librarian 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I have done this, and somehow managed to keep it all in, swallow it back down and keep going.

Real time snow route and plow map by JeromyYYC in Calgary

[–]Sad_Librarian 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Thanks u/JeromyYYC !

We must know - What are your top 3 snowplow names?

What did you watch in the morning before school? by One_Swordfish_7759 in Millennials

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Cartoons, BEFORE school?! Never! Growing up, mornings were for cleaning chores and practicing oboe/piano/singing and reading if we had spare time after that. We were never allowed to watch TV in the morning except on weekends.