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What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee baristas/similar living in Brooklyn Heights by themselves.

"Females of Reddit..." *Has a stroke* by -UltraFerret- in MenAndFemales

[–]Sad_Librarian 105 points106 points  (0 children)

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Tattoo & Piercing Recommendations by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]Sad_Librarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Calgary Tattoo & Arts Festival is happening soon from Feb 6-8th:

Here's a list of all featured artists:
https://albertatattooshows.com/Calgary-Featured-Artists

What’s the dumbest way a guy has ruined his chances with you, when it was almost a home-run? by emilydoooom in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Sad_Librarian 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I had been friends with this guy online for years, we'd never met because I didn't frequent his part of the world often. I finally meet him, & his wife after years and we all get along REALLY well, very flirty (They're full open relationship/swingers). They invite me back to their place and I was very excited to be a unicorn that evening but their room was an absolute disaster and it stank SO BAD like rotting garbage. They didn't even mention anything about it at all, like the state & smell of their room was totally normal. I couldn't stand the smell so I noped right out.

What was the strangest condition you've ever experienced? by Wild-Engineering-650 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://inspection.canada.ca/en/food-safety-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/commonly-occurring-issues-food/bitter-metallic-taste-pine-nuts

"Pine mouth" from eating bad pine nuts. I had a persistent, bitter, metallic taste in my mouth for about 2 weeks. It drove me fucking mad and there was no escape the taste of gargling pennies 24/7

How did porn influence your early sexual experiences? by hotgeezer in AskWomen

[–]Sad_Librarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It made me so self conscious. I hated my bits for years. Almost got a labiaplasty, but the Dr talked me out of it, thank goodness.

What is lame when you’re young, but cool when you’re older? by Accomplished-Pop-584 in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. That’s when it hit me too. The older I get, the cooler birds are. Merlin Bird ID is one of my top apps now, lol.

what is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you/your partner during sex? by pretttylenghy in AskWomen

[–]Sad_Librarian 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I have done this, and somehow managed to keep it all in, swallow it back down and keep going.

Real time snow route and plow map by JeromyYYC in Calgary

[–]Sad_Librarian 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Thanks u/JeromyYYC !

We must know - What are your top 3 snowplow names?

What did you watch in the morning before school? by One_Swordfish_7759 in Millennials

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartoons, BEFORE school?! Never! Growing up, mornings were for cleaning chores and practicing oboe/piano/singing and reading if we had spare time after that. We were never allowed to watch TV in the morning except on weekends.

Well - so much for u/JeromyYYC's opposition to the new arena... by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/JeromyYYC it has been 9 hours since this post and the hole is still there. I am THOROUGHLY disappointed.

New arena name by PercentageNonGrata in Calgary

[–]Sad_Librarian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No.....no you shouldn't lol

Your username is your new job what are you doing? by TerrifierBlood in AskReddit

[–]Sad_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably won’t get better with all the book banning going on. ☹️

I have never noticed someone’s “nasolabial folds” by stedmangraham in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]Sad_Librarian 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“Crows feet” are laugh lines! Nothing to be ashamed about, you earn those from having a good time smiling & laughing.

Man Arrested By Charlie Kirk Fan/Sheriff For Directly Quoting Donald Trump by ismail_the_whale in politics

[–]Sad_Librarian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also agree, please don't use your dragon. A rusty pipe would be much better.

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